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[MartyMcFly42oh]

Welp, the boy went ahead and got himself alcohol poisoning with a bunch of Irish car bombs and fireball to chase it all down
After I decided to leave these assholes and go home, they decided to leave the bar and go back to a buddies apartment, where there was refreshments on tap yeah well knucklehead went ahead and screwed the pooch and popped his. I’m never drinking again cherry.
Ended up having to go to the ER jackass…..

Good times

Anyhow, good morning folks. I hope everyone’s doing good having a decent weekend so far I feel great zero hangover.

I have much better update shots of the bunker later when the lights turn on, but things are starting to come together and flower

My family always gets together and goes out for birthday dinners, well my parents must be geniuses, cause my 21st birthday was at Olive Garden. Try drinking beers with a belly full of never ending salad breadsticks and pasta I think I might have gotten three drinks in my stomach that night at the most. Of course I had already had alcohol poisoning countless times before I actually turned 21 , so I was no stranger to that snakebite.

 

[ChairmanFester]

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I gotta say and make this point.
Planning on how not to die when you drink is not a sign of a healthy relationship with alcohol.

I drank between a third and 3/4ths of a liter a day for 25 years straight. Water in one glass and white rum in the other. Sip water, shot rum, sip water.
Sometimes with bites of pickled garlic or pickles.
And my brothers after treatment I am also glad to talk to anyone and help in a not fucking annoying not AA way. Not gods or gurus or magic rituals of change. Same as I don't mind talking grow tips; its all for the better day.

 

[Florida_Mike]

Lest I forget... CHOP DAY!!!

Goth bitch aka 130 day fucking cherry auto from bomb seeds via North atlantic seeds. This is my picture spot but more often it vents laser wood smoke, otherwise the grow tent is the dry spot. Sucks ass for pictures though.
Btw... ALL this sugar was like over 48 hours snapped clear to milky pearl white. It'spacked nice with white and very little ambers and no more clears. Head high chop time.
I'm going by @Captspaulding's comments on hand feel for drying, I'm still too poor for a measuring device unless someone wants to trade me an old one for wood art.

The "dealing with" of my mom's soon ex husband is getting rid of about 20 yards of poorly kept out of date nasty FOOD. Some is now mulch materials. But there were mice that we didn't get bothered by because they never needed to bother the house, a fucking buffet is right there free.
I got sonic rat repellers that plug in and do not bother the dog at all. They worked in a day.

You sure that was ready?
Don't look like nary a red hair....
(some, genetics don't really turn much)

What measuring device do you need?
A hygrometer?

 

[MartyMcFly42oh]

Yeah, I know, man. It’s totally cool. He was just ready to go hard. There’s no other way to put it. I mean his other buddies were really fucking schnachered too apparently.
I was asking him when we were sitting down to dinner and shit. I was like hey man, do you feel any different? I was like after this the only thing you get to look forward to as an insurance break on your payments every month when you get to be 27 outside of that, nothing really cool happens anymore And he was like yeah definitely the sun seems brighter. I don’t think that lasted very long now it’s too bright and needssunglasses.

So I guess praying to the porcelain God is still just as exciting as I remember

Most of us learn a hell of a lot more from first hand experience, rather than tales of woe. Know he’s got that notch on his belt. He’ll be fine.

 

[ChairmanFester]

You sure that was ready?

Well she wasn't normal in any other way.
So the clearish green pistils got all big and bushy but not mature. Then orange hairs (no visual sign of cherry), went from like 5 % to 10 and changing over a few days then BAM clear sugar and white pistils wilt. 24 hours BANG white pistils are twirly and crusty and the colored hairs are buried, almost cut AI said don't you dare. 24 hours and leaves start doing the twist on pure water. It's 24 hours after that. Tri color is shaded amber all over, but not much and that's a goal.
@FloridaMike I don't know what I need, I chopped and hung in the old days, then my friend dropped off my brick. I rarely trimmed. I know it's a hygrometer of some description and it might be some $5 temu bs thing I just don't know about.
Basement air: two purifiers rated for the entire house so 2x coverage, and two dehumidifiers. My tent barely gains 5 degrees over 64ish ambient with rH at 55 with one daily 70 rH spike for about an hour... idk it happens. So the tent is about... 65-67.
I measure like this.

Make a Hygrometer to Measure Humidity | STEM Activity

STEM activity in which you make a hygrometer with a strand of hair.

www.sciencebuddies.org

No I'm not kidding. I compare it to the reading at the dehumidifier.

 

[MartyMcFly42oh]

Hope your son's fine......my son drank Jager bombs on his 21st birthday....his buddies dropped him off here at the house....puked all over the place....took forever for the smell of red bull and Jager to go away in the tile joints in my bathroom. So I feel you brother....he learned his lesson.....I am sure yours will.

JAGER

 

[Florida_Mike]

Many episodes of toxic amounts of alcohol and also my Scottish instinct taught me the way to sleep while caught in the death throes of vertigo as soon as you laid down is to roll over on your stomach, get up into your knees, and lean forward into the pillow with your face down and to the side so that you're sleeping in more or less a crouched fetal position. If you experience it, just try this. I had to give up booze a couple years ago. I have no off button. I can smoke copious amounts of weed and it'll never kill me!

I quit after chemo 7yrs ago.
Just lost my taste for it
Don't miss the drink, but
I miss the comrade of the
bar scene.
I never had a problem drinking,
I had a problem stopping,
once I got started...

 

[Ninjadogma]

@

I gotta say and make this point.
Planning on how not to die when you drink is not a sign of a healthy relationship with alcohol.

That might keep you from dying but I meant it as a recipe for not tossing your cookies when you go down for the count. It detaches the nausea from the spin somehow. Just knowing this trick is not a sign you have a healthy relationship with alcohol but it shows you're willing to do what it takes to make the relationship work.

 

[ChairmanFester]

I quit after chemo 7yrs ago.
Just lost my taste for it
Don't miss the drink, but
I miss the comrade of the
bar scene.
I never had a problem drinking,
I had a problem stopping,
once I got started...

Yeah I miss being a bartender but it was getting sloppy as fuck. I still go to uke club dinners and stuff, my relationship with booze changed not everything else.

 

[JIMKSI64]

That might keep you from dying but I meant it as a recipe for not tossing your cookies when you go down for the count. It detaches the nausea from the spin somehow. Just knowing this trick is not a sign you have a healthy relationship with alcohol but it shows you're willing to do what it takes to make the relationship work.

I got it. Like having a stabby girl friend. Just hide the knives...

 

[Putthataway]

Yeah I miss being a bartender but it was getting sloppy as fuck. I still go to uke club dinners and stuff, my relationship with booze changed not everything else.

You guys are a bunch of quitters . A friend of mine told she quit drinking. I looked her dead in the eyes and told her “ you fucking quitter”

Her laugh was the best part

 

[MartyMcFly42oh]

Many episodes of toxic amounts of alcohol and also my Scottish instinct taught me the way to sleep while caught in the death throes of vertigo as soon as you laid down is to roll over on your stomach, get up into your knees, and lean forward into the pillow with your face down and to the side so that you're sleeping in more or less a crouched fetal position. If you experience it, just try this. I had to give up booze a couple years ago. I have no off button. I can smoke copious amounts of weed and it'll never kill me!

#metoo off button been broke since my first taste Marty McFly ain’t too far from my real name, I’m such a Mick bastard my mom had three boys and named each one of us after a saint like that was gonna help. Thank goodness I got a taste for the green stuff, that’s my true lord and savior.

 

[closettrapper217]

Happy birthday luna lemon aka luna melon now that she’s getting fat haha

7 years old like a stubborn ass granny

 

[ChairmanFester]

I just remembered out of the big mushroom pack of oysters and lions manes I have in banks of wood rot in the back of the yard... and those made an ok flush a couple weeks ago but I ignored them this year... I had some 40 unused plugs that were sitting a little long in the fridge.
Into the compost and I went to tell AI thinking it might lecture me.
No it's elated.
First it's happy to discuss the long run mush beds I'm making by not harvesting much year one and starting a natural cycle. Then it's happy that the bin now has what it called cyborg death knight fungus. It says it will explode and colonize but never make a lot of shrooms or tasty ones.
Which is fine.
I want that more than I wanted standard rot pile anyhow.
And it's stuck in my head with drum line like annoying techno...
" do it push it feed it grow it pump it uh uh uh work it uh..." and that is an bit bothersome. But if I'm crazy, it's a crazy that works like a nice Wankel Rotary Engine in a late 70s Mazda mini truck.

 

[closettrapper217]

Cali blues hitting the fade button

 

[ChairmanFester]

Cali blues hitting the fade button

That's how my clears popped before they snapped white. I have to uh recalibrate what I expect. Last time I had to go trichome hunting and they shocked me by being inside and I had let them amber too much. This time 2/3rds the height initially looked like another "fight for the ounce". When I got more than an ounce after the shit one it was over twice the plant surface area and really inefficient.
If the 4 wet:1 dry rule applies, I betcha I have almost 70 "useful as a club weapon" grams. And the entire frost and everything was different at the end. I also can't see through parts of any of the stalks never mind flower sites are inseparable.
Edit: oh and this one, the white pistils turned into rock wool kek. They aren't very bendy with the microscope needle.

 

[Ninjadogma]

Quick shot of the big girls. Typical ratio doesn't work for Ice Cream Cake. They need a higher K value. Check it out compared to Gelato on the left, nice pretty green all the way down to her ankles. That's why the grow level is considered moderate to difficult on the cake. It's not difficult it's just a different ratio... but no, I haven't gotten it dialed in yet either.

 

[JIMKSI64]

Meme, the message

 

[JIMKSI64]

Bud top shots. Going into drying tent tomorrow for a 12 day dry.

 

[JIMKSI64]

Missed the best one