POTorNOT, NEEDS? crazy concierge

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neighbor penny came by
g opened the door
neighbor penny
feels a skunk dies
when air passes through the house
she appreciates that i keep my windows closed

for added levity
we say
-sc
would it kill u to do a little baking
don't return without lemon poppyseed muffins
...

 

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subject line
fears of nationalization of blablablavirus

hate to b the bearer of bad news

he already did it

marched his buddies n fellow criminals right on stage

and monetized it for publicly traded companies

whatever

just focus on the Qball

 

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bet if i googled
top 5 viral engineers, or whatever they're called
all share prices of all 5, will b on the rise... possibly 52wk highs... definitely above moving avgs
and nun
of which
would b in a blind trust
by end of trading day... retro speakin...

 

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we share our discoveries and observations here

free of charge

information

and experience

being the most valuable commodity we possess

and

we give it away

we... our leaderz...

monetized the race for the cure

and

celebrated em

for doing it

will the top 5 drug designers, be sharing intel
similarly

which

belongs behind barz

 

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ok

I'm fucked up

beer's been warm n the cooler, from the get go

too lazy to grab ice

didn't want g goin to the trouble

i trained for years

to drink warm beer

 

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now... as my lovely g
gave a blind man
a ride home
last night

from the club

i guess it is

contagious

she bought a couple rounds

too

c

told ya so

 

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it's a controlled high

i guess u could say

like a beer buzz

vs drunk

i wouldn't drive

i can tell I'm trashed

but subjectively speaking

it ain't shit

pain relief wise

working great

epidural dual effects

absolutely

oral surgery- definitely not

and I'm not high enough

to have surgery done on me

at this point

but man

do i have the munchies

g says i might b burned, again

except

with more gusto

than my translation

and

bytch

is willing to cook!

what do i do!

I'd rather have a bj

i hate to take advantage

but man

does

blablabla

sound good!

 

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fuck it

i sold her on bland chicken patties

fry up some

fine

but

i have....chicken cordon bleu

little seasoning

little parmesan

lil browned butter

a lil searing of flavor

fuck it

I'll cook

she don't need to know... bout the latter

 

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did not know about the bacon

pistachios and cranberries

double boiler

oh yes

this is happening

 

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crush up some cheesy croutons

cheat a bit

on the high fly

 

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for g

I'll figure out something else

what can u do to chicken

which hasn't already been done to

it

sooo... double boiler so we don't

fuck the butter

a lil spicy ranch

lil famous Dave's devil's spit

lil panda Express

mandarin teriyaki sauce

lil long grain and wild...

let's do this

my turn

lil cran

lil staccio

 

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white trash style

this is how we knew

ben & jerry

were stoners

 

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should've used extra virgin

olive oil

o well

not too late for me

 

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nm... we make do

coconut oil and oops

on the balsamic vinegar

 

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high speed

white trash marinade

a few expensive oc cali rehabs

a really cool

snob of a drunk house

roommate

a blue something sous chef crackhead customer

and a serious affinity for

my girl giving the best dam head

on the planet

with a double major

in the munchies

 

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we gonna fry the shit outta these bland patties

drenched in flavor

now

carmelize those sugars

and c what's what

she likes the cranberries

i like her clothes on the bedroom floor

better whip something up

for weinerdog

 

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c what i mean

might as well be five crowns'

crab patties

 

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what's that one breakfast place

man

i want some legs Benedict, now

some good hollandaise sauce

eggberts? Hawaii?

chester drawers

Newport beach

oh... mimi's cafe

they're not so bad