The Uk Awesome Member And Growers Thread

[happy b]

View attachment 555145 He is a little cranky

Aw man i fuckin love the crankies.i seen em in panto a few years back and it was hilarious.they kept coming away with double entenders directed at the fact the guys married to a wee wummin that dresses as a school boy.it was unexpectedly a good laugh.

 

[happy b]

Hello everyone,not many growers in the uk :/ my plants are autos and the strain says 65-70 days seed to harvest, but my plants are 30 days old and are only 27-35cm tall and that's pretty small even though there autos,they've grown pistils but not flowers,so should they have grown flowers by 30 days old and are they the average size for autos at 30 days old with only45 days left ???? Please help ???

veryone

Theyr fine.chillax.those fuckers practically grow themselves.

 

[happy b]

Lol who the fuck is that ^^^^

Whos the crankies?good scottisk kids entertainment....get yir wife to dress up as a wee boy.hmmm not a very good example to set kids.
wen i found out wee jimmy cranky was actually a wee old wummin who was really married to his "dad" i nearly fainted with suprise.

 

[happy b]

a hypothetical question here for hmmm let's think @ghettogrower . If someone gives you some weed, let's say oh I don't know gg4 for example and after smoking that weed you reverse your new car into a parked neighbours car (it came out of nowhere) is the person who sent you that weed technically responsible?

Yes.judge Rinder make way for the case of limonene v ghetto grower.
your a silly sausage limo aintcha.
im lookin forward to my gg4 now.iv got one about 3/4 weeks in bloom and i had one in the corner of the veg room and the branches all stretched straight up so i got 4 canes,one in each corner of the pot and useing that green tie wrap wire i made a wee buckshee single plant scrog.i,ll get a pic of it taken tonight.
also really digging these animal walkers from seed junky.they have a nice robust structure for a cookie or og
pheno1(skywalker leaner)

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also my valley girl has started showing this deficiency on the older fan leaves while still in veg.

i know what i THINK it could be but iv never seen my leaves have this brown shit on theyr leaves before so i cant be certain.i use the word "on" for lack of a better word but its not something thats on the leave its part of it.what do you guys think that is?

 

[ghettogrower]

Yeh its just fucked if u get ya mrs to dress as a little boy lmao them crankies had some serious issues lol

 

[Papa Indica]

mushrooms ........ urghhhhh

What he said!

Aye looks a good pizza but im with robbo take them slimey shrooms off ugghh they like upside down slugs mushrooms are i seriously dont know how folk enjoy them

My wife eats those fucking things like crazy, you won't get that nasty shit anywhere near my mouth.

 

[Papa Indica]

Yes.judge Rinder make way for the case of limonene v ghetto grower.
your a silly sausage limo aintcha.
im lookin forward to my gg4 now.iv got one about 3/4 weeks in bloom and i had one in the corner of the veg room and the branches all stretched straight up so i got 4 canes,one in each corner of the pot and useing that green tie wrap wire i made a wee buckshee single plant scrog.i,ll get a pic of it taken tonight.
also really digging these animal walkers from seed junky.they have a nice robust structure for a cookie or og
pheno1(skywalker leaner)View attachment 555349#2View attachment 555350also my valley girl has started showing this deficiency on the older fan leaves while still in veg.View attachment 555351 View attachment 555352i know what i THINK it could be but iv never seen my leaves have this brown shit on theyr leaves before so i cant be certain.i use the word "on" for lack of a better word but its not something thats on the leave its part of it.what do you guys think that is?

That second pic looks a lot like advanced phosphorous deficiency from everything I've seen but, you're a more advanced grower than I, what do you think it is?

 

[ghettogrower]

Lol mynmrs is the same instead of just a bacon sarnie she has to have baconnand mushrooms the dirty bitch and stink the house out with frying mould lol, now if its a few magics im game stillnmakes me heave tho

 

[RobbieP]

]i know what i THINK it could be but iv never seen my leaves have this brown shit on theyr leaves before so i cant be certain.i use the word "on" for lack of a better word but its not something thats on the leave its part of it.what do you guys think that is?

AIDS .... definitely aids bro !!!

 

[RobbieP]

ive felt sick as fuck all morning ..... bout to skin up see if it makes it better or worse LOL
@happy b yeah i got some fire cookies snips mate , i got to sort a few people out , ive been slacking big time last few months ....
@ghettogrower , once all my shizzle is dry ill have to pop down n see you bro ... i bought a Evape Q the other day ..... like your volcano but with a remote control ;) lol

 

[RobbieP]

dont all jump online at once like .... :p lol

 

[Green Team]

ive felt sick as fuck all morning ..... bout to skin up see if it makes it better or worse LOL
@happy b yeah i got some fire cookies snips mate , i got to sort a few people out , ive been slacking big time last few months ....
@ghettogrower , once all my shizzle is dry ill have to pop down n see you bro ... i bought a Evape Q the other day ..... like your volcano but with a remote control ;) lol

Did the joint make you feel better mate?

 

[RobbieP]

Did the joint make you feel better mate?

surprisingly it did yeah , was abit monged on the school run lol but the sickness passed :D

 

[Green Team]

I feel like that sometimes, it's probably the weed mate but I go on bouts of smoking then I stop for a good while then end up starting again, I always feel better and eat better etc after about a week after I stop smoking it but as I said before I always go back cause I love smoking it
I've just read through all this thread in the past 2 weeks lol, it's a banging thread mate, with right chilled out cool people with some excellent strains, I'm going to start back up when I get my act together because cash is tight the now

G T

 

[Green Team]

Yeh its just fucked if u get ya mrs to dress as a little boy lmao them crankies had some serious issues lol

That's along the lines of Gary Glitter shit mate, I bet he got her to wear the uniform in bed lmao

 

[gardnguyahoy]

surprisingly it did yeah , was abit monged on the school run lol but the sickness passed :D

Twist another brother.

 

[happy b]

ive felt sick as fuck all morning ..... bout to skin up see if it makes it better or worse LOL
@happy b yeah i got some fire cookies snips mate , i got to sort a few people out , ive been slacking big time last few months ....
@ghettogrower , once all my shizzle is dry ill have to pop down n see you bro ... i bought a Evape Q the other day ..... like your volcano but with a remote control ;) lol

I know wat u mean about slacking as iv been doing it myself a little lately.
a wee j usual makes me feel better if i feel a little off color.

 

[tricky]

can't wait to try gg4 ............. !

 

[Limonene]

I feel like that sometimes, it's probably the weed mate but I go on bouts of smoking then I stop for a good while then end up starting again, I always feel better and eat better etc after about a week after I stop smoking it but as I said before I always go back cause I love smoking it
I've just read through all this thread in the past 2 weeks lol, it's a banging thread mate, with right chilled out cool people with some excellent strains, I'm going to start back up when I get my act together because cash is tight the now

G T

Worst thread ever. Full of wankers. Apart from me and @Papa Indica

 

[gardnguyahoy]

Worst thread ever. Full of wankers. Apart from me and @Papa Indica

Thats why im here!!!