and the momz
who i wronged so horridly
who has my back in all things
gave the poorest of my kinsmen
alot of money
to make sure
he could keep swimming in Guinness
amongst his fellow companions
without pulling them under
back in all things
she knew it was costing me
she knew it was what me n g
would want
and i believe momz
got exactly what she paid for
they put on a good show...
they really do...
when the strip club owner
slammed the door on me
because they were all still up on that stage, getting their pictures taken with the most talented, industrious, creative, financial geniuses... and attractive kids- u ever met... i couldn't believe what was happening. i was trying to b polite and lead, by example so the ladies could return to their families, at a safer hour... but no... when drunken irishmen... r mid- national anthem... strip club owners... do not appreciate the interruption of patriots. it was very hot, outside
in the land
of all things
that kill
summer 2016, or 17, i believe
and as they'd missed the Laughlin regatta
which we boycotted and is no longer
i warned another head honcho...
doubled the price.
i
am good
at what i do
everyone loses
he gave me the
#s... waste management... everything
as i... had already... run his... and
a different tribe
lied
to
me
and lost
so...
i had already done homework
and mosh knows... i don't mind
manicures and green felt, under my fingernails
depending on the police tape rules
at that particular...
ahem...
establishment...
so when davis dam at that time of day... has a 2-3mph flow rate... and i plop the 4man party raft n a bunch of crazy kids... in a river of tears... i... can gamble... for 2hrs... and still, have time to smoke... ohhhh yessss.... i won... a sweaty... wadd... of cash...
so... and i told em... if power demand goes up... i will meet u THERE, but it'll take an extra two hrs but the moon is to b full tonight and... you boys should have enough beer, regardless. fine...
tic
toc
ohhh... shit!...
mosh knows what's up... but
it's me
and i
allow for bullshit and
2 flat
tires
so it's fine that i gave it all back and then some
i get to the marina and holy shyt
it's dark
it
is
really
dark
5minutes
g
get me the number for game n fish
sheriff's n river patrol, if such a thing exists
6min
oh... that god
it's the moon
tic tioc
7min
woohooohoohoooyeahhhh!
my highbeams sparkle
over the river ripples
when the fireworks go off
you get to experience it
twice
and b clise enough to feel the heat
even though most of the shows
are already in 2000+°'s F.
BOYS! I TOLD YOU!!! YOU NEED TO BE PADDLING FOR THE MOON SIDE BY THE TIME YOU SEE THE PIONEER'S BEACH!!!
A
R
E
YOU ON
THE RIGHT
FUCKING
SIDE
OF THE RIVER!!!!
WOOHOOOWOOHOO
mmmkay...
and
WOHOO! THANK GOD I DIDN'T HIT THE ATM
AGAIN
the only machine that pays
and yes... correct side... straight up to the dock. somebody... had to take a shit.
it hadn't occurred to me... i should've hit
the A T M...