the secret of the human condition

[hyde]

Ok

I might b over

Balanced

I never to check her vitalz

Wouldn't want the ol cow to go to the kingman er

 

[hyde]

Or...

Ya folla

 

[hyde]

She's slurring

Note the vitals and attitude at 7

Note

Keep that cunt hi

She can't comprehend

The letter 4

Pain docs

Go hang yourselves by your dix through your hortilanusezzzz

Ok

I'm trippin

Shez a 7

It's clearly a non issue

Shez speaking in tongues

Dickheadz

Draw and quarter ur ballz

Hey maaan

I'm no spelling b champ

Ok nm

Thatzzz a margin lie

U steaming piles

C
O
T
I
C

It's not as fun as sucking a tictockookoodoczdiktalk buy

Ur ballz

To touch my fiance

Are about to goeeeonosukadick

Corner pocket

U couldn't play my cocksuckerz

On ur best fuking dei

Swallowit

U mole on a donkeyz dik

And

U couldn't decipher my code

First

Don't fuk ur patientz sunz

I can hold 20 conversations

Across 8 different peer sitez

Invent a harmless

Option and ego exxxtender for ewe


Y r u sweating

Cockholeslurpz

U didn't even notice

My own code

Agent orange

R u turning pink ins luvly out

In phoenix

Show me two pain doc

It's 72° today

One cup

Begging skit

On snl

I hear itz lovely in NY

I wonder how the yankinpieceofpube

This evening

At

1642 and a similar 61°

What do ewe think

Vulva

I could do this all day

I should probably retard my brain more

Fukwad

So I can keep up with ewwww

I farted

Ur not even a challenge

Take a seat

I need a task

 

[hyde]

Maybe if I uze my toooz



It's just 4+4

U must b stupid

 

[hyde]

I'm on fiya

I'm slaying em

We should call the Washington post

Tell em

Sparechange sentcha

 

[hyde]

La times ny times

The new yorker

Associated press

Pinterest this fukholanuz

Somebody tell erin brokavich

'S lawfirm

They should probably start hiring

I won't need to sue

I'm shaming u now

Just trying to plan ahead

Her nipple was bleeding

Erin brockovich might have a referral

Not on ur best day

Nobjobz

 

[hyde]

Note

Company fartcovid policy

Buttplugz

And aftermarket

Mufflers n hepa extravirgin australiancharcoal filter cartridges

With multiple layers
You're a fucking joke

We spend the big bux

Tamoontipperz

No n95z

Sackjuice

Uze ur fukn connect

Saltswallower

We do better

Stupidslitz

When we're on druz

Wazurezcuz

Slotlicker

 

[hyde]

Maybe if eye masturbates for u

You'll show me endorphinz

U know I dropped out

Just now

And

In high school

Slantslutz

U don't even notice

Duez ewez

Karbunklez

Ummm

Laniz

U don't mind squealing pigs do u

Nm

No time

Heercumz the short buz

 

[hyde]

Ok fuk nobody

Let's see how many strains I can stomp on that kuntakinteez

In that bowl

Of sonzofbitchez

On the fli



U wannabe-a doctor

Lemme get stupid hi

Because my peeps r laughing at ewe

Rightonthekissermyash

Now

 

[hyde]

And

U k
N
O
W
Eyecan

U bore me

Moneyslutz

 

[hyde]

I have to fingermulanuz

While u ketchup

What number am I thinking of

Dire reach

Crew

 

[hyde]

U came with sword and shield

Eyyyy

Just
At

Came

Paint me a prettylittlepictureee

With pinkeyzinpoop

Suck it

I'm getting hi and drunk


F
U
C
K

THE MONEY

STICK IT TO THE MAN

FI
UR
ZT

DUEEE

NOOOOO

H
A
R
M

 

[hyde]

Sorry

Forgot my beer

Slothswathswallow

Forgot

My corona

-heer kitty kitty

Aren't

You

Sooo

Fukn pretty

-#3

Sukadik

 

[hyde]

-Valkyrie

Demons out

 

[hyde]

And.... WOLVERINE!

we're coming in for landing now

WOLVERINE.... URGH...

somdvedoy poorsumbeeronwolverine

This is your captain speaking

Everyone tell their lV3R

They should jump out the Oppenheimer tower

Sparechange'zzzz ticket is punched

Oh shyt

Hez gonna

Eat your wife's pussy

JUMP

MOTHERFUCKERZ

 

[hyde]

Somebody grab the dog

I can't reach em

 

[hyde]

Look up the word polysemy

N realize

Doctors write scripts

NOBODY can reed

I have to make up languages

Because I'm bored

Of Walgreens

Throwing the dice

I might b buzzed

Mildly

U can't drink as much


Bartenders beware

c
O
TicHE

FUZZ

We've got ewe fooled

 

[hyde]

Commercial breaaake

This corona

Wuz brought to ewe

By your dr friends of marlboros

To 12yr oldz

Blew my nose

Blood

Life insurance

No

She dont need to know

 

[hyde]

One moment

-hyde
Ahhh
Ssdi
Ummmhm

Yes

That's right

Um him

Ur fucked

Ummm hm


Mmmmyeah... ummm huuummmm...

Cause when I marry her

Think opioids made me crazy

Ummm hmmm...

Riiiight...

That's exactly what imean....

Now she has benefits til after I die...


Ummmhmmm...

When

She

Marries me....

Maybe I should fuck her just toooo

Accelerate


Think I'm not kookoo

B very afraid

If I do...

I'll b naked...

Scared...

 

[hyde]

Who sayz I don't keep my promises