The Uk Awesome Member And Growers Thread

[G gnome]

I let my wife do my fightin

 

[Papa Indica]

Threaten?and what happens when they call your bluff?as they always do.in my experience its not a good idea to make a threat your not prepared to carry out.not whith my wee one.she doesnt give a fuck about getting spanked.she,l fuckin laugh in your face and hit you right back coz we always tell her "if anyone hits you hit them right back."
no here frozen toys are a different story..wen i threaten to put it all in the bin she crumbles completely.every childs different i suppose.a threat of a skelp always shut me up as a kid anyway.

Things were a little different for us because we had 3 boys for one thing but in our house, when they were growing up, my wife was always the one with all the empty threats, they knew they could walk all over her, but when Dad was home and he said something they knew he meant it. I think you have to be that way with boys but, they probably needed both of our styles to balance them out.

 

[Papa Indica]

I was a little behind.

 

[Papa Indica]

I've got to get of my ass, (not literally), and get some pots prepared.

 

[G gnome]

Did we overload the circuits or what

 

[Limonene]

Too many Scottish people using dial up Internet

 

[Papa Indica]

So it wasn't just me. Was it down like pretty much all afternoon? Seemed that way.

 

[Limonene]

Yeah think so

 

[G gnome]

I thought i got banned fer good this time hahaha

 

[G gnome]

Went disc golfin. It was windy as fuck.
Gales November fer real. The Edmund Fitzgerald wasnt fuckin around

 

[Papa Indica]

And the Atlantic will really kick your ass!

 

[G gnome]

And the Atlantic will really kick your ass!

I think the E. Fitzgerald was on the great lakes....? Huron maybe?

 

[G gnome]

Gordon Lightfoot

 

[Papa Indica]

I know it was the Great Lakes, not sure which one off the top of my head.

 

[G gnome]

I would think that if you were right-handed having the steering wheel on the right would work better, you could steer with your left and have your right free to go out the window and shoot.

It would be a bitch to shift gears on a manual w my left hand

I know it was the Great Lakes, not sure which one off the top of my head.

i cant remember either

 

[RobbieP]

Morning fuckwits ... i gave up trying to get on yesterday , site was down for ages !

Just had a power breakfast , spinach, onion , tomatoes and 4 eggs in a omelette and 4 rashes of bacon on the side ! Was lovely tbh !

Hows everyone doing ?

 

[G gnome]

5 a.m. here gettin ready to smoke some pork shoulder

 

[william76]

Re

Remember, remember the 5th of November. .....
First guy to finish it wins a new car

Remember remember the 5th of november,the nite a firework blew up in my puss! What I win?6

 

[G gnome]

Re

Remember remember the 5th of november,the nite a firework blew up in my puss! What I win?6

The Scot gets the win!!!

 

[G gnome]

Aye will u can come pick up ur prize its right here in the exact center of N.America