Tired of trainwrecking other peoples threads? Well then, come party at the captains! Trainwreck this thread with…….trains? Anything goes here……….

[Pilted]

Amazon pissed in my cheerios this morning. They lost my humidifier with a knob on it in the mail. Also my daughter’s roller blades for her bday Saturday. Over it

Wait the 3 days then message customer support. Ask customer support to replace the item. When you replace the item, the original package just stays lost. Then after a week or two after you got the new one you replaced the other one will usually show up. If it doesn't show up after two weeks go back to the first order and refund it. Either you get two items or you get one free. Amazon customer service told me how to do this. I love it when they lose my stuff.

 

[Captspaulding]

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Happens to the best of us.

 

[Leoman]

Meanwhile I be going in there like :

 

[Captspaulding]

We be going in there like

Gotta keep the environment clean man

 

[Captspaulding]

WE HAVE BUSH!!!

 

[sourorangedieselkush]

Wait the 3 days then message customer support. Ask customer support to replace the item. When you replace the item, the original package just stays lost. Then after a week or two after you got the new one you replaced the other one will usually show up. If it doesn't show up after two weeks go back to the first order and refund it. Either you get two items or you get one free. Amazon customer service told me how to do this. I love it when they lose my stuff.

Nice that’s how I’m gonna handle it then. They are usually pretty good about getting stuff here but I guess the holidays makes it worse.

 

[2Water]

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Asian hooker need help in these economic times too bro

 

[Captspaulding]

Asian hooker need help in these economic times too bro

Exactly man!

Also, did you know that every year in Africa,
Millions of mosquitoes needlessly die of aids?


I’m going to hell.

 

[2Water]

Exactly man!

Also, did you know that every year in Africa,
Millions of mosquitoes needlessly die of aids?


I’m going to hell.

I'll be your neighbor!

 

[JKash]

Mk ultra came out phenomenal!!!

 

[BB22]

Any sailors that have actually been deployed over seas in the house

 

[Captspaulding]

I'll be your neighbor!

 

[Leoman]

 

[Putthataway]

 

[Captspaulding]

That’s Gatdamned gangster.

I didn’t think it was possible to like him more……fuck you too Mr Rodger’s.

 

[Leoman]

That’s Gatdamned gangster.

I didn’t think it was possible to like him more……fuck you too Mr Rodger’s.

The only time mr rogers had black kids on the show he taught them the middle finger. Cold blooded

 

[Captspaulding]

The only time mr rogers had black kids on the show he taught them the middle finger. Cold blooded

Oh damn……that’s crazy

 

[Captspaulding]

The only time mr rogers had black kids on the show he taught them the middle finger. Cold blooded

This one gets stored in the capts filing cabinet.

It’s too fucking good man.

 

[Putthataway]

You have a dairy of the #5 going?

Negative but I will drop em in here from time to time.

 

[Redneckx]

Check this German redneck.
His wife is shouting at him, you know you burn my hedge!? You are crazy and have to be jailed, my house
Cryied too hard