so then
give momz a peck
beating gump out of the foozball stadium
runnin to the club
two inches down on my first xx
kicking ash on the pool table
and larry the roofer ringalings
shiiiit
busted
he was gonna call if he wanted a whipping boy
assumed he'd call
if he wanted to run amuck
no call and i had to run up laughlin's cross state lines tobacco products
his neighbor n tenant
who has no biz drivin on, or off road
after his daily regiment/veteran's valley victory bar crawl
is stuck in a wash
one way to his house is a blast to the offroad path
one commonly ops for
with minimal paint cactuses n creosotes
the other is rutted dirt road
but ya won't get stuck
making reservations for a new front end
he may have chosen
poorly
or
been so fucking tossed
a wash jumped out n ran him off the road
regardless
the very grouchy 306 yr ol veteran neighbor
obviously
my kinda guy
has purchased one a corona
before
word on the street was
this was a historical event
so
packed up the stick
spilled a droplet on the french ticklin beard
and one more on my solar plexus
downing the rest
with gusto
said my abbreviated goodbyes
n hot n lead footed it...
right passed my fucking turn
seriously
one beer
f!
found a utility trail I'd only risked to quad on
previously
figuring i could use a lil warmup
n ditch exit for rough nighted, larry the roofer
next thing ya know
I'm thinkin
one should text diesel n confirm
traction control can suck it
because
at 60mph in an inch of sand
i can feel I'm drifting and the traction control is hyperventilating
and I'm thinkin
diesel would know!
traction control has zero instincts
for what dangers lie ahead
and when we know the capabilities of our poop
condition of tires breaks
how drifting effects
inertia/momentum
stopping distances for wildlife
losing traction is a favor
fucking traction control... ya don't exactly wanna b rollin straight
driftin at 60 in a ghetto sled
diesel
what's ur take on this?
sure
it'll let a rookie stop
straight
if not already hydroplaning
but on a curve
shiiiit
only time i feel like rollin in the sands of lands of all things that kill
is when one forgets to turn that deadly shyyyt off!
judges?
who's with me!
so i roll up on the grump
and maybe he thought we had an uber not from vegas
or something
cause he walks around like I'm not feeling a lil disgruntled about the vast wastedfullness of the xx i couldn't slurp off my beard n a friggin desert!
so i tell another scrooge
door locked
window down
still exhausting my second hand freebies
-sc
u know
ur kind of a grouch
I'm not movin an inch
until u flash me a smile
i thought
he'd either break
slug me
or start shuffling n the sand
and i told em
-sc
u know
u need to b more professional about this
u know ur not supposed to b driving
after 1347
& it's like 1600
now
like my man
there
when he n i go into a ditch
at least one of us makes it home
maybe u should come back to the other club with us
for a change
so emwe can school u.....
ahem... sir
he gave me the finger and a grunt
I'd never heard him grunt
before
not
like that...
anyway
and one thought...
hmmm... one supposes smiles r subjective
john Merrick used to do the same thing when he smiled
minus the drool
for mr Merrick
i mean
and cigar
so i take a chance
unlock the door
we get to his i duuno
probably 90s square HEAVY chevy truck
dug in
just over the old school
solid state
radio antenna
and tailgate
wondering if they intended to bury hoffa
too
larry the digger
head to toe sand paint and lickdog
hostile neighbor
clean as a whistle
u know how it is, diesel
how hard can it really b
to bury a midget
the hands reaching through the 2'
burms
looked bigger so i paid them no mind
but the waving ones kreeped me out
soooo an hour later
back at the club
safe n sound
with one of my best friends
corona
and some short guy
Larry the roofer
and yesterday's police chase
was all abuzz
shame nobody thought to keep it under their hat
guilty til proven innocent
and now
her parents will have broken hearts
imho
because of what has allegedly happened
the wonderful lady i view as a queen n club royalty
who lives breathes drinks n smokes like a champ
on o2
was likely seen n hugged n kissed by her daughter
the very last time her daughter was likely
to c her mother
alive
i refer to this royal queen
as
mom
the entire family exudes musical talent
charm
hard work
integrity
minus the one
transgender
we read my experiences with
don't make these people's lives
any harder
than they already r
it's not a choice
consider
if one has spiritual and judgmental preconceived notions about transgendered gay poly bi etc
does your god/s
make mistakes
so when a hermaphrodite
has relations with a woman?
man?
if ur straight
u want someone tellin u
drop the soap
if u gay
u want someone tellin u
go the other way
they're human
too
just
like
we
u want someone tellin u how to live
then stfu
it's easy
when the shoes
don't have to fit us
for us to tell em which direction to travel
always easier said
than done
she may b in her 40s
and responsible for her own actions
i have a feeling she's paid
her entire life
and if 40some years told me
this is what it costs to b me
this is my budget
if i don't do...
this will happen
i can't imagine
trying to get a job
a home
a hamburger
being treated
the way i myself
have treated people
just like her
in the past
as some of u know
my late best friend's son
burned up in an abandoned apartment in vegas in February
i had lived with this boy
years ago
when jimmy took me in
through my divorce
with the money grubbing whore
and his son
bryan
was a transgender
a literal genius
and very talented painter/doodler/cartoonist n tattoo artist
Disney had offered him a career
as their main peter pan
in an Asian Disney property
he and his babby mama
used to work knotts scary farm as teenagers
yes
these people r dear to me
even the one
who fucked me over
shame
az is not the best state
to get popped in
don't we still hang people here?
i recall the renowned sheriff arropayo (sp, to b sure) and his pink underwear
being extremely effective, yet tough on crime
so my figuring on a year
mmmm
she'll probably go to the big house
just a training ground
for recidivism
hope she does herself a fav
n asks to serve
in a rehab
will pray for her
dunno who to
just will
rarely
do i have to kick in
4wd
I'm feeling a lil undergunned n disappointed
in the v6
didn't even have the guts
to spin at all
til i finessed it a bit
it's not my forte
besides Larry the roofer and his tenant
i don't recall offloading with people who didn't know how
and mostly
learned sand
locking in the transaxles of big trucks
tryin to get stuck
wettin the tirez
he might wanna let some air out
next time he tries to dig n for the night
good evening fellas
I'm diggin in for the night.
I'll catch y'all on the flip side
nice to make your acquaintance
arrrr! mr pirate
hope to c u around
might not wanna follow my thread
at least kill alerts
imma troll n waster o time
I'm just not right
sorry
hope u stay
there r so many talented people here
tbh
most other sites r strictdix
ur n a great place
tunz n tons of experience here
i would b the least of these
i would recommend starting a journal
so anytime u need a second opinion
discoveries u might share
this is a great place to settle down
with the right woman
for the evening
how r u
how is your family
are u treating someone
targeting specific ailments
i have a knack for finding shyt
if i may b of service
please do not hesitate
if i cannot
i probably know who to blame
or
who can
welcome to the shitshow
i think i remember u
i think i might've gone cookoo
on u
i apologize
