What are your favorite Quotes?

[One Flip]

"If you do the things you have to do when you have to do them SOMEDAY you will be able to do the things you want to do when you want to do them." - Jimmy Johns

"The gray area becomes real clear behind bars" - Texas Kid

 

[SoCal 420]

"Jack and Jill went up the hill, each with A buck and A quarter...
Jill came back with $2.50"

Andrew Dice Clay

 

[ttystikk]

If growing is your hobby, expect to pay for it. If growing is your profession, expect to invest in it. If growing is your passion, however, then none of the foregoing matters...

-Ttystikk

That is still the single most liked comment I've ever posted. I reposted it here because the audience had spoken- and apparently, approved!

 

[ttystikk]

We are what we repeatedly do. Excellence, therefore, is not an act, but a habit. -Aristotle

 

[Classic Remix]

 

[caveman4.20]

BAL busting ass laughing!

 

[Texas Kid]

Not sayin he'd suck a dick, but I think he would hold it in his mouth for a bit.....(my Uncle's buddy)

All hat and no cattle...

 

[NaturalTherapy]

The steam that blows the whistle never turns the wheel.

 

[ttystikk]

The steam that blows the whistle never turns the wheel.

A quote directly lifted from the Steampunk movement's philosophy? I like it! Here's another;

"With a good head of steam, all things are possible!" (I just made it up, but it sounds cool, right?)

 

[SoCal 420]

Having spent his high school years hanging out with the "Choom Gang," a bunch of his stoner buddies in Hawaii. A young Obama coined the term "Roof Hits" to describe "the act of sucking in pot smoke floating near a car roof," and was known to hog extra hits from a joint by jumping around a circle of smokers, snatching the weed and saying, "Intercepted!"

(Back in the Day...) Cut Obama some slack bro...

He's had to many "Roof Hits" and Interceptions :woot:

 

[putembk]

Never put off until tomorrow what you can get someone else to do for you today.

 

[NaturalTherapy]

A quote directly lifted from the Steampunk movement's philosophy?

Originally said by the father of one of my favorite teachers growing up

 

[putembk]

"The player you get the smoker you are" Joe Walsh

 

[NaturalTherapy]

Banksy: There's nothing more dangerous than a person who wants to make the world a better place

 

[waayne]

If we don't believe in freedom of expression for people we despise, we don't believe in it at all.”
― Noam Chomsky

 

[slumdog80]

Shakespeare ain't got nothing on Yogi Berra.

“You can observe a lot just by watching.”
“A nickel ain’t worth a dime anymore.”
“He hits from both sides of the plate. He’s amphibious.”
"If the world was perfect, it wouldn’t be.”
“If you don’t know where you’re going, you might end up some place else.”
“Always go to other people’s funerals, otherwise they won’t come to yours.”

 

[caveman4.20]

A Man without a plan is a man who plans to fail

Charlie TunaFish

 

[ZONER]

LORD, MAKE ME FAST AND ACCURATE
LET MY AIM BE TRUE
AND MY HAND FASTER
THAN THOSE WHO WOULD SEEK TO DESTROY ME

GRANT ME VICTORIES OVER MY FOES
AND THOSE THAT WISH TO DO HARM TO ME AND MINE
LET NOT MY LAST THOUGHT BE
IF I ONLY HAD MY GUN;

AND LORD IF TODAY IS TRULY
THE DAY THAT YOU CALL ME HOME,
LET ME DIE
IN A PILE OF EMPTY BRASS

It may not be a true quote, but what the "F"

 

[NaturalTherapy]

"If you ever find me face down in a gutter... roll me over"

 

[datDANK]

“You are an explorer, and you represent our species, and the greatest good you can do is to bring back a new idea, because our world is endangered by the absence of good ideas. Our world is in crisis because of the absence of consciousness.”