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I had a dream last night that woke me in a cold sweat.
Not my normal nightmares of Iraq.
It was a warm dream. The sun shone on me as I walked in serene meditation.
My hands covered themselves with hash as they brushed gently over the fields of marijuana that covered the Rocky Mountain hillsides endlessly out from my view in all directions from horizon to valley.
I know I was smiling. And then it happened. It all made sense how it could happen this way.
It's just...
There's no money to grow marijuana in Colorado.
Not anymore.
And I'm not going to be able to make money growing it anywhere in the world soon enough.
The truth struck me like a bolt of lighting.
A had a vision where the blessed prophet voters of Colorado had eliminated the drug cartel's most profitable product, allowed police to refocus their attention to greater threats, and opened the pathway for true cannabis cancer research and inspired a shift of consciousness that swept the entirety of the globe.
How?
One simple, shocking and clearly logical truth.
MARIJUANA IS NOW WORTH NOTHING.
What? I know.
Read it again if you have to.
Sounds ridiculous, right?
Read this:
Everyone ID holding citizen in the state of Colorado over the age of 21 can legally possess six, count 'em, six (6) cannabis plants at a time.
Three of these six plants may be flowering adult female plants capable of producing pounds of premium cured and dried marijuana with each and every harvest with the littlest guidance and attention to the plant.
Everyone over 21.
Everyone.
No dark alleys. No outside sources.
No reason for robbery. No more fears.
It's okay now, everybody.
It's okay!
Just a few pots in a south facing window.
To be discussed openly and calmly.
Like a rose, or any other flower.
Maybe like it was an aeromatic herb.
Or a source of grain, fabric and oil.
Without the long legal processes that were necessary to obtain it before, soon in laboratories across the state we may be even capable of speaking of it as a cure to cancer.
It's okay now everyone.
Marijuana is now worth nothing more than the common tomato.
That's right.
Go dig your out your bag of seeds, Colorado.
Offer six to everyone you care about, work with, know, or pass on the street.
Let us dawn this new day with open arms together.
Marijuana is now free!
"I LOVE THE FUTURE!"
-Randy Marsh
Not my normal nightmares of Iraq.
It was a warm dream. The sun shone on me as I walked in serene meditation.
My hands covered themselves with hash as they brushed gently over the fields of marijuana that covered the Rocky Mountain hillsides endlessly out from my view in all directions from horizon to valley.
I know I was smiling. And then it happened. It all made sense how it could happen this way.
It's just...
There's no money to grow marijuana in Colorado.
Not anymore.
And I'm not going to be able to make money growing it anywhere in the world soon enough.
The truth struck me like a bolt of lighting.
A had a vision where the blessed prophet voters of Colorado had eliminated the drug cartel's most profitable product, allowed police to refocus their attention to greater threats, and opened the pathway for true cannabis cancer research and inspired a shift of consciousness that swept the entirety of the globe.
How?
One simple, shocking and clearly logical truth.
MARIJUANA IS NOW WORTH NOTHING.
What? I know.
Read it again if you have to.
Sounds ridiculous, right?
Read this:
Everyone ID holding citizen in the state of Colorado over the age of 21 can legally possess six, count 'em, six (6) cannabis plants at a time.
Three of these six plants may be flowering adult female plants capable of producing pounds of premium cured and dried marijuana with each and every harvest with the littlest guidance and attention to the plant.
Everyone over 21.
Everyone.
No dark alleys. No outside sources.
No reason for robbery. No more fears.
It's okay now, everybody.
It's okay!
Just a few pots in a south facing window.
To be discussed openly and calmly.
Like a rose, or any other flower.
Maybe like it was an aeromatic herb.
Or a source of grain, fabric and oil.
Without the long legal processes that were necessary to obtain it before, soon in laboratories across the state we may be even capable of speaking of it as a cure to cancer.
It's okay now everyone.
Marijuana is now worth nothing more than the common tomato.
That's right.
Go dig your out your bag of seeds, Colorado.
Offer six to everyone you care about, work with, know, or pass on the street.
Let us dawn this new day with open arms together.
Marijuana is now free!
"I LOVE THE FUTURE!"
-Randy Marsh