Grower's unwritten rules

[Jalisco Kid]

I have never seen a thread like this but I have a feeling one is needed. I just was screwed trying to help a friend who feels there was no harm in what he did.
Late into the sunset a friend asked me to look at something in his greenhouse. After crawling to the otherside thru his jungle he pointed at a plant and asked what he could do. Being an old fucker I need to have my reading glasses to see. When I finally was able to focus I could see he had a bad spidermite infestation. I just crawled through 30' of the worst infestation I ever saw. Needless to say I reamed him for not telling me from the get. While I was in the mood I reamed him for poisoning his crop then planning on selling it to sick people in the clubs.
I left my clothes in the trash and took a long shower.
Now I have the gift that keeps on giving. I think maybe I got something later from the car seat or maybe from eggs on one of my 3 hairs.
Rule number one kept me from killing him,or least some serious pain.


Rule #1 A grower is responsible for anything in his room. No one else gets the blame or the glory.

Rule #456 Tell a fellow grower you have disease before you let him come over. If you know someone is a grower but do not want to tell do not allow him in.
Suerte JK

 

[gadgetsmoke]

true dat!

 

[fractal]

That's fucked, man. I lost an acquaintance one time when I insisted he change his clothes and shower before coming to see my grow because his spot was chock full of mites. I think he got offended because I never saw him again but at least I never got mites in that garden!

 

[TortureKill]

That sux Jalisco! Your from out west I take it? I hear 80% of gardens out there have mites and/or pm from all of the sharing going on.. I never had either of these until I started sharing cuts a couple years ago..

 

[Venom818]

rule #2 dont go into someone's grow room and start squeezing there nugs to get the smell and see if there sticky i hate that shit.
One of my boys would always do that till i told him to quit that shit

 

[Bobby Smith]

Rule #1 - you guys are the only people in the world who I know I grow :)

 

[Zissou Intern]

RULE # 3 -if by some chance you stumble upon my garden, and are not hidden in the backyard - do not go saying how cool it is and snapping cell phone pictures all over the place. we arent 15 anymore.

 

[420king-MASSES]

so you crawled threw his garden and got mites, and then you got herpes how did that work out[the gift that keeps on giving] lol no im playin with you jk heres one i always follow its along venoms line of thinking im asked to come look at gardens and to help the sick plants out or just so one of my peoples can show off or to try and tweek there system but before i even attempt to smell their plants i ask first because its not my garden and also i never just grab at anything its always with the growers permission now with that said no one comes to my gardens and if they did they would have to follow the same protocol as i do in my own garden and i dont touch my buds until trim

 

[Buddy Hemphill]

Rule #1 - you guys are the only people in the world who I know I grow :)

x a fuckin thousand

 

[Texas Kid]

Don't pass out feminized beans without tellin the people your givin them to what they are...

Don't pass out unsexed plants to new growers and watch them waste an entire grow room to pollen...learn how to sex plants people!!!

Don't ask for cuts, if I want you to have one i will give ya one

Tex

 

[Seamaiden]

I'm putting bells on that asking for cuts thing, TK. Just happened to me, someone I've seen on the boards for a while hit me up out of the blue. I did what I always do, responded within 24 hours and it was a positive response. Then, he just completely blew me off.

I'm rather old-school when it comes to certain things, I have asked for a cutting ONCE (it is so coveted, and it came only conditionally and I agree to those conditions) and I felt really weird doing it. But to hit someone up out of the blue and then blow them off completely...? Yeah, I'll be remembering that.

JK, quarantine protocol now. A neighbor did something somewhat similar, except he had no idea there was a problem with his plants. Fortunately I didn't touch them beyond turning a leaf over to see if I could see the mites. I did.

Venom... I'm so embarrassed to admit this, but I'm a bud-squeezer. I ALWAYS, always ask first, though. It's just like a person's motorcycle--do NOT fucking jump onto MY scoot and start pretending you're the fucking easy rider, because he had his own fucking scoot! Get the hell offa mine, asshole.

 

[norcal215]

lmao

Rule #1..... FInd some godamn common sense, why does it seem the world is lacking common sense?.......Truth...... if wal-mart advertised that they were giving common sense away for free for one day only you know what would happen? everyone and their kids would be there getting some, funny thing is they would all be trying to take it back thinking that it is broken cuz they have no idea what it is........just my thought

 

[biggun4me]

I come here to share my secret.... And my kids don't even sit on my bike... Peace

 

[Buddy Hemphill]

lmao

Rule #1..... FInd some godamn common sense, why does it seem the world is lacking common sense?.......Truth...... if wal-mart advertised that they were giving common sense away for free for one day only you know what would happen? everyone and their kids would be there getting some, funny thing is they would all be trying to take it back thinking that it is broken cuz they have no idea what it is........just my thought

fosho you right!!!!...lol...common sense aint common.

 

[420alldaze]

high to all,truth is "you cant teach someone common sense"

 

[norcal215]

lmao. my teenage daughters are a prime example of that and the blond excuse no longer works. if there is no toilet paper on the roll put some on it , i have four towel racks in my community bathroom why are there towels on the floor? the oil light in you car isnt telling you that your oil tank is full like your gas tank......wtf

 

[norcal215]

not hijacking soory

 

[420king-MASSES]

or close the door im not heating the outdoors

 

[Seamaiden]

NorCal, are you high...? <giggles as she lights up her morning bowl>

I am SO GLAD I don't have to deal with teenagers anymore. 20-something creatures posing as grown men are enough. Fucking bud-squeezers!

 

[420king-MASSES]

NorCal, are you high...? <giggles as she lights up her morning bowl>

I am SO GLAD I don't have to deal with teenagers anymore. 20-something creatures posing as grown men are enough. Fucking bud-squeezers!

your outta control lmmfao bud sqeezers yup and pud sqeezers to lol im sorry i had to it was perfect
norcal that was not a reference to your teenage daughters at all so please dont take it that way:hunter::hunter::hunter::hunter::hunter::hunter: