Oh fuck it why am I even typing all this shit, I lost the respect of the one person I came here to learn from, god knows Ill never make hallucinogenic weed, even if I got close i'd just royally fuck it up like I do everything else. I don't know why I keep trying to become someone like you, Im always going to be the god damned fuck up who cant create anything but a halfassed rock riff and some shitty BHO.
I don't want to be a dick dude and tell you that you can't, but
the truth is that I probably should unless you're a multi-billionaire or have a team of scientists (with advanced facilities in tow) behind you. That's it and that's all.
If you're in America you literally probably cannot do this. I realize we often do things that are outside of the confines of the law in this community--but this type of science is very collaborative and the law has put an impassable roadblock in your path (actually it's put quite a few of them). The particulars of this type of research require a great many resources which are totally closed off to you for MJ research. If you plan to open 5 different research facilities and to develop a cohort among them specifically to perform this task, then you stand a chance of completing it. This, however, is not something which can be done in your basement--or by yourself. It would take you longer than a human has to offer in one lifetime--I'm sorry to be the bearer of bad news on that one, but I won't count myself as a liar.
If you want to do this, the first thing you should set your efforts to is seeing the moratorium on MJ research lifted in this country.
I'm not telling you
you can't--but instead will suggest that you be realistic. It is a suggestion, though,
not a command. If I can help you figure something out that might lead you down the path of creating a pot/mushrooms hybrid I'd be more than happy to do it. You've taken my statements to mean that I think you're an idiot for trying. That's not what I've said. What I've done is simply to predict that you will fail. Is that so wrong? Telling you my true opinion? Or would you have me bite my tongue to satisfy your feelings?
If you came here to learn from me, then learn. Don't try to guilt me into apologizing by telling me how much respect you've lost. You should know that I come from a family of guilt trippers the likes of which the world has never seen, and I simply despise the tactic (and I don't respond to it even slightly).
I am not here for your respect, I'm here to lend my knowledge where I'm able. If you want to share in discussion with me I'm
more than happy to do that with you (in fact this is precisely why I'm here) but I'm going to call it like I see it--that's the type of person I am.
I can't imagine you will have gotten a different impression of me from anything I've
ever said on this forum.
Now, if you want to get over my failed attempt at sarcasm and quit feeling sorry for yourself I'd be delighted to discuss the particulars of genetic manipulation with you--but please understand that this type of endeavor is EXTREMELY ROBUST. It's not something that one scientist does at a benchtop.
Maybe you'll be the guy to change all of that, but until you've given me reason not to (and overreacting as you have here certainly doesn't really give me any) I severely doubt that you will be. It's already very unlikely that
anyone will. That's just the name of the game.
It's like someone coming here and telling me they're going to build a stable fusion reactor in their backyard. It's just not feasible. I don't think I'd be an asshole to tell them so.
Ambition is good, but excess ambition is a waste of time and talent.