Thought it could never get weirder than it already was... well, it did. The neighbor calls me and claims his wife sold him out. "They" were coming to get him. Come quickly, grave danger sort of call, "they"were going to kill him. He specifically asked that I bring my "toy", and come now. Made it into his yard, and he called to get me to come to his back porch. "I'll turn a light on for you". Barely made it into the light, and it goes off... And the cops swoop on me. Oh f@ck. I'm:nailbiting: standing in someone else's yard, with a sawed off belly buster, and cops are on me. F@ck me sideways.
As fate would have it, brand new cop, 3rd day on the job, scared sh*ttless... Qualifications include past employment... Me. He had worked less than a day for me 2 1\2 years ago. I had saved him from a raging boar, with a bread sack. It scared him pretty bad, but said he quit because it was all too fast of a pace for him. So he became a cop. :bored::banghead: not to mention, he's a small guy. The regular vest is a bit much to carry around, but it covers his nuts also, so he's good.:banghead:
He & 2 other cops close on me, so I show hands and go to barking orders at this kid cop. Managed to send the other 2 to investigate, distract my lacky and pitch my piece.:smug:
Suddenly, it dawns on me, this was a setup, from the word go. The department's response time should have been closer to a half an hour, not waiting up the alley. When the cops left, the neighbor was surprised they hadn't arrested me. Oops.
Tried to get me inside his house, but not that dumb. I grew up in the"make my day" culture. Don't go anywhere you wouldn't mind to die, otherwise, don't go at all. I told him my daughters and their friends were having a sleepover for my youngest's birthday, and this is not the time.
The young cop came back & sat guard on my house... all night.
Today, was eerily quiet, for a day that wasn't quiet at all. Family & friends came to join the festivities, but the tension was outrageous. The neighbor was quiet, until my my mom saw him go by. "Someone is going into your garage." I step outside & around the corner to see him drop his pants.
"What the f are you doing?! Get the f out of here!"
An hour later he tried to force his way in the house. My 5'4" mother backed him out the door, around the corner and right onto the young cop's hood... Unarmed... Just because she's scary like that.
He's been arrested for trying to force his way in the house, a felony. But, the older cop wasn't sure the charge would stick, due to his lack of sanity. F@ck!