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#241
lino said:
I said it bout RR in early post that she can bang, tried to tell everyone. I could coach to beat her, RR... Get a bad ass puncher, gift her the ability to perform a toe nails to mat Sprawl and the ability to NOT let RR touch her head . Dance and move into round 3..... RR will GAS and a very good boxer could pick her apart as long as you dont let RR touch your head or grab your body, or fall into 1st round intimidation brawl. Thrower have to touch you to throw you.

Lino vs Chute boxe ......damn your shit is good bro
She will fight all comers. Stay tuned theres a polish chick in the wings suppose to be a badass.
Ohhhh yea my wife watches that dancing with the stars.
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#242
QUESTION GENTLEMAN, food for thought,,, you're in bed with RR, she decides to orgasm, slam, before you can react she is literally on top and your mounted.
Is that intimidating or is that a hot thought?
I'll have to go look at her pics again while I decide... I'm pretty dom,,, that a hard thought to come to terms with, I think i'd have to try her a cpl times to see if I could escape.
 
#243
? All of a Sudden Rousey Becomes a GREAT STRIKER !
Makes me wonder if bethe didnt take a dive.
 
#244
? All of a Sudden Rousey Becomes a GREAT STRIKER !
Makes me wonder if bethe didnt take a dive.
 
#245
What's wrong with this Lino guy?? Lol I don't think you will ever have to worry about giving RR an orgasm bro! But you may get one while sacking off to her dominance .
 
#247
Yea,lol, Friggin ODD that fight! :D. I mean "This Bethe girl" is Supposed to be a Real Brawler! She TKO'ed Shayna Basler (sure i saw) ..n punching is her best skill too ! ? .. Rousey can hit hard theres no doubt about that but no Harder than Basler imo ? (*&^%$£!! ..and as we know thats NOT her Finest Skill..


UFN Nashville 2015 poster

Light Heavyweight Glover Teixeira vs. Ovince Saint Preux
Lightweight Michael Johnson vs. Beneil Dariush
Middleweight Derek Brunson vs. Sam Alvey
Heavyweight Jared Rosholt vs. Timothy Johnson
Middleweight Chris Camozzi vs. Tom Watson
Flyweight Ray Borg vs. Geane Herrera
Preliminary Card (Fox Sports 2)
Middleweight Uriah Hall vs. Oluwale Bamgbose
Women's Bantamweight Sara McMann vs. Amanda Nunes
Flyweight Dustin Ortiz vs. Willie Gates
Bantamweight Frankie Saenz vs. Sirwan Kakai
Preliminary Card (UFC Fight Pass)
Light Heavyweight Chris Dempsey vs. Jonathan Wilson
Bantamweight Marlon Vera vs. Roman Salazar
Lightweight Anthony Christodoulou vs. Scott Holtzman

^^ Glover vs Saint preux is a GREAT Match up,pumped for that One.
Always Glad to see Uriah hall Too
^lol Lino
 
#248
GrowGod said:
What's wrong with this Lino guy?? Lol I don't think you will ever have to worry about giving RR an orgasm bro! But you may get one while sacking off to her dominance .
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i drank to much and posted.... I get bored with U Fight Cheap. Lame chicken shit cheaters, 12 oz gloves there huge now- might as well have the fingers covered, some fighters can tape like brass knuckles while other are forced re-raps to boxing standards, DW lets em cheat and uses the Nv Athletic Commission to hide his cheating (that how a banger like RR could drop a dude with bruce lee 6" punch)- hence KO in brazil why the fuck U thick RR went to brazil (no commission at all)! One fighters has a 1/16-1/8" tape and the other has lead fists.
check it out, diaz bros argue with DW all the time bout knock outs. they're Gracie trained to submit rather KO with strikes (soft accurate strikes will destroy people if you have no rounds). Nick like to bang but DW get pissed at Nate for not injuring his opponents, Diaz's get amped and call you out before the fight and talk shit but that how they Adrenalin up for the event. Nate will triangle and not elbow unless needed. Diaz's, Vale, and the like rarely throw crippling punches once a FIGHTER has submitted or is KOd but DW always pushes the issue and trains Refs ANYONE NOTICE ITS ALWAYS THE SAME REFS... Big John, member he left the UFC for awhile, Big John MacKarthy had issues with DW KO bullshit also.
Nick was in debates bout KO's and contract with DW camp. DW wanted Nate to hit and injure more people from his submission positions and cut them with elbows. NATE THROWS A TRIANGLE and submits the guy with no hands fighting here in Denver.... He flips the camera off with both hands while the guy is tapping from the triangle. He was flipping off the DW camp.
And I know I'm not a GrowGod and cant make RR orgasm, she'd own me, but I give it my best shot for the team .... I'd explain to RR, I need a cpl attempts to get warmed up.
 
#249
e4ian said:
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That guy is the British bare knuckle champion? If I could be efficient 40 lbs heavier, I'm confident I could take that guy. The boxer figured out his timing with his first punch, from there, he was just biding his time to take advantage of it.

That bare knuckle guy is a TERRIBLE boxer. He is either overconfident in his skills, his jaw, or he needed the money.

You'll see part way through the actual fight, the black guy holding his gloves in an unconventional way...it's because the other guy was just throwing haymakers.

Kimbo Slice was a good street brawler, (way better than that guy appeared to be) but put him in the ring with almost any equivalently conditioned professional boxer, (playing by boxing rules) and 95 times out of 100, he would be dispatched in short order. But even if I had Kimbo's weight, I wouldn't fight him in the ring. That Brit (no offense to Brits) looked like he never even had a lesson.

With Mma dominating the scene now (it appears to me to be a shift towards that style) I don't think enough people show respect for boxers. Take any Mma guy and put him in the ring with an equivalently conditioned boxer opponent, playing by boxing rules, the vast majority of the time, they will get crushed. Same would happen if you reverse it. The boxer would have 1, maybe 2 shots before he gets a nasty leg kick that takes him out, or he gets taken to the ground and submitted. It's two very specialized fields,
 
#250
Junk said:
Anyone want to play a silly game?

We did this in high school with a stock market education. We put up the stock page & threw darts at it, & that was our stock. We also got to pick on based on information we could gather. We would have made more money if we went with the random stocks.

I don't know any of those fighters except Nogueira. So I'll go through that list & pick the winner, truly at random, because I've never seen any of them fight

Rousey
Nogueira
Bruno
Viera
Struve
Palelei
Gadelha
Maia
Cavalcante
Taleb
Alcantra
Hester
Cannetti

No bashing, I just made an A/B sequence & matched it with the fight names. Actually, the HW division, I know Silva, but he didn't come out in the sequence. See if you can call the winners better than a random generation.
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Elian, how did I do?
 
#253
@lino the last part had me rlmfao!!!:D
 
#254
Been a fan of Maia since he joined the ufc!
 
#255
e4ian said:
? .. But ..! Yes :) ,.Did you pick rousey ? Also .. Maia (his bjj was excellent!)

^ The Video is Hilarious .. lmao​
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I picked totally random winners
Did I pick right?

Rousey Y
Nogueira N
Bruno N
Viera Y
Struve Y
Palelei N
Gadelha Y
Maia Y
Cavalcante N
Taleb N
Alcantra Y
Hester N
Cannetti Y

7 right, 6 wrong
 
#256
GrowGod said:
Been a fan of Maia since he joined the ufc!
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I'll have to look her up. The wife and I don't actually have cable television, just streaming Hulu and Netflix. Specifically because I'm prone to violence (saw my first attempted stabbing when I was 6, my babysitter tried to shank her son with a large flat head screw driver. There was a lot of love in that home). After so many fights, you start to want to live in that world. It's boring (life that is) with it. Especially when you know how to fight, when you can see and understand what they are doing e.g. He is dropping that right arm a little inviting the left hook, which he is going to try to beat with a right cross, and probably will. The other guy sees it though. This guy is pretending to be gassed, and the last minute of the round he is go to unleash hell etc.

I'm too broken for the sport now, but if I get too heavy into watching it, I'm just looking for a reason to throw down in real life. And I've found, that at least once in their life, it is THOSE people who suffer a terrible loss. I had a "friend" who liked to jack people. I told him, I ain't into that (I hate a thief) but he was a big, tough, trained, bastard with fast hands (much faster than me, even though he was much larger).

He tried to jack a Vietnam vet (the story was inthepaper). The vet broke his forearm, the bone that goes from the elbow to the shoulder,(I forget the name) and tore his rotator cuff, all on his right arm. His hands weren't ever fast again. That's when I figured out to have fast hands, you literally need to have both of them. It's a balance thing. Your left won't be fast if your right isn't, and his right was garbage now. He dumbest thing about it all, the guy didn't have a dime on him. No credit cards, no cash. You go out looking to hurt people, eventually, you are gonna get hurt. And if I watch these sports too much, I end up looking for "just" ways to get into a fight.
 
#257
@GrowGod
14sec

she could put me in the reverse head triangle . I'd see if she could earn her black belt by withstanding the Lino tongue tap counter. but 14 seconds and I'd just be getting warmed up so RR has to give give multiple rematches in my contract....
 
#258
lino said:
@GrowGod
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she could put me in the reverse head triangle . I'd see if she could earn her black belt by withstanding the Lino tongue tap counter. but 14 seconds and I'd just be getting warmed up so RR has to give give multiple rematches in my contract....
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Lol...

I think you have convinced me that we need to get rid of the gloves. ;)
 
#259
Junk said:
I'll have to look her up. The wife and I don't actually have cable television, just streaming Hulu and Netflix. Specifically because I'm prone to violence (saw my first attempted stabbing when I was 6, my babysitter tried to shank her son with a large flat head screw driver. There was a lot of love in that home). After so many fights, you start to want to live in that world. It's boring (life that is) with it. Especially when you know how to fight, when you can see and understand what they are doing e.g. He is dropping that right arm a little inviting the left hook, which he is going to try to beat with a right cross, and probably will. The other guy sees it though. This guy is pretending to be gassed, and the last minute of the round he is go to unleash hell etc.

I'm too broken for the sport now, but if I get too heavy into watching it, I'm just looking for a reason to throw down in real life. And I've found, that at least once in their life, it is THOSE people who suffer a terrible loss. I had a "friend" who liked to jack people. I told him, I ain't into that (I hate a thief) but he was a big, tough, trained, bastard with fast hands (much faster than me, even though he was much larger).

He tried to jack a Vietnam vet (the story was inthepaper). The vet broke his forearm, the bone that goes from the elbow to the shoulder,(I forget the name) and tore his rotator cuff, all on his right arm. His hands weren't ever fast again. That's when I figured out to have fast hands, you literally need to have both of them. It's a balance thing. Your left won't be fast if your right isn't, and his right was garbage now. He dumbest thing about it all, the guy didn't have a dime on him. No credit cards, no cash. You go out looking to hurt people, eventually, you are gonna get hurt. And if I watch these sports too much, I end up looking for "just" ways to get into a fight.
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Him. LoL I will agree to disagree with your statements of wanting to hurt someone after watching mma:) I think you may have an anger issue, I too had an anger issue when I was younger and I believe people can change once they learn how to control these feelings of rage!:mad:
Oct 1st will be 1 year without cable for me and the wife! Still have withdraws lmao! Ecspecially with all the free ufc' son cableo_O
 
#260
GrowGod said:
Him. LoL I will agree to disagree with your statements of wanting to hurt someone after watching mma:) I think you may have an anger issue, I too had an anger issue when I was younger and I believe people can change once they learn how to control these feelings of rage!:mad:
Oct 1st will be 1 year without cable for me and the wife! Still have withdraws lmao! Ecspecially with all the free ufc' son cableo_O
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Lol, I'm as far from an anger issue as you can get. I'm positive of that, even my therapist says so (not kidding).

I don't want to look back now, but aren't you the one who used to wrestle?

It's the competition, the adrenaline, the struggle. I think the lack of anger was to my advantage most of the time. I boxed mostly with my grandfather and uncle, so from the beginning it was always a sense of competition. And even in the street, I really didn't hate the other guy. If we are fighting, it's because you are being a dick at level at which cannot be allowed to continue, whether it's short term (e.g. At a bar), or long term (e.g. You think I'm the guy to steal on).

But I see it with people who have never fought before, they watch a fight and start to get into it, motioning with their body as if they were in the match. Imagine what that does to someone who has a lot more experience than the average person. I think we are understanding the line "just reason to fight" differently. What I mean is I'm almost hoping that I show up at 7-11 when a guy is roughing up some girl. Which tends to be the reason I end up doing anything in the last 10 years.

To show my lack of desire for violence I'll tell one of my favorite stories, yes, that's my reason for telling one of my favorite stories (extremely short version). You have your friends that you know are down to get rowdy, and you have the friends that you know, aren't. Nothing wrong with that, I loved them just as much, they had just never gotten over that fear. I have fears I hadn't/haven't gotten over. One night I happened to be with 3 friends that weren't. We were going by a bar in Lowell (the one shown in The Fighter actually). A guy was beating up, I assume, his girl. I rolled down my window, stuck my head out as we drove by and checked out the scene. I told the kid to stop the car, he said "Junk, don't." I told him to stop. I got out and taunted the guy until he dropped the girl. She immediately ran away and he starts walking, angrily at me. Now by the time I got the kid to stop the car, we were significantly further up the road, so he has to come up about 25 ft. Now I knew this guy was big before I got out of the car. Really big, like 6'3", 230 lbs. all muscle. Just a huge frame on the guy, he is gonna have a massive reach advantage on me. So I continue to taunt him, I pull my shirt off and tuck it into the back of my waste band and assume the bouncing position.

The guy gets about 15 ft away and I take off and dive into the window of the car and tell my friend "GO,GO, GO!!!!!" HA!

I was getting myself back in the car, it's not as easy as you think when you are speeding away. So if you are ever a noob in this situation, factor that in. So I couldn't see him, but my friends said he was super pissed and that he chased us like 30' and then ran back towards the bar. They were so scared he was going to chase us, the kid driving (who was freaked by this point, hands shaking) asked if I should drive lol. (Because I was a better driver)

I said "Just turn down these streets [his name] and lose him. Can you believe it? You are in a real live chase, you're gonna tell your kids about this someday."

He said, "Yeah, that's if I live to have kids." Still freaked out Lol.

He did have kids. and we never saw that guy again. They were nervous they were going to be hunted down lol. I don't think the guy would have even recognized me if I ran into him again, never mind them.

So then they start teasing me, calling me a p**** for backing down, to lighten the mood. And I told them that was my plan from the beginning. "Why do you think I rolled the window down, I wasn't gonna fight that guy, did you see him? He's a * MONSTER!!!!!"

The kid in the back, who was my roommate at the time shakes his head and says, "You are crazy."

I thought I was pretty clever.
 
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