POTorNOT, NEEDS? crazy concierge

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NOTPOT

how to belittle a beer

flush will have to wait

company comin

technically, not my fault

i have preparations to make

and

just found prolly another oz of cured, godfather og

company, better know an ubber driver

I'm about to break some people

 

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spin em, if ya got em! music, maestros!

let's c whatcha got!

 

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next rotation, I'm prolly gonna go with seedsmans search features, to insure- every terp, every cannabinoid... every droplet.
not just- the collection n hope i have em covered. i think they have that ability, in their filter features, for strainz so i don't have to crawl up the bumz, of 5,000+, known strains.

 

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[Moshmen]

i want those clamping, forceps/hemostats! i have the hundread tweezer set... should've grabbed... u know, it wouldn't kill u diy, bowlers to make a couple very pot specific tools. a seedostat, curved/straight... locking and nonseedcrushin, would b extremely helpful! maybe even gyroscope levelled so when i shake from pot withdrawals (never know), i don't scrape the tails!

jaguar makes a good point about the bowling team, diversity. shoulda dropped some pennies n skirt checked. ain't nobody dunking the courts, on grass... i believe i just may not know how to speak to a lady.... it's a valid point... who hangs picks at 8'... besides my bedroom, as a kid... not a bit of paint, nor popcorn, which wasn't covered with some vealzyland, gland, padang padang, easter island, pipeline, Mavericks Maldives, surf pic.

regardless of which team ya bowl for, it's nice to meet you, dr J.


some of us weren't raised rich, diesel... we couldn't afford to practice our seed insertion, so to speak... that was only for ages 18 & up...

the last pic... bet his pics were 8'...

Ya know if started smokin you would have a couple pair of hemos . Lol

 

[Moshmen]

NOTPOT

how to belittle a beer

flush will have to wait

company comin

technically, not my fault

i have preparations to make

and

just found prolly another oz of cured, godfather og

company, better know an ubber driver

I'm about to break some people

That bottle in Spanish? Wtf you run out of American Coronas ? Lol
It’s all modela anyways right?

 

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potbutnot

but this story... have your children

leave the room.

this story is brought to you by

the growers of... .... .... pot

 

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how many of you have been to the mother ship

more importantly

ever seen ur xxx get boned by an alien

 

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did she get his number

was he good to her

do aliens

return the favor

or was it the pot he was smokin

 

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so.... one person at the table

is crazy

another has visits from apparently horny starmen

one has ghost n spirit stories

and one... silent

what better time

than to test... the godfather og oil

 

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man...

you could've sold tickets to

i dunno

the earth

swallowed a day

 

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and as long as we're at it

a breakfast buffet

northbound train

atf x cbd glue tide

ghost train haze

atf straight up

and

godfather og

i smoked em out

i might have broken something

 

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by my lips

because one should always be a good host

-sc
if stuff is happening thatcha don't believe in
so... one tries to have an open mind
at what point
does one call bullshit
that guy is crazy!
or say that just because i haven't experienced it
doesn't mean it's not possible
because we do have the veteran mit jpl guy... and i know ocean view blvd, i know la cañada, flintridge... and he knew the name of my fav pizza place, there so it ain't like i didn't vet the guy's story... to the best of my ability.

so the guy says

the same thing I've been saying about
perspective of the same life
and a bunch of crap i forget
ever talk into a mirror
that's what it was like
and i was listening
intently

yeah

want my autograph
i just had a guy who's ex knows elvisalien de fabio du porné
smoke my pot

and lived to tell the tale

 

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and this'll really bake ur noodle

it was his girlfriend

who

besides having

7!!! weinerdogs... [obviously, y they stay at his place...]

WAS

SILENT

and she's with a dood who commonly has visits

from starmen

can u possibly imagine

what stories

she must have

bytches b crazy!

they're neighbors

very cool people

guy brings eggs to my neighbors

extremely compassionate people

man

do they know how to pick em

i hope they're tellin their friends

-neighbor
man!
the sparetires, b crazy!
you should hear their stories!

we had the best time!

-the roller coaster is a fun ride

 

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dear aliens

if you happen to shade my home

1. i will shoot you

with my red rider

2. i have

a weinerdog

3. or

we can get high

4. because

my days of strange

ok, but if she speaks with a Czech accent and goes by Svetlana... we'll see...

are over

but...

i might know a guy...

whatcha got, that's cured???

 

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no guest it complete

without a personally rolled

charas nug

bye

go time

out of necessity

cause that's the kinda stickyicky
we grow

at the farm

and y'all know what

oh silent one

put me weed

to the test

she rolled a joint

with stickyicky

no problemo

on the draw

 

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but i will never understand

the look people make

when ya hand em a couple zips
in a mason jar
with a boveda

YOU WILL NOT

RUIN MY POT

and ya say

-sc
mason jars come dear
keep the boveda
can i get the jar
sooner than later

the LOOK

is always the same


like if the dood had asked for the briefcase back

in pulp fiction

hey man... he could spare the pulp...
briefcases
don't come cheap!

 

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invention

black mason jars

or at least try

like michelobe

or black gloves

for them

to make em light tight-ish

 

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these folks

had a unique perspective

on a virus

passing cell phones

sharing joints

and bongs

and munchies

have the gear

if u want em to wear it

but ain't runnin

from statistics

sooo... willing to grasp cellular poopoo

willing to swap spit on a doob, or bong

not big on handshakes

it's not a judgment

an observation of social changes

we used to

shake hands

i will miss this practice

and grandfather's

first impression

first measure

of a man

 

[jaguarlax]

invention

black mason jars

or at least try

like michelobe

or black gloves

for them

to make em light tight-ish

amber???

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