I have a bizarre Tazmania story....so I am down there runnin around with a guy from Melborne, spent a couple weeks or so with him runnin all over Australia and Tazmania. The whole time he is tellin me about the small population of Taz, island life, seclusion and of all things inbreeding...So I am like yea right....whatever.. now bare in mind I have been on the road with this guy and we have been drinkin every night and really have a time and screwin with each other, bustin balls constantly the way guys do...he keeps tellin me about the birth defects due to inbreeding and crazy shit and i am like ok you crazy fool whatever....So we are down there eatin lunch at this diner and a guy comes in with these cool ass Oakley shades on, when they first came out back in the day, and we were like badass, so we are talkin about them and the guy heres us and comes over and takes them off for us to check out and wapow...this guys was totally malformed, eye sockets off center, major case study to say the least, so I am kind of lookin at my buddy like a deer in the headlights and he is like "see ya fuckin yank, I told ya..."
Fresh scallops out of Nelson bay is the shit if your in NZ'd though, razor clams, venison, lamb, and killer wine, damn, i am ready to go back..
Tex