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I cant get too specific right yet but.... and i will put up a pic of the instant pee cup that is used as well
The name of the test cup is :
VARIAN CUPKIT PRO 5...
this is a five panel test cup( it tests for five types of drugs ), they are marijuana,
cocaine,
benzodiazapines ( valium type drugs ),
methamphetamines,
and morphine...
i have to give biweekly random urine tests, but i love to smoke marijuana and if i dont pass i risk goin back to jail for parole violation :lock:ed up
i smoke up to 1/2 ounce of weed and i am able to pass...
I smoke for ten days, and i dont smoke for the next five days till I test, and then I start again,,,
i have pressed it closer and pissed clean after less than 3 days as well, but i mostly stop for 5 days to make sure i pass
keep in mind you will experience alot of anxiety,sweats, due to the fact you are dirty and risking alot to smoke marijuana
you will have bodily discomfort from all that fluid in you too, in fact you can overdose if you drink enough water too fast, so be careful and listen to your body... water is the best to drink cuz it is a neutral liquid, it does NOT react with anything in your body,,, other fluids might! like if ya drank ten quick beers for example
1- DRINKIN FLUIDS
on the day of test i take 5 350 mg aspirins 4 hours before test then i start hydrating ( drinking lots a water ) about 4 hours before test... i drink a big ice coffee for the diuretic effects 16 oz's
i then drink 32 oz's of green tea, then i drink at least two more 32 bottles of water... (( you can drink all water if you want instead of coffee & green tea ))... so it is a total of of at least 116 ounces of fluid and i drink it pretty fast.... i chug the coffe,,, i chug down the green tea so both these are done within 5 minutes... i then drink another 32 water as fast as i can, so thats 80 ounces of fluid fast,,, it feels uncomfortable, but you have to do it,,, so within a half hour i have that much fluid in me,,,i then drink another 32 ounces of water so within one hour i drink all that.... if i dont have the urge to pee, i will keep takin in more water until i do...
2- PEEING OUT DIRTY URINE FIRST
then... i will eventually have to go pee,,,, maybe the first or two times i go it isn't one of those keg party race horse pisses,,, but that is what i am looking to do,,, sooo, in time my body will make start peeing alot, and once it starts, you will keep peeing every 10-15 minutes until all the fluid is out of you,,, hopefully i doing this about 1-2 hours before i have to give my urine speciman
I you will notice your urine getting lighter until the point it looks like clear water coming out of you...GOOD!, that is what you need to pass the test,,, i count how many times i go,,,you want to totally empty your bladder 4-5 times with racehorse pisses,,,
3- TAKING ASPIRIN i then take another 5 350 mg. aspirins about 1 hour before the test
4- KEEP DRINKING i keep drinkin small amounts of water until test to keep that urge to pee STRONG,, like you cant hardly wait to go, or you will pee your pants
5-MAKE SURE YOU EMPTY YOUR BLADDER COMPLETELY just before i get to test facility i go pee one more time like racehorse so my bladder empties again
6-TAKE VITAMIN C one hour before test i take two 500 mg vitamin C tablets to give some color back to urine once i know it IS CLEAR
7-KEEP DRINKING i then keep drinking water until i give test
8-GIVE AMIDSTREAM SPECIMEN when giving specimen i don't give the beginning of pee, or the end of pee cuz it has more dirty metabylites in it, then a specimen from midstream of your pee
9- NEGATIVE RESULTS!!! YA!! that is it,,, you passed...btw, there is no in between, its pass or fail, they cant say, oh, the line is only faint, not dark,, it is pass or fail,,, i passed with some VERY FAINT lines for my negatives
10- SMOKE MARIJUANA!! i smoke immediatley afterwards to reward myself for ajob well done!!
this is why you pass:
this only works for me with a five panel instant cup urine spec test, i have tested positive with 12 panel cups and immediateley afterwards i have peed clean with the five panel cups...i guess the 12 panel has a more sensitive/lower amount that makes it positive
when you drink that much fluid your bodykinda bypasses how it processes your fluid you take in,,, anybody ever remember how you start goin to the batroom every five minutes when ya drink ALOT of beer?? same effect
the aspirin gets absorbed on the same bandwidth as the reagent they use for mairjuana, and helps in combination with the hydration to give you a negative test result
I have been doing this for 15 months now and have a couple more to go before i am wrapped up with parole
i have continually smoked marijuana during this time, and easily a 1/4 of good hydro and then the rest is decent midgrade smoke...
i did get a dirty result once that almost sent me back inside,,, but caught a break cuz you more times than not get a free dirty urine,,
this happened because i smoked a little over 48 hrs before i gave my specimen
People, ALWAYS ask for a retest cuz they have to give you one and you have nothing to lose at this point right?
on your second attempt MAKE SURE to drink a bunch of water and try again,, take another five aspirins too
i had to do a retest one time and came back clean with it,,, i told them i help someone with their medgarden and they smoke and secondhand smoke got in me or from helpin them trim up therir meds got in me a little,, but being near IS NOT the same as using marijuana, and they can't do anything if its a legal set up...i know firsthand cuz it happened to me
PLEASE PLEASE keep in mind that it is quite risky to do this and some of you may have too much to lose and decide NOT to smoke marijuana,, but for those who decent to smoke,,,or those who want to smoke,,, you can beat the test every time,,, I DO.... i get strip searched, and then this dude stares at my junk as i give the specimen,,, this dude even gave ne asecond strip search for the retest i did too,,,
GOOS LUCK !!! and i hope it is helpful to those who are in a spot where they have to submit to drug testing
The name of the test cup is :
VARIAN CUPKIT PRO 5...
this is a five panel test cup( it tests for five types of drugs ), they are marijuana,
cocaine,
benzodiazapines ( valium type drugs ),
methamphetamines,
and morphine...
i have to give biweekly random urine tests, but i love to smoke marijuana and if i dont pass i risk goin back to jail for parole violation :lock:ed up
i smoke up to 1/2 ounce of weed and i am able to pass...
I smoke for ten days, and i dont smoke for the next five days till I test, and then I start again,,,
i have pressed it closer and pissed clean after less than 3 days as well, but i mostly stop for 5 days to make sure i pass
keep in mind you will experience alot of anxiety,sweats, due to the fact you are dirty and risking alot to smoke marijuana
you will have bodily discomfort from all that fluid in you too, in fact you can overdose if you drink enough water too fast, so be careful and listen to your body... water is the best to drink cuz it is a neutral liquid, it does NOT react with anything in your body,,, other fluids might! like if ya drank ten quick beers for example
1- DRINKIN FLUIDS
on the day of test i take 5 350 mg aspirins 4 hours before test then i start hydrating ( drinking lots a water ) about 4 hours before test... i drink a big ice coffee for the diuretic effects 16 oz's
i then drink 32 oz's of green tea, then i drink at least two more 32 bottles of water... (( you can drink all water if you want instead of coffee & green tea ))... so it is a total of of at least 116 ounces of fluid and i drink it pretty fast.... i chug the coffe,,, i chug down the green tea so both these are done within 5 minutes... i then drink another 32 water as fast as i can, so thats 80 ounces of fluid fast,,, it feels uncomfortable, but you have to do it,,, so within a half hour i have that much fluid in me,,,i then drink another 32 ounces of water so within one hour i drink all that.... if i dont have the urge to pee, i will keep takin in more water until i do...
2- PEEING OUT DIRTY URINE FIRST
then... i will eventually have to go pee,,,, maybe the first or two times i go it isn't one of those keg party race horse pisses,,, but that is what i am looking to do,,, sooo, in time my body will make start peeing alot, and once it starts, you will keep peeing every 10-15 minutes until all the fluid is out of you,,, hopefully i doing this about 1-2 hours before i have to give my urine speciman
I you will notice your urine getting lighter until the point it looks like clear water coming out of you...GOOD!, that is what you need to pass the test,,, i count how many times i go,,,you want to totally empty your bladder 4-5 times with racehorse pisses,,,
3- TAKING ASPIRIN i then take another 5 350 mg. aspirins about 1 hour before the test
4- KEEP DRINKING i keep drinkin small amounts of water until test to keep that urge to pee STRONG,, like you cant hardly wait to go, or you will pee your pants
5-MAKE SURE YOU EMPTY YOUR BLADDER COMPLETELY just before i get to test facility i go pee one more time like racehorse so my bladder empties again
6-TAKE VITAMIN C one hour before test i take two 500 mg vitamin C tablets to give some color back to urine once i know it IS CLEAR
7-KEEP DRINKING i then keep drinking water until i give test
8-GIVE AMIDSTREAM SPECIMEN when giving specimen i don't give the beginning of pee, or the end of pee cuz it has more dirty metabylites in it, then a specimen from midstream of your pee
9- NEGATIVE RESULTS!!! YA!! that is it,,, you passed...btw, there is no in between, its pass or fail, they cant say, oh, the line is only faint, not dark,, it is pass or fail,,, i passed with some VERY FAINT lines for my negatives
10- SMOKE MARIJUANA!! i smoke immediatley afterwards to reward myself for ajob well done!!
this is why you pass:
this only works for me with a five panel instant cup urine spec test, i have tested positive with 12 panel cups and immediateley afterwards i have peed clean with the five panel cups...i guess the 12 panel has a more sensitive/lower amount that makes it positive
when you drink that much fluid your bodykinda bypasses how it processes your fluid you take in,,, anybody ever remember how you start goin to the batroom every five minutes when ya drink ALOT of beer?? same effect
the aspirin gets absorbed on the same bandwidth as the reagent they use for mairjuana, and helps in combination with the hydration to give you a negative test result
I have been doing this for 15 months now and have a couple more to go before i am wrapped up with parole
i have continually smoked marijuana during this time, and easily a 1/4 of good hydro and then the rest is decent midgrade smoke...
i did get a dirty result once that almost sent me back inside,,, but caught a break cuz you more times than not get a free dirty urine,,
this happened because i smoked a little over 48 hrs before i gave my specimen
People, ALWAYS ask for a retest cuz they have to give you one and you have nothing to lose at this point right?
on your second attempt MAKE SURE to drink a bunch of water and try again,, take another five aspirins too
i had to do a retest one time and came back clean with it,,, i told them i help someone with their medgarden and they smoke and secondhand smoke got in me or from helpin them trim up therir meds got in me a little,, but being near IS NOT the same as using marijuana, and they can't do anything if its a legal set up...i know firsthand cuz it happened to me
PLEASE PLEASE keep in mind that it is quite risky to do this and some of you may have too much to lose and decide NOT to smoke marijuana,, but for those who decent to smoke,,,or those who want to smoke,,, you can beat the test every time,,, I DO.... i get strip searched, and then this dude stares at my junk as i give the specimen,,, this dude even gave ne asecond strip search for the retest i did too,,,
GOOS LUCK !!! and i hope it is helpful to those who are in a spot where they have to submit to drug testing