Paying respects to the natives

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Smokey503ski

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Hahaha I was always told of your mountain girlfriends "You don't break up, you just lose your turn..."


Truth to the 3:1 ratio in Denver. More like 10:1 in the mountains!

It is so true. You don't lose your girl, you lose your turn.

That is how it is up there. Serious the ratio is at least 8-1 if not more, then you take account for supper fatties and then it goes up.
a 10 in the Mountains is a 3 in the City. Live up there for a while and your standards DROP big time. Unless you like watchin porn by yourself.
 
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Thanks for letting us cone to your home. Seems like there aren't to many natives around though.
 
MileHighChic

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OMG..Smokey, that Shocker is some funny shit. Wow! 2 in the cooter, 1 in the pooper. LOL

Anyways, I'm a city girl but it sounds like there is some trashy stuff going on in the mountains. Never a shortage of men here.

RMCG- I don't think it was me at the WTG. What is that, anyways?
 
Green Mopho

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Hahaha I was always told of your mountain girlfriends "You don't break up, you just lose your turn..."


Truth to the 3:1 ratio in Denver. More like 10:1 in the mountains!

Supposedly Colorado has one of the best female to male ratios of any state in the country....problem is most of those females are already married or total lesbos that drive a subaru...
 
MileHighChic

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ha ha..not the crazy bitches I know here! I would say most of my friends are pretty hot and single, ready to mingle and are not carpet munchers. Yellow, black, white, brown, red..we got them all. I guess it just depends where you go hang out.
 
Smokey503ski

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Supposedly Colorado has one of the best female to male ratios of any state in the country....problem is most of those females are already married or total lesbos that drive a subaru...

That is only true when Breck is having some sort of competition. Then the girls come out to play. We used to love it when the Canadian Girls snowboarding team came into town. It was game on (There all sluts). THen you can REALLY tell the difference in locals. There is a HUGE difference in out of towners and local girls. The locals are the last one picked in Dodgball and get pissed when the bar closes and there stuck with no one to take them home.
 
MileHighChic

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Last time I've checked..we were driving Beemers, Porsche and Benz. LOL..too funny.

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good friend being crazy
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okay, those are fake but still looks good.
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We like to 4-wheel and puff tuff!
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BRrr...
Yeah...I don't need to prove myself but just open some people's eyes a little. Sure there are a lot of ugly girls in Colorado, I bet. lol
 
MileHighChic

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and we are voted the healthiest state in the nation! My girls are always hiking, swimming, biking, mountain climbing, dancing in the clubs, skiing and snowboarding! oh..and gardening, of course.
 
Green Mopho

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ha ha..not the crazy bitches I know here! I would say most of my friends are pretty hot and single, ready to mingle and are not carpet munchers. Yellow, black, white, brown, red..we got them all. I guess it just depends where you go hang out.

I was mostly speaking for North Boulder from the point of view of 30 somethings...but sure why not, party on...I never saw Colorado as a place with ugly people...this is a beautiful place with beautiful people...just glad to be a part of the madness....
 
Smokey503ski

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Where are your pics at? Lol.

I guess I was in the wrong county. Wrong friends also. Wish I was your friend when I lived in Co.
 
Green Mopho

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Colorado is up there in the healthy people department...could be worse...
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Smokey503ski

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The funny thing about that pic with the fatties is they are in a barn.
 
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