The Uk Awesome Member And Growers Thread

[ghettogrower]

For you yanks this is busta lol

 

[Limonene]

So when I talk about teabagging you don't worry it's de caffeinated

 

[Limonene]

For you yanks this is busta lol

I used to love viz!

 

[ghettogrower]

On a serious note glad u beat that shit bro

 

[Papa Indica]

For you yanks this is busta lol

lmao

 

[Limonene]

That must be a funny lookin sack hahah

Ha yeah it rests in the middle nowadays, it's kind of like when your mrs leaves the bed and you stretch out onto her side

 

[G gnome]

So when I talk about teabagging you don't worry it's de caffeinated

U must do half ass werk hahahhaha

 

[Papa Indica]

On a serious note glad u beat that shit bro

Yes, what he said.

 

[Limonene]

On a serious note glad u beat that shit bro

Yeah me too, about 10 years ago now. After I got better I did loads of travelling, met my wife so it's all gravy here.

 

[G gnome]

Ha yeah it rests in the middle nowadays, it's kind of like when your mrs leaves the bed and you stretch out onto her side

Its the way round here i get up bout 5hrs b3 my ol kady

 

[Papa Indica]

U must do half ass werk hahahhaha

They didn't cut off half of his ass!

 

[R3LaX]

I remember when Tom green filmed his testicular cancer fiasco...funny stuff

 

[ghettogrower]

I used to love viz!

Yeh same here mate I used to get my bro to get it me as the shop wouldn't serve me lol..the characters were funny as fuck was it jammy bastards a nerdy bloke who managed to shag loads of fit birds all the time haha and u can't forget the two fat slags lmao

 

[Papa Indica]

Alright, lights have been on for about a half hour now, time to go have a peek at the garden.

 

[Limonene]

I got laid so much afterwards. I'd tell girls at parties is just recovered from cancer and pull a sad face, guaranteed panty dropper!

 

[G gnome]

I got laid so much afterwards. I'd tell girls at parties is just recovered from cancer and pull a sad face, guaranteed panty dropper!

Did u bother to mention u only had one nut?

 

[Limonene]

Did u bother to mention u only had one nut?

Yes and then I'd say " but don't worry everything works well" soooo smooth

 

[Limonene]

Viz top tips
MEN: When listening to your favourite CD, simply turn up the sound to the volume you desire - then turn it down three notches. This saves your wife having to do it.
DRIVERS: Avoid getting prosecuted for using your phone while driving. Simply pop your mobile inside a large shell and the police will think you are listening to the sea.
CINEMAGOERS: Have consideration for pirate DVD viewers by using the toilet before the film starts.
PREVENT burglars stealing everything in the house by moving everything into your bedroom when you go to bed. In the morning, move it all back again.

 

[Limonene]

CAR THIEVES: Don't be discouraged if nothing is on view. The valuables may be hidden in the glove box or under a seat.
SHOES last twice as long if only worn every other day.
SCROOGES: Save money at Christmas by returning last year's cards to the sender with the simple inscription "Same to you".
RS: Attach a helium balloon to your line and bait the hook with an acorn. Then sit under a tree and "fish" for squirrels. An upturned laundry basket would make an ideal keep-net, but don't forget to throw the squirrels back into the tree at the end of the day.

 

[Limonene]

Boil an egg to perfection without costly egg timers by popping it into boiling water and driving away from your home at exactly 60mph. After three miles, phone your wife to take the egg out the pan.
HORSE whisperers: Speak louder. The animals will hear you more clearly, thus speeding up training times.