Curmudgeonland...home Of The Old Farts Club

[G gnome]

 

[Yard dog]

when i take the dogs out late at night to pee, i always take a leak too. I'd rather piss outside than inside.

 

[G gnome]

when i take the dogs out late at night to pee, i always take a leak too. I'd rather piss outside than inside.

Id rather piss outside too haha....day or night

 

[GrowGod]

Do u live in town?

Idk about u but i like walkin out my front door and takin a piss!!!

Ya smack dab in the middle of tge sub burbs:smoking:. HOA and all. I run 8+ lights so it gets scary when someone is knocking on the door. And you have to be on top of your smell control.
My next move will be a property place out of town. I want to raise my own chickens
The guy that lived in my house before we bought it was living there with his dad and the dude is a god damn sex offender! His probation officer has banged on my door a few times even as recently as last month. I had to explain to her he doesn't live here we bought the house. Then i told her about how that prick fucked with my water pipes as they all started leaking shortly after moving in. Cost me 800 bucks! He also covered the room he slept in with black silt said he left a candle burning or some shit!

 

[G gnome]

Ya smack dab in the middle of tge sub burbs:smoking:. HOA and all. I run 8+ lights so it gets scary when someone is knocking on the door. And you have to be on top of your smell control.
My next move will be a property place out of town. I want to raise my own chickens
The guy that lived in my house before we bought it was living there with his dad and the dude is a god damn sex offender! His probation officer has banged on my door a few times even as recently as last month. I had to explain to her he doesn't live here we bought the house. Then i told her about how that prick fucked with my water pipes as they all started leaking shortly after moving in. Cost me 800 bucks! He also covered the room he slept in with black silt said he left a candle burning or some shit!

Ive bee raising chickens for a few yrs now. Love it.
HOA?
Covered the windows w what?
Candle?
Creep!

 

[GrowGod]

Ive bee raising chickens for a few yrs now. Love it.
HOA?
Covered the windows w what?
Candle?
Creep!

Ya I'd like to kick him between the eyes! The dad had a heart attack so he went to the old folks home and the sister had power of attorney, this prick wasn't going to leave when the closing date approached and the sisters husband was out cutting his gas line to his RV that was out front lmao

 

[G gnome]

Ya I'd like to kick him between the eyes! The dad had a heart attack so he went to the old folks home and the sister had power of attorney, this prick wasn't going to leave when the closing date approached and the sisters husband was out cutting his gas line to his RV that was out front lmao

Typical rmfao!!!

 

[Grower13]

Idk about u but i like walkin out my front door and takin a piss!!!

I started watering the dead spot in front of my front porch steps last week........... isn't noticeable til the grass greens up in spring every year............ might be small enough in another week or so to blame on the dog.

 

[G gnome]

I started watering the dead spot in front of my front porch steps last week........... isn't noticeable til the grass greens up in spring every year............ might be small enough in another week or so to blame on the dog.

Haha...so im not the only one who goes outside the front door to piss!!!

 

[jumpincactus]

Im not really used to saying encouraging things but here goes.....
Get well soon Mrs.Yoop!!!

Well would you look at that,,,,,,,,,,, @

Id rather piss outside too haha....day or night

there is sumthin bout hearing the leaves rustlin and the breeze blowin that just makes an outside piss just frikkn right. I'm with you all.

 

[jumpincactus]

The wife went to work today. First time since the operation on 3/9/17. So I asked my son if he wanted go for a walk today. That mother fucker wor me the fuck out. I need to push myself but damn it. Had to take a nap when we got back after my heart slowed back down to normal.

You'll have to forgive me @stonestacker havent been around enough, whatcha recovering from??? Hope your healing well whatever it is. And @Yooper I see momma is doing ok as well . Nice!!!!

 

[G gnome]

Well would you look at that,,,,,,,,,,, @

there is sumthin bout hearing the leaves rustlin and the breeze blowin that just makes an outside piss just frikkn right. I'm with you all.

Well put!!! Poetic even!!!

 

[G gnome]

You'll have to forgive me @stonestacker havent been around enough, whatcha recovering from??? Hope your healing well whatever it is. And @Yooper I see momma is doing ok as well . Nice!!!!

Anal fissures! !!!

 

[jumpincactus]

Hey btw isnt there anyone checking ID's at the door? Who the hell let the little garden gnome in. LMAO........ Hey @G gnome FY in advance............. :p

 

[jumpincactus]

Anal fissures! !!!

Oh my, sorry to hear that. I told him I would go easy. But I lied!!!!!

 

[jumpincactus]

 

[G gnome]

Hey btw isnt there anyone checking ID's at the door? Who the hell let the little garden gnome in. LMAO........ Hey @G gnome FY in advance............. :p

Right back atcha!!!!

 

[jumpincactus]

Wouldnt expect any less from ya......... Well unless we was comparin johnsons.

 

[Hippie]

Wouldnt expect any less from ya......... Well unless we was comparin johnsons.

Do that often?

 

[jumpincactus]

Do that often?

Only when I was tryn out to be the pivot man in a circle jerk!!!!