The Uk Awesome Member And Growers Thread

[Toaster79]

my oldest plays for the local football acadamy and it was his awards evening ...... got a fucking tournament at 9am tomoz :(

Yeah, that's the fun part at kids doing sports :D

 

[Ninjasmoker]

only bones ive ever broke are my clavicle and my front teeth lol

 

[Ninjasmoker]

Yeah, that's the fun part at kids doing sports :D

mate best part about it is i cant stand football , i dont mind playing it and used to do it at school , but i have no interest in it at all , hate standing about watching it or listening to people go on about it .... footballs shit , i like wrestling lol

 

[Toaster79]

I trashed my ankle running after my school mate when I was 15. Ended up with only 2 screws and bunch of stitche after the surgery.

 

[ghettogrower]

my oldest plays for the local football acadamy and it was his awards evening ...... got :(

Lmfao

Lmfao

When I was a youngster I was horrible lol...I went scrumping in the orchid and picked a load of damsels, walking home munching em I see a lad that I don't like, so I shove a damsel between my arse cheeks walk over to him and offer him it, waited till he ate it and was sucking the stone and then told him I shoved it up my arse hahaha fucking savage!

 

[Ninjasmoker]

I trashed my ankle running after my school mate when I was 15.

kiss chase can be deadly bro ;)

 

[ghettogrower]

only bones ive ever broke are my clavicle and my front teeth lol

Front tooth has gotta hurt ain't it I've always been scared of bashing me teeth in had mad dreams and all sorts about me teeth

 

[Toaster79]

I've broken 3 of my top front teeth on different occasions. Well only half way each.

 

[Ninjasmoker]

i didnt feel it mate , it was a clean snap , i felt the fucker when i had the remaining bit removed though , it was bleeding for like 2 days and i was in agony .... makes me look like a cunt though dont it lol

 

[Toaster79]

kiss chase can be deadly bro ;)

It was a bitch slapping chase after that guy ;)

 

[Ninjasmoker]

everyone ive ever met off the interweb has told me i look completly different to they imagined LMAO ... how do you all imagine me is my worry lol

 

[ghettogrower]

everyone ive ever met off the interweb has told me i look completly different to they imagined LMAO ... how do you all imagine me is my worry lol

It's funny how u get a picture of someone in ya head ain't it... I always had a feeling limo was a slap head and he is lol
Edit...limo imagines you sweaty oiled and naked wearing a hard hat lool

 

[Ninjasmoker]

It's funny how u get a picture of someone in ya head ain't it... I always had a feeling limo was a slap head and he is lol
Edit...limo imagines you sweaty oiled and naked wearing a hard hat lool

ive been told by a few people ive met off the forums that they imagined me to be some type of heavy metal biker dude lmao

 

[ghettogrower]

Lol well the image most folk on here have got of me is a lanky 12 year old with a tiny cock and a hairy arse lol

 

[Toaster79]

Lol well the image most folk on here have got of me is a lanky 12 year old with a tiny cock and a hairy arse lol

and things sticking out of it

Rofl

 

[Ninjasmoker]

my image of people on here is funny ... id guess limo looks like bruce willis , gnome looks like gandolf , toaster looks like a business man ... dunno its weird innit lol

 

[Toaster79]

I've never actually bothered with making a picture of each individual online as there's way to little information

 

[ghettogrower]

and things sticking out of it

Rofl

Damsels in distress

 

[Toaster79]

my image of people on here is funny ... id guess limo looks like bruce willis , gnome looks like gandolf , toaster looks like a business man ... dunno its weird innit lol

Hahahaha

Business man you say :cry:

All day long

 

[Ninjasmoker]

while we are doing selfies .....