Love this pic spare , if you were filming my facial expressions.....first eyes squinty , like Clint Eastwood , then all sympathetic like watching someone fall down and trying to pick them up . Then all eyebrows raised together on my head like " what the fuck " next , eyes rolling and head shaking , like ......
I can't believe I'm trying to figure this out ...... Then ha Haa that spare is such a character !!
Love it
Yes ! You must ! Revive those mature males in the scorching desert sun in a cardboard box
You better just DO IT ! I don't want any excuses.....
yeah... these r the very same ones ur threatening my job over
just like u ordered
easy sause
extra cheesy
-true story
sorry i had to bolt
leaving u with an old yeller state of being
i owed Larry the roofer a quarter
couldn't get my shit together
in time to
"plug a hole" at a closed, "massage parlour"
caught him on the road
on his way to the club
nearly taking out a family of 5.5
going the opposite direction
with my 45mph 180
my lovely g mentioned wanting to take the quad out
I'm so sick of pumping tirez
so i let ltr drive ahead
since the club wasn't open for another 40 minutes
so i screeched back home
careening over a cliff n through 5 washes
fixed to tires
used the green goop
that work for anyone?
ever?
jumped it
burned off shit fuel
did 15 laps around the property
turned over the keys
and made it to the club
40min after, "bumping into him"
new nascar pit record
btw
think she took it out
no comment
but
as it was the first time she'd expressed
interest in doing something physical n outside
besides some private
naked moments
i heard her
i listened
it was available to her
and if the green slime i exploded on the garage floor works
i should probably get some more
and it'll b available to her
the next time she wants to have a private
naked moment
here's my man
3 war veteran
tailgunner bill
who do u think
insisted on the princess crown
90 some years old
blind n low light
still a rebel and a good sport
he recognized the kid
prayers answered
there's a group of 4 nonsmokers
who don't care to b beaten by the kid
because they kicked my ass
from nov to april
well
the last two time i seen em
including today
ran all 4 of em
and the 2nd game
one of the roughest 90yr old veteran gangs in the club's
one of 2 hubbies
in this fearsome crew of usual suspects
pushed a few
with the bridge
in game 3
his wife needed me to hold the bridge
in place
in game four
i played hubby #2
again
and as i wiped the floor with him
with a couple banks; one of which was
a specifically called
double bank
and game 3
wifey
did c nor hear
both
pointing n call
because it wasn't an obvious shot
having called all the unexpecteds
she's squealing like a pig
not to mention
the only reason her shingles n arthritis let her play today
was cause of my topicals
and it's not her game
her man knows he's going down
and so when Larry the roofer showed up for his turn
i played the kid
like i always do
and they could see we were having the most fun in the bar
ltr was off n we don't play to beat each other
we play to better our games n have fun
so u could tell they were smoked
when i let him take it
he n i
both screwin around
like pooltrotterz
alas
i have no money to play n beer n the fridge
so i paid him the quarter he loaned me
yesterday
with the fucking dime
that cheap son of a bitch
insisted for the exorbitant vig
claiming he collects dimes
pfft
scrooge
so Wednesday
i dunno
some fucking day
we'd finished the commander's roof
turned down his money
sorta
and opted for two coronas
at the legion we passed
goin to town
returning
we needed naps
townies r like energy vampires
sucking the life out of u
like that waitress in south bend
lord
u know the one
and that money grubbing whore
oh
and the blonde freak from
fort worth
with the 6lb bowling ball grip
and the x's
ummm... darth maul
double edged sword
for bunco night
and things which should not have been forgotten
were
so i yelled
-sc
hey, kid, u owe me two beers
for the club muckymuck's roof
i try to stay out of earshot for
what's none of my biz
don't mind sayin
outta 1689.9
I'm a lil dehydrated
he forgot about the beers
so i said my goodbyes
came home
northbound train?
i dunno shit kicked in
4 hot links
bag o romaine
piece of strawberry cake
half g's hand rolled
flakey
home made
pot pie slice
i brought her
last night
hers was like stoffers ass
mine, last night, was a heaven of chicken
broccoli
sharp chedda n some grated parmesan i melted over it
oh, yeah...
those ol bitties
probably made fun of Adelaide Hawley Cumming as a kid in amishec
in school in 1918
during the last pandemic
i gotta b honest, here
I'm thinkin corona
although modelo came up in conversation
last night
but mosh kinda fucked modelo for me
for the rest of my days
i bet mosh woulda told jezuz
his shop was all out of fish n bread
too
could just as easily ended
like jim jones
if mosh had been in charge of the punch bowl in Guyana
back in 78
did u guys know beachchair was actually one of the 60 survivors
-true story
hey wolverine
nice job with the airbrushing, today
there's my boy with doc holiday
u know those kids from the movie
secks drive (non alcoholic)
doc has pretty sick game
for a dentist
he just doesn't know how to close
but
he could fill a cavity
and a hole
with
promix
over ur body
i suspect
