Bummer....... ;)
While I'm waiting
Just like with wine and beer, weed descriptions have gotten a little comical. We've made fun of the way beer has gone lately, especially sours and wilds......"Fluttering undernotes of death and dead baby...".
Weed is weed. It's not cocaine, or opium......one strain doesn't make you want to run a marathon and do calculus, and another doesn't ease the pain of your leg broken in half....
Even funnier is when descriptions are translated from another language....
"You have selected Purple Murples! transient flashes of radiant purple will amaze your senses! The first hit sends waves of exciting euphoria, tingling through your mind....."
Really? Cuz.....I want that....with the tingling..
Anyway, I half agree with this articie. Fir the most part, weed is weed. You're gonna get high/stoned on THC, you'll probably get goofy, red-eyed, and then tired......
But, there's clearly differences with entourage, other cannabinoids......clearly differences between pure Indicas and Sativas, and definitely differences with a variety of landraces and heirlooms.....
But aside from those very clear, distinct differences, once you get into the mish-mosh of hybrids, powerful resin-soaked monsters.......this: