Curmudgeonland...home Of The Old Farts Club

[Hippie]

Morning Sex
She was standing in the kitchen, preparing our usual soft-boiled eggs and toast for breakfast,
wearing only the tee shirt that she normally slept in.

As I walked in, almost awake, she turned to me and said softly, “You've got to make love to me this very moment!"

My eyes lit up and I thought, "I am either still dreaming or this is going to be my lucky day!"

Not wanting to lose the moment, I embraced her and then gave it my all; right there on the kitchen table.

Afterwards she said, ‘Thanks’, and returned to the stove, her T-shirt still around her neck.

Happy, but a little puzzled, I asked, “What was that all about?"

She explained, “The egg timer's broken."

Thanks for my first laugh of the day! Old Hen got a giggle, too.

I try not to patronize McDonald's very much. Their fries and burgers suck anymore, not to mention that the company is blatantly racist. Type 365black.com into your browser. Can you imagine what the outrage would be if Burger King did the same with 365white?

 

[Yard dog]

i am.... 365 WHITE. lol

 

[Grower13]

I try not to patronize McDonald's very much. Their fries and burgers suck anymore, not to mention that the company is blatantly racist. Type 365black.com into your browser. Can you imagine what the outrage would be if Burger King did the same with 365white?

can't disagree with you here........... MickyD's and many others serve garbage......... many companies have had to cave to political correctness........ some by choice and others by force......... what's even sadder......... some will call you and I raciest for even saying something about it............. some just can't stand calling BS BS

 

[Hippie]

Having a wonderful time. Wish you were here.

 

[Freshone]

Having a wonderful time. Wish you were here.View attachment 681522

I wish i was too!

 

[LittleDabbie]

BAHAHAHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHAHA

Trump: Obama Tapped my shit.. I have proof!! Court Turned him Down!!!

FBI: No Obama didn't tap his phones, Trumps full of shit.

Trump: Really everyone should be focused on all that Classified information that was leaked not my Tweets and how im a lying sack of shit and will say anything and everything that comes into my mind like a toddler throwing a tempurtantrum.

FBI: Yeah we have no comment on the toddlers tweets, We just gonna ya know investigate his ties to russia now.

So glad we didn't elect that Liar hillary tho!

 

[Grower13]

BAHAHAHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHAHA

Trump: Obama Tapped my shit.. I have proof!! Court Turned him Down!!!

FBI: No Obama didn't tap his phones, Trumps full of shit.

Trump: Really everyone should be focused on all that Classified information that was leaked not my Tweets and how im a lying sack of shit and will say anything and everything that comes into my mind like a toddler throwing a tempurtantrum.

FBI: Yeah we have no comment on the toddlers tweets, We just gonna ya know investigate his ties to russia now.

So glad we didn't elect that Liar hillary tho!

it was the NSA.......... the old establishment is still putting up a fight......... it is time for the homes to go up for sale around DC........... drain all the shit out of the swamp.

 

[LittleDabbie]

It was the Boogie man!!!! ;)

No wait..

The easter bunny did it!

Seriously tho, There all fucking lying sacks of shit and were all fucked regardless.

Which is why i smoke so much weed :D

Side note..

I hate china.

 

[yooper420]

Yoop, I'm gonna add a sippy cup to her nerf suit order!

Please do and put a rush on it too.

 

[Grower13]

It was the Boogie man!!!! ;)

No wait..

The easter bunny did it!

Seriously tho, There all fucking lying sacks of shit and were all fucked regardless.

Which is why i smoke so much weed :D

Side note..

I hate china.

wiki leaks will tell us soon enough........ it's a sorry sight watching all these elected morons selling their soul for anything that helps them keep the power.......... they can't hide from us any more.......... I'm not keen on China's govt.......... our leaders are as guilty as China for what's happening.......... we like cheap shit instead of USA made........ not Chinese citizens fault we'll buy their stuff cheaper than we can make it here and feel good about it.......... I hate made in China....... not China.

 

[Grower13]

 

[Grower13]

 

[GoldNBoy]

Struggling with a moral dilemma. Kid's fourth major wreck, at age 19, running a stop sign. Killed himself, a 19 year old girl, and put 4 others in the hospital. Two of those may never fully recover. His dad and I played football and had classes together in highschool. His grandpa is my wife's boss. I've witnessed the issues this family has dealt with, because of this kid. A major part of me blames the family for not stopping his crazy driving years ago.
I've been asked to do a memorial portrait of the kid, to help pay for the funeral.
I'll draw a portrait, and a printer will make reproductions. For a given price, you can own a reproduction of a portrait, of the guy that killed that pretty young girl. Proceeds will help his enabling parents pay for something they should have to do themselves... Twice.
F@ck my life.

 

[yooper420]

All you old farts go to bed ? Drop by and "burn a bowl". I`m ready, glass of ice water and a bowl and it`s puff, puff, cough and pass.

 

[GoldNBoy]

Cold beer, fat bowl and a long face. Seeking wisdom, but any cloud of smoke will do.

 

[yooper420]

@GoldNBoy, Sorry to hear of such a tragedy to happen so close to you. Kinda sounds like you`re between that rock and a hard place. No good outcomes, only sorrows. Be strong for those around you.

 

[GoldNBoy]

@GoldNBoy, Sorry to hear of such a tragedy to happen so close to you. Kinda sounds like you`re between that rock and a hard place. No good outcomes, only sorrows. Be strong for those around you.

Thank you for the kind words. Just finding it hard to do the right/kind thing. Could not imagine the loss of a child. Just feel like he could/should have been stopped.
I will do this for his younger brother. He's just as wild, but he respects my horsemanship & my boys. Maybe he will learn about a calm & easy approach. The wreck before this almost killed this younger brother. Other wise, I throw my hands up and yell, "Darwin award!".

 

[Yard dog]

morning guys. got my street bike tagged, feels good to get it on the road. been a year... ready to make some day trips.. @Grower13

 

[yooper420]

Good morning old farts. Hope ya`ll feel better then I do this morning, my leg is hurting like hell. Nurse will be here later to change the dressing. Coffee and a bowl means it`s "wake n bake" time. Here we go puffin` and passin` to ya.

 

[mojavegreen]