Giving away a Magical Butter machine

[Moe.Red]

YUP - just that. This thing has been sitting collecting dust since I got my Rotovap a few years ago. Perhaps someone can put it to good use?

I have no idea how many people might want this, if there are more than one I'll decide based on who makes me laugh the hardest.

I'll pick up ground shipping in the US. If going international, we'll figure something out.

Cheers!

 

[JSH1973]

That's really nice of you, fair play man
I don't know how to make you laugh unless I know a little bit about your sense of humour.....
What do you like best.... Racist or Dead Baby jokes LOL

 

[Observationist]

i like bread, infact i love bread, with this, i could make butter

for all the bread i eat.

 

[Neuro]

I would probably use it to make body butter. I'd be willing to not send you a picture of me slathered in it....

 

[mysticepipedon]

I promise I will not post a pic of me slathered in butter, if I win.

I can make no guarantees regarding Crisco. Maybe for one of those Nugsmashers...

 

[Moe.Red]

So the idea is to make me laugh, not scar my subconscious with dudes slathering themselves with ANYTHING.

I think I'd rather have a racist dead baby. Man this could go bad...

 

[dreamnfox]

Last time i made butter, and cookies with it. My mother in law was visiting. I warned her to start slow but when i wasn't looking she ate 3 cookies. We were heading out to see a haunted house here in Colorado. On the way she just starts throwing up all over herself. I stop the car and we get her a little cleaned up. At this point she says she is fine, we can still go. Now I a am trying very hard not to laugh because she is literally covered in puke. We took her home and went to the haunted house a few days later, with only one cookie that time. Now she listens when i recommend dosages to her. She sure does love my treats.

 

[Jbl613]

Hippy walking along wearing one shoe. Another hippy sees him and calls out,

'Hey man, you lose a shoe?'

"Nope, found one"

 

[Moe.Red]

Ok here’s some inspiration

Last chance on this enter as many times as you want. I’ll read the responses over coffee in the am and may the funniest fucker win.

 

[GetOffMyLand]

butter killed my pa.......i would like to thank butter

 

[11Hick11]

What do you call a man "without" a beard!





































A Woman!

 

[1diesel1]

Squirrel got in the building all the employees were freaked out.
Fuckers running around like he owns the place.
Had no clue how he got in the building.
I set a trap, with peanut butter.
I left, 2 hours later I get a call from one of the employees “you got him!!”.
I get back over there,
Squirrels bouncing off the walls covered in peanut butter.
I take the little bastard out side and set him free.
Hour later they call me again,
Fucker ran up the tree was back in the building running around getting peanut butter all over the fucking place!
Aaaghhh!!!

 

[Observationist]

i like bread, infact i love bread, with this, i could make butter

for all the bread I eat

In fact, i have a bread maker it’ll go nicely with it.

 

[quirk]

Last time i made butter, and cookies with it. My mother in law was visiting. I warned her to start slow but when i wasn't looking she ate 3 cookies. We were heading out to see a haunted house here in Colorado. On the way she just starts throwing up all over herself. I stop the car and we get her a little cleaned up. At this point she says she is fine, we can still go. Now I a am trying very hard not to laugh because she is literally covered in puke. We took her home and went to the haunted house a few days later, with only one cookie that time. Now she listens when i recommend dosages to her. She sure does love my treats.

You and your Mother in law were fortunate it was only puke. The cannabis green outs often involve explosive diarrhea along with the projectile vomiting. I speak from experience.

 

[ComfortablyNumb]

So the idea is to make me laugh, not scar my subconscious with dudes slathering themselves with ANYTHING.

I think I'd rather have a racist dead baby. Man this could go bad...

Hey now, if you're not going to be specific, then expect @tobh to drop nude photos of something. As for me, I'm blind so who cares what they post?

 

[tobh]

Hey now, if you're not going to be specific, then expect @tobh to drop nude photos of something. As for me, I'm blind so who cares what they post?

i don't even want to see me naked lol i wouldn't do that to anyone else

 

[ComfortablyNumb]

i don't even want to see me naked lol i wouldn't do that to anyone else

I didn't say you skippy. I was thinking plants... some peoples children's.....

 

[1diesel1]

 

[Moe.Red]

Coffee on board. Tried to put a pretty fan leaf on it then remembered I’m as artistic as a cow with a paint brush stuck up its ass and just dumped it all in

so strong start. I was hoping for that little rascal baby hitler to get stabbed repeatedly. Good times.

then things took a turn and bread became sexually charged epidermal application of perfectly good extract in places it just don’t make sense. Don’t get me wrong I love slathering dudes I just can’t see wasting the weed.

then came the bearded hippie with one shoe who yelled at the kids to get out of his yard while making his mother in law puke. Or something idk I did a wake and bake. someone had the shits too.

finally some action we get to see Samuel Jackson swingin dick only to get it immediately taken off the table?

Then comes the old lady on the news out of nowhere explaining how to keep us from touching each other’s balls. Fukkin gold. Watching that I laughed out loud at the same time as the dude recording it. I have a warm and fuzzy that it was actually @1diesel1 doing the recording and have chosen to believe that even if it was a random clip from the internet.

congrats diesel pm me dat stuff and it will ship Monday. Or… if you want to nominate someone else I’ll ship anywhere.

stay tuned I did lotsa upgrades and I have a crapload of stuff to give away including some spider farmer lights.

 

[oLd1]

What do you call a man "without" a beard!





































A Woman!

Not always!

oLd1