Curmudgeonland...home Of The Old Farts Club

[G gnome]

Who's dick you sucking?

Reported!!!!!

 

[Hippie]

Reported!!!!!

If you're going to report me, you could at least answer the question!:)

 

[yooper420]

Good morning giggy, Hippie and the rest of the OFC. Crawled my ass outta bed at 8:30, after my 3 hours of sleep. What did I miss ? Gotta take the wife to the doctor this afternoon. Don`t how in the hell she`s gettin' in the truck, but, one way or another she`s gotta go.

 

[G gnome]

If you're going to report me, you could at least answer the question!:)

Idk man.......must be my gregarious personality. ......or that i deliver insults w cunning precision and masterful wit.....

 

[yooper420]

Pinch his left nut. He'll holler then!

I prefer to have `em licked, thank you.

 

[Hippie]

Idk man.......must be my gregarious personality. ......or that i deliver insults w cunning precision and masterful wit.....

A legend in your own mind..........

......and stop reporting shit! We went a whole day without the badges making an appearance.

 

[Hippie]

I prefer to have `em licked, thank you.

Is that how you get rid of the ticks?:)

 

[G gnome]

A legend in your own mind..........

......and stop reporting shit! We went a whole day without the badges making an appearance.

The man, the myth, the legend, G gnome

 

[yooper420]

Is that how you get rid of the ticks?:)

That`s how ya find the mofos.

 

[mendel]

It looks like next week will be rainy and cool, perfect weather for hardening off plants.........sweetness

 

[mendel]

heres my joke for the day

If I wash my dick will you suck it










no









Then your a dirty cocksucker

 

[LocalGrowGuy]

Whats up dopers?

Well we got everything cleaned up, like it never happened, except for some drifts. The roads are finally starting to dry out enough a guy can get around. Ive got a guy coming out tomorrow to help me get the cover on the cold frame. Winds are meant to be 10-15 so it ought to be doable. Then well start uppotting. I have some soil here, and will have another pallet sunday.

What day you recon youll be out goldnboy? Im gonna put the rub on the tri tips tonite, ill have to fire up the smoker early so we can have them for lunch.

Good to hear @mendel.

http://fox21news.com/2017/05/02/ran...searching-for-missing-cattle-after-snowstorm/

@GrowGod I probably won't get a chance so I'll take a second now.
First, congrats on the upcoming thing. I'm still traumatized by the miracle of life in sixth grade.
Second, be sure to MSPaint censor bars if you post any baby pics, remember no nekkid.

 

[mendel]

I dunno if he deserves to have a kid or not. He claims hes too squeemish to watch it come out of the love tunnel. I thought it was a requirement.

 

[G gnome]

I dunno if he deserves to have a kid or not. He claims hes too squeemish to watch it come out of the love tunnel. I thought it was a requirement.

Things change in the heat of the moment

 

[mendel]

Its not that bad, it goes something like this..........

 

[Yard dog]

i got a joke. whats the difference between a joke and three dicks?
your momma can't take a joke!

 

[G gnome]

Its not that bad, it goes something like this..........

That was my experience exactly. ....right down to the mooing and the come along haha

 

[LocalGrowGuy]

I dunno if he deserves to have a kid or not. He claims hes too squeemish to watch it come out of the love tunnel. I thought it was a requirement.

He's gonna be pissed when he sees it, I wonder who is more likely to shit during the delivery, the deliverer or the deliveree?

Fun Fact- My parents didn't know they were having twins until we were born. Shared heartbeat, no complications, early 80's, they didn't care to find out boy/girl. Pops was smart enough not to tell his wife she looked fat. When they cut her open he was expecting to hear 'boy' or 'girl' not 'Hey, there's two!'

 

[mendel]

i got a joke. whats the difference between a joke and three dicks?
your momma can't take a joke!

thats what im talkin' bout riiit der........Hoot!

 

[mendel]

Im reportinng myself for liking that badbad joke.......