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Curmudgeonland...home Of The Old Farts Club

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I just skipped the bag of weed and had some apollo 13 skizzor hashish. The wife just for home w a blown tire (20 miles of dirt road to the house), looks like ill be fixing some spares up this afternoon.

I feel much better now. I have a pile of tires in the barn for a reason, and this is the reason.

No pressure (get it.......)
 
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SmokesalotofVT said:
Hello on this Saturday afternoon OFC
So with the Big Winds we had the last 2 days
the trees are freekin totally bare .. except the evergreens
already ready for Spring.. LOL Stay high Be well & Grow strong~!
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You are funny bro. For cryin out loud it aint even time to tap the syrup. :) Your just gettin started up thar.

But I feel what your sayn. Lived in NE many years.
 
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Just got my first laugh of the day. Went to Mom's and raked up the rest of the damned leaves by hand. Got home, took a hot shower and loaded a bowl. Old Hen waltzes in and ask if I want the new fangled electronic gizmo that's supposed to help bad backs with electrical shock. Hell, ya! I put it on and tried to relax a bit. Walking to the kitchen, it fell off. She picked it up and made the mistake of putting her thumbs on both electrical contacts. Man, that thing FLEW! I laughed 'til my back hurt too bad!
 
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Hippie said:
Just got my first laugh of the day. Went to Mom's and raked up the rest of the damned leaves by hand. Got home, took a hot shower and loaded a bowl. Old Hen waltzes in and ask if I want the new fangled electronic gizmo that's supposed to help bad backs with electrical shock. Hell, ya! I put it on and tried to relax a bit. Walking to the kitchen, it fell off. She picked it up and made the mistake of putting her thumbs on both electrical contacts. Man, that thing FLEW! I laughed 'til my back hurt too bad!
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OMG say it aint so. You heartless fukk. LOL JK It had me rollin tho for sure
 
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Hippie said:
Just got my first laugh of the day. Went to Mom's and raked up the rest of the damned leaves by hand. Got home, took a hot shower and loaded a bowl. Old Hen waltzes in and ask if I want the new fangled electronic gizmo that's supposed to help bad backs with electrical shock. Hell, ya! I put it on and tried to relax a bit. Walking to the kitchen, it fell off. She picked it up and made the mistake of putting her thumbs on both electrical contacts. Man, that thing FLEW! I laughed 'til my back hurt too bad!
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roflmao. Like the coon hunter at work. Put the dog's shock collar on drove 2 miles and had his wife hit the button. She turned it all the way up and held the button down for about 10 seconds. LOL what a dumb ass. She got him good.
 
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Hippie said:
Just got my first laugh of the day. Went to Mom's and raked up the rest of the damned leaves by hand. Got home, took a hot shower and loaded a bowl. Old Hen waltzes in and ask if I want the new fangled electronic gizmo that's supposed to help bad backs with electrical shock. Hell, ya! I put it on and tried to relax a bit. Walking to the kitchen, it fell off. She picked it up and made the mistake of putting her thumbs on both electrical contacts. Man, that thing FLEW! I laughed 'til my back hurt too bad!
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i learned that lesson a long time ago, put it on me pretty damn good.
 
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stonestacker said:
roflmao. Like the coon hunter at work. Put the dog's shock collar on drove 2 miles and had his wife hit the button. She turned it all the way up and held the button down for about 10 seconds. LOL what a dumb ass. She got him good.
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brought to mind,

i had my wife hold onto the coil wire from the magneto on an old case tractor to see if the mag was good.

i never did that again. lol

the mag was good
 
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my brother came and got me one day, said his truck wasn't running right. i had put the motor in it so i go take a look. he started it up and came around and leaned against the fender. i noticed the coil wire was loose, when i grabbed it i couldn't let it go so i had to put it out to turn it loose. i looked over at my brother and he had a shocked look on his face. fucker was bare footed and made the contact for us. cussed the hell out of me as i laughed my ass off. i do have a morbid sense of humor. good night folks. peace
 
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I'm sadly still waiting on the new harvest to be ready :\

but hopefully in a week or two I shall have some kinda diesel on deck ! Last sour i had was whats his names, Sour bubble..mmmmmm fuck i just got a boner thinking bout that smell!

Need my sativas, this indica shit is just not for me really, Too much munchie effect not enough head effects, Tho the pain relief in the back is nice. I don't really feel like eating something every other hour :\
 
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Well, here I am again, wide awake and bushy tailed.
Good morning OFC. How`s it hangin` ya`ll ?
Hope the sun shines on your behind and the skies are not cloudy all day.
Getting the itch,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,to shoot something.
Who am I pissed at ? Oops, wrong thought process, about to get my ass in trouble.
Oh yeah, the right thought process. That must mean a "wake n bake" session is in order. Cup of coffee and a bowl.
So here we go, puff, puff and passin`.

PS, will be joining giggy.
 
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