The Crystal Palace is back, now with a Spiderfarmer SE5000.

[ComfortablyNumb]

was that before your hip replacement?

I wish it was replaced but they ain't getting near me with a freakin knife. Mines bigger.
One of these days I'll have to post a shot of my blades.

 

[tobh]

I wish it was replaced but they ain't getting near me with a freakin knife. Mines bigger.
One of these days I'll have to post a shot of my blades.

well shit, with how the VA operates, you'll be in the grave before they can schedule you. might as well do it yourself.

 

[ComfortablyNumb]

well shit, with how the VA operates, you'll be in the grave before they can schedule you. might as well do it yourself.

I'd rather limp.

 

[BionicKroniK]

i bought my lady a BOB. helps me, help her

Don't go giving CN any BOB ideas!

@ComfortablyNumb...And NOOOOO! NO BOB! *Rolls eyes @CHA*

 

[ComfortablyNumb]

Why? BOB's a great friend! Who else will let you beat him senseless all the time?

 

[tobh]

Don't go giving CN any BOB ideas!

@ComfortablyNumb...And NOOOOO! NO BOB! *Rolls eyes @CHA*

don't knock BOB. i can give you two some direct product links that will change EVERYTHING nothing wrong with a little assistance in the boudoir

 

[ComfortablyNumb]

Wait... which Bob are we talking about here?

 

[tobh]

Why? BOB's a great friend! Who else will let you beat him senseless all the time?

looking for a stint in the desert are ya?

 

[tobh]

Wait... which Bob are we talking about here?

ok i'm just as confused. i don't think we're all on the same page here.

 

[ComfortablyNumb]

This is Bob.

Body
Opponent
Bag

Bob has a bad attitude and needs to be beaten daily.

 

[ComfortablyNumb]

Somehow I think your BOB means 'Batteries On Board'.

 

[tobh]

This is Bob.

Body
Opponent
Bag

Bob has a bad attitude and needs to be beaten daily.
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NOT the same BOB.This is BOB (a rather shitty version imo. MUCH better options are available, for couples)

Battery
Operated
Boyfriend

BOB has a great attitude and improves the experience for her while taking care of the lady when we're hurting/tired/simply not in the mood. BOB is a great companion.

 

[tobh]

nice knowin' y'all if that gets me banned

 

[ComfortablyNumb]

I like my BOB better.

 

[ComfortablyNumb]

The only problem with your Bob is he's only good for 30 days. I can beat mine anytime.

 

[tobh]

I like my BOB better.

don't knock the toys until you try em man. game changers.

 

[ComfortablyNumb]

Dude. Think Aardvark and raw honey with some horsey sauce on the side. Asians are freaks.

 

[tobh]

The only problem with your Bob is he's only good for 30 days. I can beat mine anytime.

negative. check out oh my bod @BionicKroniK . they pricey but their gear is, well, you just need to experience it as a couple.

i'm off this one lol tmi for the public space.

 

[ComfortablyNumb]

Lets just say that when we were young and had a large sandbox, we had all the accessories. Since then we've ... minimized.

 

[BionicKroniK]

nice knowin' y'all if that gets me banned

Double checking to see who's thread this is...

@Dirtbag...You had ONE job!