Tired of trainwrecking other peoples threads? Well then, come party at the captains! Trainwreck this thread with…….trains? Anything goes here……….

[Otto Bonn]

View attachment 2152329these pretty babies just wanted to say heeeey before they get their heads lopped off.

nice to see them under real live sun, I'm eager.

 

[Putthataway]

Alright here’s we goes and shits.
Left bleached plant I found a white seed in one of the buds.

bleached plant and the middle snuggles ^

^ this is the bleached plant. I pulled out a white seed from her today.

 

[BearWater]

Well I done let myself go this am and my high road functionality seemed to go on the Fritz.
The driver disconnected and the geek squad makes appointments for 5 months later. (Not a joke) so I guess ima have to do better next time, I actually though the dude was being nice until I realized he was a passive aggressive tool that bowflexes and shows his pecs of to his mother.

I mean, who would t want to hang out with that dude? Man, my social skills need work

Sometimes I guess I’m the wrong one to fuck with, my wit goes crazy.

Just saying, it’s so easy to be a shitty person.
Waaaaaaay harder to be nice to assholes.

Hey ma, come check out my pecs, been rocking the bowflex hard lately pushing all my appointments out past the end of beach season, cause if the suns out, I gotta bring them guns out.

My dad had some temporary neighbors who liked to sit in the backyard and part HARD! And one night he heard the dude asking his girlfriend if she thought his biceps were big “mom my arms are huge right? Come on mom tell my my arms are huge, please, come on mooooom!” And if im not mistaken the bbq got thrown after that

 

[Captspaulding]

My dad had some temporary neighbors who liked to sit in the backyard and part HARD! And one night he heard the dude asking his girlfriend if she thought his biceps were big “mom my arms are huge right? Come on mom tell my my arms are huge, please, come on mooooom!” And if im not mistaken the bbq got thrown after that

I guess that settled it, he’s an idiot hahahahaha

 

[BearWater]

I guess that settled it, he’s an idiot hahahahaha

Worst fuckin Niehgbor! And yes an idiot for sure

 

[Captspaulding]

View attachment 2152353Alright here’s we goes and shits.
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Well, to me I would take note of the die back of the fans, seems to me that strain would do good to receive a bit of N in flower,
It’s been known to happen when you get a fade early with a die back onset a couple weeks before flower is done. If it’s a little excessive like this and it manifest low and starts to multiply rapidly it’s more than just a late flower fade where the plant is eating so well, it’s cannibalizing itself for feed instead of waiting for a feed…so one way to mitigate this is to with that strain in the future, amend the medium with a nice 2inch thick mat of worm castings to then have that keep a low dose n available while you feed bloom nutes to completion. It’s how I do things sometimes.

 

[Captspaulding]

Remember that guy Dom Mazzetti

Oh Marty have a got a treat for you. A true classic. It riveting.

Full disclosure he can make your liver spontaneously combust with a palm strike, so that aside, he would absolutely break any of us in half. Gotta love the effort here.
He really needed the Oscar

 

[Captspaulding]

A shirt to fit the day, crass rude, concise.
A clown fragrance, by the house of dirty clown bawls eau de bootay

 

[Putthataway]

Well, to me I would take note of the die back of the fans, seems to me that strain would do good to receive a bit of N in flower,
It’s been known to happen when you get a fade early with a die back onset a couple weeks before flower is done. If it’s a little excessive like this and it manifest low and starts to multiply rapidly it’s more than just a late flower fade where the plant is eating so well, it’s cannibalizing itself for feed instead of waiting for a feed…so one way to mitigate this is to with that strain in the future, amend the medium with a nice 2inch thick mat of worm castings to then have that keep a low dose n available while you feed bloom nutes to completion. It’s how I do things sometimes.

Good call, I have added mr wiggle through out the grow. I think I laid off week 2-4. I am definitely going to a 5 gallon, will use same soil.

 

[Tumbleweed375]

A shirt to fit the day, crass rude, concise.
A clown fragrance, by the house of dirty clown bawls eau de bootay

Some one asked for rude shirts?

 

[Captspaulding]

Some one asked for rude shirts?


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He will survive “the bacon-ing”
He’s a real one.

 

[Captspaulding]

As per request from @cannafarmer420
Here is the capts episode of cribs.
The production value is terrible.
No XZIBIT either.

 

[cannafarmer420]

As per request from @cannafarmer420
Here is the capts episode of cribs.
The production value is terrible.
No XZIBIT either.

the cribs had me dieing,
that was great

Plants look absurdly uniform and green as always ✌

 

[BearWater]

As per request from @cannafarmer420
Here is the capts episode of cribs.
The production value is terrible.
No XZIBIT either.

It would be pretty cool if you got xzibit to build a fold out coffee maker from the wall of your grow space with some disco ball lights

 

[Captspaulding]

It would be pretty cool if you got xzibit to build a fold out coffee maker from the wall of your grow space with some disco ball lights

Whoa, get out of my head man

 

[BearWater]

Whoa, get out of my head man

Oh no, it’s far to interesting in there

 

[Captspaulding]

Oh no, it’s far to interesting in there

It’s this on loop.
Your constitution is that of a mighty oak.

 

[BearWater]

It’s this on loop.
Your constitution is that of a mighty oak.

dude I laughed out loud!
Im gunna stick around for a while if yuh dont mind…

 

[SchwiftyGrower]

It’s this on loop.
Your constitution is that of a mighty oak.

It’s a gaht damn fever dream for me tonight!

 

[Week4Bytch]

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I grew this one a few years ago tilted at a 45 degree angle just to see what would happen. I think it was a mother of berries crossed with a bushman kush. Had a phase where I grew in one gallon fabric pots organically.

thats one way to get an even canopy. Nice pic.