Tree Farmer Anonymous... who needs to join?

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How often do you experience the need for tree?


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GR33NL3AF

GR33NL3AF

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My name is Gr33n and I have been an addict for 4 years now.

I am currently at an all time low with this addiction and feel leaving my trees unattended is just not an option.

When not with my girls I too find myself drawing up potential grow rooms only to discard it soon after.

Even when taking a shit I type out posts like this with my phone because playing Temple Run just doesn't satisfy my thirst for tree.

Your fellow TFA... :(
 
K

kushtrees

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The thought of growing a plant that is smaller than me doesn't make tingle down there anymore... I need a plant that is big enough to hide behind when people come looking for me to ask why I haven't left my growroom in days

I dnt need a higher plant count I need an extra 100 amps, who needs more plants when you have more lights
 
Capulator

Capulator

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Ahm sittin' heeyuh smohkun' sum tree, ah say sum TREE, rightchyanaow!

I hug some trees, literally. Not cannabis, that makes me itchy. But, the big black oak on the side of our house... I love that tree. I don't hug the pines, too sappy.

I thought that might have been you in that youtube vid LOL!!!
 
Capulator

Capulator

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My name is Gr33n and I have been an addict for 4 years now.

I am currently at an all time low with this addiction and feel leaving my trees unattended is just not an option.

When not with my girls I too find myself drawing up potential grow rooms only to discard it soon after.

Even when taking a shit I type out posts like this with my phone because playing Temple Run just doesn't satisfy my thirst for tree.

Your fellow TFA... :(

Welcome to TFA Gr33n. We're here for you. :)
 
Capulator

Capulator

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Everything and everywhere I look I see potential for a grow or to use for the grow. I drive around and do not see houses or garages... I see grow rooms. Solar panels on houses are seen as a way to cut potential growing costs....

I do not have a problem!

It's ok to be in denial, but you need to take the first step and admit you have a problem Al. Don't worry, We are all here for the same reason. Nobody will judge you.
 
midwestdensies

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^^ ahah nice cheese

My name is midwestdensies and I also am a tree addict. I absolutely love big fucking cannabis plants a beautiful site.
 
Capulator

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^^ ahah nice cheese

My name is midwestdensies and I also am a tree addict. I absolutely love big fucking cannabis plants a beautiful site.

MWD,

TFA accepts you with open arms. Welcome to the group. :woot:
 
Theoneandonly Z

Theoneandonly Z

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I am Bo0m, aka Beezie, aka Cap'N Kush, and I am a tree farmer. I smoked my first tree at the tender age of twelve. I was hooked my first time. I know you guys have heard of the skunk weed. Well all it took, was a bag of suger leaf of some homegrown Mi skunk, and this devils weed had me buy the balls.

Buy only 14 I was growing hundreds of plants in my bedroom, under shop lights. I've probably poped as many old school mexi genetics as some of the old heads on hear. I had stash from the 70's and 80's at that age. I raided all my aunts and uncles stash boxs. I was a feindo.

Many years later the bug took ahold of me again. This time to grip me for life. I can't see any turning back at this point. I can't go get a real job like a real man, and work minimum wage. The tree farming has turned me into a pot snob, beer snob, food snob, and a general stuck up stoner. I can't even bang skanks anymore, becouse, If she aint miss High Times material I can't be milkin her cereal.

I want to share with you guys what tree farming has done to me. I'm sorry I dont feel comfortable sharing any of my before pics. But here I am now.
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If I could only go back, to being a jobless loser, or working for minimum wage at Taco Bell. If I could go back to banging hood rats, and takeing bottles back, and slangin dime bags to get dollar menu and a pack of smokes. But this is what I have become. A lazy fuck who sits around on his ass on the couch growing pot instead of working like a real man. It's sad what tree farming will do. Before farming, I could fit all my money in a pocket. Now it's looks like I have elephantitis.
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I live in a barn. Like a fucking animal.
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Plants every were.
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I don't even have a bed room, I sleep in a Loft/Attack, becouse this tree farming is more important.View attachment 295088
Instead the bedrooms are filled with plants.
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I am a tree farmer, and tree farming hasn't exactly ruined my life.

fucking epic post!

much love from a fellow junkie... i mean tree farmer
Z
 

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