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Its 2015 and people are still smoking cigarettes?
WTF.. was I talking about?..ooops I was stoned...lolI saw a guy almost do that last week at the gas station..He wasn't stoned but I was ...it ripped me right out...lol...
You should just be happy with being alive lolCut school with a buddy, scored a lb of chocolate thai, we did a 360 on a freeway entrance :nailbiting:
smoked some amazing purple kush kief, when i started off to work i forgot what side of the road I should be driving on, I rember tell my self could I get any more high !
there are to many great times to list, and would not trade them for anything :happy:
My buddy had a similar fishing stoner story. We smoked 2 joints on a boat at Lake Crowley trout season opener. My buddy tried to cast his nice kencore pole. Lmfao the fucker snagged my jacket upon casting all I heard was the drag on the reel and ping then I saw the pole go flying kinda like a golfer throwing his club on a bad shot lol. I could not stop laughing. All I could say was I saved his lure. Lmao. His pole is still at the bottom of that lake :happy:My friend grows a NL#5xHaze cross we call the cheese,shit is so stony for the first half hour its incredible,i could tell MANY stories about it,Here are a couple,
Was out on a sportfishing boat and i was up in the bow taking a few hits off a joint early in the morning,not many people up yet and a vietnamese guy walks up and asks if he can hit it?So i say sure and hand him the joint and go to the galley to refill my coffee and BS with the cook and a deckhand for a few,when i come out there are a few guys fishing and the deckie and myself watch the vietnamese guy i gave the joint to rear back to cast and he just throws his whole fucking 600 dollar fishing rod and reel into the water!We were shocked and laughing our ass off!The vietnamese guy just looks at me and says ''Good reed,very good reed"lol.
Another time a buddy was having problems with his truck at a campground about 1/2 hour from me and called me and asked if i would come get his travel trailer and tow it home for him as he was having tripleA come and tow his truck to the dealer,I jumped in my f450 with momma and drove up there.The tow truck still wasnt their for his truck so i started troubleshooting,truck was starting fine but wouldnt go into gear he said and he jumped in to show me,he was almost breaking the shifter off the column trying to get it to go into gear!I started laughing my ass off and he was already pissed and frustrated(and fighting with his old lady)and he started to go off on me now,Then i told him HEY STUPID FUCK put your foot on the brake pedal THEN put it in gear!Truck went right into gear perfectly,lol,still give him shit for that one.
True bro, actually i am lucky I am not spending the rest of my life behind bars, all for a plant :wideyed:You should just be happy with being alive lol