Tree Farmer Anonymous... who needs to join?

[Capulator]

Do you have a a hard time containing your excitement when you are with your trees?
Do your trees make you lose focus on the rest of the world?
Does the smell of trees wake you up in the middle of the night?

Perhaps you need help. Perhaps you need to vent here in Tree Farmers Anonymous.

Now accepting members willing to share their pictures and experiences.

And remember, TFA is here for you!

:cigar:

 

[shawnskush]

when 2 joints in the morning sounds insufficient and 2 joints in the afternoon will not make up for it will 2 joints at night really do the trick?

 

[Capulator]

Hello.

My name is Cap, and I am tree farmer. I love them because they are exciting. I have tree on my mind for the better part of the day. Some of my friends also are fond of tree farming, and that also makes it hard to quit.

Thanks for having me here at TFA. :)

 

[Capulator]

when 2 joints in the morning sounds insufficient and 2 joints in the afternoon will not make up for it will 2 joints at night really do the trick?

Hello shawnkush. Thanks for stopping in. I think that perhaps you should try larger joints. Perhaps move on to tulips. I promise if you are smoking 6 tulips a day you will need to visit the hospital due to a non functioning pair of lungs.

 

[MakinGoo]

Yes I have a big problem I even dream about my trees. In my dream I'm mixing new nutes & trying different things on my plants.. Like let's see what the plant does if I do this or let's see what happens if I don't give them this.. I juss can't get my plants out of my head..

I've even made plans 4 when I die.. I want 2 get buried with a pack of seeds 2 take with me 2 the after life.. & I want my people 2 keep planting a clone or seed at my grave site..LOL This great plant will never leave me

 

[shawnskush]

Hello shawnkush. Thanks for stopping in. I think that perhaps you should try larger joints. Perhaps move on to tulips. I promise if you are smoking 6 tulips a day you will need to visit the hospital due to a non functioning pair of lungs.

lol just got over bronchitis for this exact reason:(

 

[shawnskush]

seriously tho devote at least a quarter of my day to tending trees and think about them the rest:D

 

[MakinGoo]

Sic pic Boom.. U can't hide that flick from me..LOL

 

[Capulator]

Boom WTF that was an epic post. Put it back!!! There is no doubt you belong here in TFA

 

[Capulator]

 

[MakinGoo]

WoW that's 1 lucky tree

 

[KennyPowers]

i think and talk about tree all day. even my patients are sick of hearing about it lol.

 

[Ohiofarmer]

^ hahahaha Booom, so true................soooooo trruuueeee.. That just made my day........Take it easy guys

 

[stanknugzz77]

Awww man! I voted 3-5; before I saw, "Can't stop thinking about Tree". RECOUNT!!! LMFAO. Positive vibes...

~nugzz

Edit: I know the feeling, BOOM, baby! Respect!

 

[We Solidarity]

if i could go ten minutes without talking about tree I wonder where my life would be...

 

[stanknugzz77]

In the shitter; where THEY want all of US! Positive vibes...

~nugzz

 

[coloradochem]

I dont have a tree problem. I Can quit whenever i want.

I keep pictures of trees in my wallet. Its just to take the edge off, im not a junkie.

 

[stanknugzz77]

I keep pictures of trees in my wallet. Its just to take the edge off, im not a junkie.

RESPECT! Fuck the edge! I have been there, my whole life. Positive vibes...

~nugzz

 

[GanjaAL]

Everything and everywhere I look I see potential for a grow or to use for the grow. I drive around and do not see houses or garages... I see grow rooms. Solar panels on houses are seen as a way to cut potential growing costs....

I do not have a problem!

 

[Seamaiden]

Ahm sittin' heeyuh smohkun' sum tree, ah say sum TREE, rightchyanaow!

I hug some trees, literally. Not cannabis, that makes me itchy. But, the big black oak on the side of our house... I love that tree. I don't hug the pines, too sappy.