Pets on the Farm

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chickenman

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Seamaiden

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Those are some fuckin' nice kitties right there!

Mine uses all his scythes when he's kneading. He nailed me in the face yesterday morning. I didn't realize how badly til I went to make the bed and found blood on my pillow. Kitty!
 
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Still got two male pups left. One honey bridle. Tha other black w/ Brown marbling. Seven weeks old. Pm me fer pics if interested.
 
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Seamaiden said:
Rotties are pretty much the best dogs, IMO.
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Used take raise em bout nine yrs ago. Made near $19000 in tha three yrs I bread my stud out. Beautiful True German. Dumb as a box o rocks till about two yrs old. Then their lights come on and BAM! They like read yer mind or sumptin. Even knew how ta git ya a beer out tha cooler. That's if he could git one too. Also he'd let ya in tha house but not out till I was home. Caught more than one person that way. A person shouldn't hav'ta lock their door. That's in my world at least.
 
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No, he's real and they're getting their own show now, too. Apparently the dog's been raised at a K9 training facility.

The Rottie we had was smart from the get-go, pretty damned lazy for a puppy, and he was THE best babysitter I ever had. You should have seen what my boys did to that dog, and he'd just lick 'em upside the head.

BUT! If a man-human came onto the property that he didn't know (my father was the only person he allowed without resistance), watch the fuck OUT. Approach ANY children on the property and you may end up cornered like Neighbor Ned did when he came by to pick up his own son.
 
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Seamaiden said:
No, he's real and they're getting their own show now, too. Apparently the dog's been raised at a K9 training facility.

The Rottie we had was smart from the get-go, pretty damned lazy for a puppy, and he was THE best babysitter I ever had. You should have seen what my boys did to that dog, and he'd just lick 'em upside the head.

BUT! If a man-human came onto the property that he didn't know (my father was the only person he allowed without resistance), watch the fuck OUT. Approach ANY children on the property and you may end up cornered like Neighbor Ned did when he came by to pick up his own son.
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LMFAO! Yep. Tha best darn babysitter there is. I grew up, since I was bout six or so, with'em. Theyr smarter than most people IMO. N some situations ahella lot darn smart'r then me. When my oldest was a youngin, Lucky wouldn't let no child be unattended. Specially roun tha pond. If tha kids went ta swim, they Bess not dip their heads under or he'd be out ta sav'em. Or droun'em tryin to. An a fifty poun six yr old ain't nuthin to a Rottie settin @ a good buck n a half. I miss havin'em but I'm perty content with lil' Ms. Mollie. One high strung pooch an a yard full of kids is enough fer now. Maybe next go around.
 
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I don't see any Terrier in that behemoth! The T has totally left tha buildin.

Can someone say narcoleptic?
I think they can. Good doggy.
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Heard a slight snoring sound comin from the baby monitor in my tinkering hut. Go out there to find her like this. Guess she was out there hidin from wats left of her kids an fell thafuck out. LMFAO! Who says kids aren't exhausting?
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Poor lil Mollie Hatchet Hog Diggidy Dog Dawg!
 
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