Amekins’ Fantastical Faerie Garden Grow Diary

[amekins]

Sorry... But I've been biting my tongue for days.

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Good morning.

$80?????? Jeez.

 

[BudGoodman]

$80?????? Jeez.

Certain things you should never go cheap on... is definitely one of them.

 

[amekins]

Certain things you should never go cheap on... is definitely one of them.

Well all of this hair talk is irrelevant anyway. Those are silken faerie ribbons.

 

[amekins]

Imagine faerie sized.

 

[BudGoodman]

Imagine faerie sized.

Far as I could tell, she already is.

 

[One drop]

Sorry... But I've been biting my tongue for days.

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Good morning.

Pussy hair removal .... to be used before letting your fairies loose with there short short legs .... it’s a bandaid method but a good one indeed .... Nice one @BudGoodman that had me in tears of laughter ... Od .

 

[amekins]

Pussy hair removal .... to be used before letting your fairies loose with there short short legs .... it’s a bandaid method but a good one indeed .... Nice one @BudGoodman that had me in tears of laughter ... Od .

 

[One drop]

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Year right ......... we are implementing DNA testing .........

 

[amekins]

Year right ......... we are implementing DNA testing .........

I’d like to see you catch one of my faeries. They’re quick!

 

[One drop]

I’d like to see you catch one of my faeries. They’re quick!

I bet you are ... I mean they are ....

 

[dire wolf]

You can't make this shit up , my wife wakes me up this morning and says , " wake up tiny Tim !" And I'm in a different room sleeping , so I ask her if I told her about our texting , and she basically says wtf you talking about ? I'm not interested in your thc stories .....and I ask , did I tell you late last night about tiny Tim ? And she says " are you nuts "
So I ask her why she called me tiny Tim ? She says you look like him sleeping ....I asked her , when's the last time you thought about tiny Tim , she says uh I dunno , maybe 1975 ish
Then I tell her he was last nights subject of conversation ......she says get the fuck outta here in her best New York accent ....

Amekins .... I think you really do have fairey powers , you must have sprinkled some on my wife's head last night when you were tip toeing thru the tulips

 

[amekins]

I bet you are ... I mean they are ....

Me? Not so much these days. I was when I was younger and before too much nerve and joint damage had settled in. BUT...I DO hit the ground fast sometimes! It’s usually a surprise!

 

[Mr.GreenthumbOG]

Hahaha.
more like went to bed all fucked up on fairy dust.
I read through regardless. Solid fiction. Or non sensical fiction.
Mr.G

 

[amekins]

You can't make this shit up , my wife wakes me up this morning and says , " wake up tiny Tim !" Aand I'm in a different room sleeping , so I ask her if I told her about our texting , and she basically says wtf you talking about ? I'm not interested in your thc stories .....and I ask , did I tell you late last night about tiny Tim ? And she says " are you nuts "
So I ask her why she called me tiny Tim ? She says you look like him sleeping ....I asked her , when's the last time you thought about tiny Tim , she says uh I dunno , maybe 1975 ish
Then I tell her he was last nights subject of conversation ......she says get the fuck outta here in her best New York accent ....

Amekins .... I think you really do have fairey powers , you must have sprinkled some on my wife's head last night when you were tip toeing thru the tulips

I do indeed possess some super powers.

 

[dire wolf]

Hahaha.
more like went to bed all fucked up on fairy dust.
I read through regardless. Solid fiction. Or non sensical fiction.
Mr.G

You mean my story ? That was 100% true , but I think you were the only one to read it before I deleted ..

 

[amekins]

You mean my story ? That was 100% true , but I think you were the only one to read it before I deleted ..

I read it.

 

[Aqua Man]

@amekins needs a poster like this.

 

[Mr.GreenthumbOG]

I read it.

Hahaha. I skimmed. to the grave
Mr.G

 

[One drop]

+1 @Aqua Man . To f n funny .

 

[amekins]

@amekins needs a poster like this.

I already have a mug .