altimood
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PM me if there's anything I can do for you help wise CM. I have a lot of experience with the RA's. They suck, literally.
Chronic Monster
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Thanks bro ... I swear I feel like im farming more pests than I am pot at the moment :D
jeffadies
Garden of Dreams Seed Co
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Its like fishing with my grandpa all over again..lol
[YOUTUBE]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mArGzsNglCU[/YOUTUBE]
[YOUTUBE]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mArGzsNglCU[/YOUTUBE]
Seamaiden
Living dead girl
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Smokey... I don't know if I should laugh or feel embarrassed. I am that Mom. Pull mah finguh!
That dude clocked himself! Reminds me of something I saw many years ago. Feckin' hilarious.
That dude clocked himself! Reminds me of something I saw many years ago. Feckin' hilarious.
bloads
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I hope this doesn't offend... it's humor!
Estonian Jokes
Is dead dog in road. Is dead Estonian in road. What difference?
Dog have fur keep warm. Also, freedom. And dog try eat poop for pleasure not just survive. So many thing!
Three Estonian are brag about sons. “My son is soldier. He have rape as many women as want,” say first Estonian. “Zo?” second say, “My son is farmer. He have all potato he want!” Third Estonian wait long time, then say, “My son is die at birth. For him, struggle is over.” “Wow! You are win us,” say others. But all are feel sad.
Questioning: Why did chicken cross road?
Answering: I have not seen chicken since I was very young, on my parents’ farm. This is before the Cossacks slaughtered them. I can still hear screams of sister as soldiers rape her. But back to question, where did you see chicken? I am very, very hungry.
How is get one-arm Estonian out of tree?
Is no one-arm Estonian! Why you silly? All go Center for Great Peaceful Physical Reassignment. You no ask.
Estonian try to cross river. Has dog, potatoes, and dead son’s body. Can only take two across river at one time. If he leave dog with potatoes or corpse, dog eat them. Is very sad. Also is not good boat.
What are one potato say other potato?
Premise ridiculous. Who have two potato?
Estonian walk into bar with mule. Bartender say, “Why so long face?” Estonian say, “I was thinking of my daughter. She has been lie with soldier for potato feed baby. “
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Estonian.
Estonian who?
Please open door. Is cold.
Why is Estonian throw clock out window?
Will be no appointments anymore, only endure til death.
Man car break down near house of farmer. Take shelter in barn. Find farmer daughter in barn. Oh! Hot stuff! But TOO LATE! Is already rape by soldier.
Estonian Nursery rhyme:
one potato, one potato, one potato, no more potato..
soldier eat potato and rape daughter...is end.
A fishmonger says to a bootblack, "Are there any more potato left?" Bootblack says, "Yes, one. But it has gone bad." The fishmonger says, "I am very hungry. I have not eaten for three days. I shall eat it, even if it makes me very ill." And bootblack says, "I did not speak truth. In reality, there is no food left. You shall go hungry yet another day, my friend."
Man is hungry. He steal bread to feed family. Get home, find all family have sent Siberia! “More bread for me,” man think. But bread have worm.
Why six is afraid seven? Because seven have many friend politburo.
Estonian is capture by cannibals. Cannibals say, “We are kill you and eat you and use skin for canoe. But you may choose means of your death.” Estonian say, “Okay! You are give me fork, please!” But oops! Is forgot how use!
Two Estonians stand on bridge away from all others. First Estonian make sure no one can hear, say "What do you think of the new regime?" Second Estonian look to make sure no one can hear, say "I think about new regime same as you think about new regime." First Estonian say "In that case, I arrest you in the name of the State."
Q: Why do Estonian Security Police always travel in threes?
A: One can read. One can write. One must keep watch on the two intellectuals.
Before you judge a Ukranian, walk a kilometer in his shoes. After that who care? He a kilometer away and you have his shoes. The end.
Estonian man hear knock at door. "Who is it?" ask man. "Is Potato Man. Am delivering free potatoes door-to-door" say voice. Man rejoice. "Oh! Such a blessing! This must be wonderful dream!" Estonian open door, man say "Just kidding. Is Secret Police."
Two Estonians are argue over wodka. One say, "For wodka, I give you daughter." Friend is say OK. Deal is struck. But he is surprise! She deformed by malnutrition.
Boy: But mother, I no are like grandma.
Mother: Eat anyway. Is no potato.
Estonian walk in bar with poodle under one arm and salami under other. Eat salami first.
Estonian: Is so cold.
All: How cold is?
Estonian: Very. Also dark.
Three young Estonian boy talking. One ask, "What your favorite drink?"
"Urine" other boy say.
All boy agree.
Estonian girl is say, "I want go America one day."
Father say, "I send you America."
Daughter is thank father. Make tears of happy. Father use for salty potato.
Father think moment, say, "Daughter, I no send you America."
Potato is more salt.
Estonian man walk into bar. He knock out and die of freeze.
Estonian soldier rape girl, but girl make child. Soldier no need child, so sell for potato.
Soldier is have idea. Soldier try idea.
Soldier is feel sad. No small potato.
What is time in Estonia when soldiers is rape daughter and all friends is send to Gulag?
All the time.
Is Estonian couple have been marry 60 years! But for long times, is no making sex. For 60th wedding anniversary, wife is buy for husband hooker for the have sex! Hooker is arrive at door one fine day and is say to husband, "Hello! I here give you super sex!" Man is say, "Oh! I will have the soup." Then hooker is say, "What? You have soup? Why you no told this?"
Estonian is rub lamp find genii. Genii say, "What is three wishes?" Estonian say, "I wish potato!" Then, POOF! Potato! Estonian so happy! "Oh! Is potato! Is potato!" say Estonian. Genii ask, "What is next wish?" Estonian is say, "I wish you go away so can enjoy potato!" POOF! Too bad. Also, was only lamp.
A foreigner in a Estonian bar tells the following joke to the bartender: A red-skin potato, an Idaho potato, and a Estonian potato are on an airplane. One of the wings snap off. The red-skin potato turns to the Idaho potato and says, "There are only two parachutes!" The Idaho potato replies, "That's fine. Estonians don't have potatoes!"
The bartender thinks for a moment, and replies, "Where did potatoes land?"
Estonian peasant girl skips through village road and is run down by local commisar.
Father is saddened, as had been promised fine mule from family in next village for her hand.
"Oh Comrade Commissar, who will pick our potato now?"
Kindly Commissar give him four potato for loss of girl.
That night father is execute by Secret Police for hoarding potato.
Three Estonian sit at bar.
First Estonian say, "Is good day. Find potato in yard."
Second Estonian say, "Is better day. Find two potato in yard."
Third Estonian say, "Is best day. Get execute tonight."
Estonian scientist work hard for glory of nation. After many years scientist find way to make many potato out of single potato.
Funding for project stop, not enough potatoes.
Estonian boy walk through forest one day and find potato.
Boy rushes home and finds family is starved to death.
Boy no have to share potato. Is glorious day.
Estonian run into village with news.
"American arrive! Bring many potato!"
American is not bring potato. Is bombs.
Man asks Estonian: Why you've built only one room in your house?
Estonian say: Because no point to build less.
A Croatian, an Latvian, and a Estonian are in a bar. The croatian says: "I hungry!" The Latvian say: "I have starving!" The Estonian...has been dead for three weeks.
Estonian Jokes
Is dead dog in road. Is dead Estonian in road. What difference?
Dog have fur keep warm. Also, freedom. And dog try eat poop for pleasure not just survive. So many thing!
Three Estonian are brag about sons. “My son is soldier. He have rape as many women as want,” say first Estonian. “Zo?” second say, “My son is farmer. He have all potato he want!” Third Estonian wait long time, then say, “My son is die at birth. For him, struggle is over.” “Wow! You are win us,” say others. But all are feel sad.
Questioning: Why did chicken cross road?
Answering: I have not seen chicken since I was very young, on my parents’ farm. This is before the Cossacks slaughtered them. I can still hear screams of sister as soldiers rape her. But back to question, where did you see chicken? I am very, very hungry.
How is get one-arm Estonian out of tree?
Is no one-arm Estonian! Why you silly? All go Center for Great Peaceful Physical Reassignment. You no ask.
Estonian try to cross river. Has dog, potatoes, and dead son’s body. Can only take two across river at one time. If he leave dog with potatoes or corpse, dog eat them. Is very sad. Also is not good boat.
What are one potato say other potato?
Premise ridiculous. Who have two potato?
Estonian walk into bar with mule. Bartender say, “Why so long face?” Estonian say, “I was thinking of my daughter. She has been lie with soldier for potato feed baby. “
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Estonian.
Estonian who?
Please open door. Is cold.
Why is Estonian throw clock out window?
Will be no appointments anymore, only endure til death.
Man car break down near house of farmer. Take shelter in barn. Find farmer daughter in barn. Oh! Hot stuff! But TOO LATE! Is already rape by soldier.
Estonian Nursery rhyme:
one potato, one potato, one potato, no more potato..
soldier eat potato and rape daughter...is end.
A fishmonger says to a bootblack, "Are there any more potato left?" Bootblack says, "Yes, one. But it has gone bad." The fishmonger says, "I am very hungry. I have not eaten for three days. I shall eat it, even if it makes me very ill." And bootblack says, "I did not speak truth. In reality, there is no food left. You shall go hungry yet another day, my friend."
Man is hungry. He steal bread to feed family. Get home, find all family have sent Siberia! “More bread for me,” man think. But bread have worm.
Why six is afraid seven? Because seven have many friend politburo.
Estonian is capture by cannibals. Cannibals say, “We are kill you and eat you and use skin for canoe. But you may choose means of your death.” Estonian say, “Okay! You are give me fork, please!” But oops! Is forgot how use!
Two Estonians stand on bridge away from all others. First Estonian make sure no one can hear, say "What do you think of the new regime?" Second Estonian look to make sure no one can hear, say "I think about new regime same as you think about new regime." First Estonian say "In that case, I arrest you in the name of the State."
Q: Why do Estonian Security Police always travel in threes?
A: One can read. One can write. One must keep watch on the two intellectuals.
Before you judge a Ukranian, walk a kilometer in his shoes. After that who care? He a kilometer away and you have his shoes. The end.
Estonian man hear knock at door. "Who is it?" ask man. "Is Potato Man. Am delivering free potatoes door-to-door" say voice. Man rejoice. "Oh! Such a blessing! This must be wonderful dream!" Estonian open door, man say "Just kidding. Is Secret Police."
Two Estonians are argue over wodka. One say, "For wodka, I give you daughter." Friend is say OK. Deal is struck. But he is surprise! She deformed by malnutrition.
Boy: But mother, I no are like grandma.
Mother: Eat anyway. Is no potato.
Estonian walk in bar with poodle under one arm and salami under other. Eat salami first.
Estonian: Is so cold.
All: How cold is?
Estonian: Very. Also dark.
Three young Estonian boy talking. One ask, "What your favorite drink?"
"Urine" other boy say.
All boy agree.
Estonian girl is say, "I want go America one day."
Father say, "I send you America."
Daughter is thank father. Make tears of happy. Father use for salty potato.
Father think moment, say, "Daughter, I no send you America."
Potato is more salt.
Estonian man walk into bar. He knock out and die of freeze.
Estonian soldier rape girl, but girl make child. Soldier no need child, so sell for potato.
Soldier is have idea. Soldier try idea.
Soldier is feel sad. No small potato.
What is time in Estonia when soldiers is rape daughter and all friends is send to Gulag?
All the time.
Is Estonian couple have been marry 60 years! But for long times, is no making sex. For 60th wedding anniversary, wife is buy for husband hooker for the have sex! Hooker is arrive at door one fine day and is say to husband, "Hello! I here give you super sex!" Man is say, "Oh! I will have the soup." Then hooker is say, "What? You have soup? Why you no told this?"
Estonian is rub lamp find genii. Genii say, "What is three wishes?" Estonian say, "I wish potato!" Then, POOF! Potato! Estonian so happy! "Oh! Is potato! Is potato!" say Estonian. Genii ask, "What is next wish?" Estonian is say, "I wish you go away so can enjoy potato!" POOF! Too bad. Also, was only lamp.
A foreigner in a Estonian bar tells the following joke to the bartender: A red-skin potato, an Idaho potato, and a Estonian potato are on an airplane. One of the wings snap off. The red-skin potato turns to the Idaho potato and says, "There are only two parachutes!" The Idaho potato replies, "That's fine. Estonians don't have potatoes!"
The bartender thinks for a moment, and replies, "Where did potatoes land?"
Estonian peasant girl skips through village road and is run down by local commisar.
Father is saddened, as had been promised fine mule from family in next village for her hand.
"Oh Comrade Commissar, who will pick our potato now?"
Kindly Commissar give him four potato for loss of girl.
That night father is execute by Secret Police for hoarding potato.
Three Estonian sit at bar.
First Estonian say, "Is good day. Find potato in yard."
Second Estonian say, "Is better day. Find two potato in yard."
Third Estonian say, "Is best day. Get execute tonight."
Estonian scientist work hard for glory of nation. After many years scientist find way to make many potato out of single potato.
Funding for project stop, not enough potatoes.
Estonian boy walk through forest one day and find potato.
Boy rushes home and finds family is starved to death.
Boy no have to share potato. Is glorious day.
Estonian run into village with news.
"American arrive! Bring many potato!"
American is not bring potato. Is bombs.
Man asks Estonian: Why you've built only one room in your house?
Estonian say: Because no point to build less.
A Croatian, an Latvian, and a Estonian are in a bar. The croatian says: "I hungry!" The Latvian say: "I have starving!" The Estonian...has been dead for three weeks.
Seamaiden
Living dead girl
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Oh my God, I only got about a third of the way through and I had to stop reading. I'm dying of laughter here. If we had a rolling on the floor laughing guy, I'd be him. Err... her.
Premise is ridiculous. Who have two potato? Fucking LAUGH MY ASS OFF!!! I've gotta hit my local Ukrainian with these, man. The Miwuk won't get it.
Premise is ridiculous. Who have two potato? Fucking LAUGH MY ASS OFF!!! I've gotta hit my local Ukrainian with these, man. The Miwuk won't get it.
Chronic Monster
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:D :D :D :D :D
[YOUTUBE]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E14kNqMwD6s[/YOUTUBE]
[YOUTUBE]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E14kNqMwD6s[/YOUTUBE]
Chronic Monster
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This shit is hilarious :D gota zoom in to read it though :joint:
Chronic Monster
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Chronic Monster
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This one made me think of you Sea :giggle
Chronic Monster
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one mo:)
feel the pain :D :giggle
[YOUTUBE]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xy9gyca2sgQ[/YOUTUBE]
feel the pain :D :giggle
[YOUTUBE]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xy9gyca2sgQ[/YOUTUBE]
DreadNeck
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Oh my god dude!! That's the funniest thing I've heard in a long time!!
I'm borrowing this one!!
Chronic Monster
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[YOUTUBE]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jCVGWYfd-Jo[/YOUTUBE]
Seamaiden
Living dead girl
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All day.
My dream job, mang. Wait a minute! I'm livin' the life! AAAAAAHH HA HA HA HA HA HAAAA!!! I smoke it to mah hed.
My dream job, mang. Wait a minute! I'm livin' the life! AAAAAAHH HA HA HA HA HA HAAAA!!! I smoke it to mah hed.
jeffadies
Garden of Dreams Seed Co
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[YOUTUBE]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ulIOrQasR18[/YOUTUBE]
Chronic Monster
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Thats awesome jeff :D
jeffadies
Garden of Dreams Seed Co
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Ive been rollin all day over it. Fuck coasters i use a little plate instead!
K
Kief Stoned
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Did You Steal My Plants!!?!?!?!
[YOUTUBE]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zqaLazna2t4[/YOUTUBE]
[YOUTUBE]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zqaLazna2t4[/YOUTUBE]
GanjaGardener
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just got back to this. funny as hell, kief stoned. some of the others from that collection are pretty good too. ahh! good. more posts to check out. ^^^
Burning Marijuana Video
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f_Hu9wJfvnE
(I don't know how to link video to play in post)->???
<iframe width="420" height="345" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/f_Hu9wJfvnE?rel=0" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>
methinks that the uploader has a sense of humor given his user name is gay singles.
Burning Marijuana Video
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f_Hu9wJfvnE
(I don't know how to link video to play in post)->???
<iframe width="420" height="345" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/f_Hu9wJfvnE?rel=0" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>
methinks that the uploader has a sense of humor given his user name is gay singles.
K
Kief Stoned
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Put the youtube video URL between these ( remove the xxx's ) -
[YOUTUBExxx] PUT VIDEO URL HERE [/YOUTUBExxx]
:hi
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