Tree Farmer Anonymous... who needs to join?

LexLuthor · Mar 8, 2013

Hi, my name is Lex, I smoked my first tree at the age of 13, I was addicted for years. I would come home late at night after smoking the tree and my mom would see how red my eyes were, then whoop my ass. So I then started to use Visine, but she still knew, and would whoop my ass. The tree had me so bad I didn't care if she beat me or grounded me, I had to smoke that tree.

After about 7 years of battling with the tree, I stopped, but now, about 5 years after I quit smoking the tree, I am now addicted to growing the tree. This is far worse then smoking, I don't think or talk about anything all day except growing my tree's. My girlfriend yells at me about getting a job, but I can't bear the thought of neglecting my tree's for 8-10 hours a day, I just can't stop.

I admit I have a problem, but I don't want to change, I love the tree too much. Here is a pic of my mini-tree's.

Capulator · Mar 8, 2013

lex0415 said:
Hi, my name is Lex, I smoked my first tree at the age of 13, I was addicted for years. I would come home late at night after smoking the tree and my mom would see how red my eyes were, then whoop my ass. So I then started to use Visine, but she still knew, and would whoop my ass. The tree had me so bad I didn't care if she beat me or grounded me, I had to smoke that tree.

After about 7 years of battling with the tree, I stopped, but now, about 5 years after I quit smoking the tree, I am now addicted to growing the tree. This is far worse then smoking, I don't think or talk about anything all day except growing my tree's. My girlfriend yells at me about getting a job, but I can't bear the thought of neglecting my tree's for 8-10 hours a day, I just can't stop.

I admit I have a problem, but I don't want to change, I love the tree too much. Here is a pic of my mini-tree's.

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Even little trees can be hard to quit. welcome to TFA. :lurking:

vaporedout · Mar 8, 2013

my parents were huge believers in "reefer madness" so my first tree was at 21 with my wife. best time weve ever had, now its our "together time" when we smoke.

then the trees...... every day were out there just absorbing D3 and enjoying our garden. there is a certain type of depression that sinks in around november when we realize our trees have served their purpose, thats when THCfarmer comes in, we get our fix from the other members here. then comes january and our teeth start grinding and our skin gets itchy because we know its only a matter of time until we are joined again by our big green friends :) we both are addicts, and you know what...... we dont want help, we can stop at any time :) we just dont want to ;)

Space Cab · Mar 8, 2013

sometimes ya just gotta grow a tree

baba G · Mar 8, 2013

Is that the Octupus OG?? lol Looks awesome and jungly for an indoor plant!

Seamaiden · Mar 8, 2013

Reminds me of a picture of a large spider infected with cordyceps I saw recently.

Hold on...

GR33NL3AF · Mar 8, 2013

Seamaiden said:
Reminds me of a picture of a large spider infected with cordyceps I saw recently.

Hold on...

What the....:wideyed:

putembk · Mar 8, 2013

Don't remember ever being addicted to anything until I grew my first tree (s). Has totally changed my life. Get separation anxiety, cant leave overnight without starting to worry about something going wrong. Do they need water, are the lights working properly, are the fans running...exc.... Love the smell when I first open my tent in the morning. There is NOTHING in the world that smells like it or looks like it. No satisfaction matches when a patient (friend) tries a new strain for the first time and watching that stoned look overtake his face. All I talk about, all I think about. I am haunted by my trees. Please accept my application as I would like to be a part of the movement.

caregiverken · Mar 8, 2013

So nice to know I am not alone :wacky:

caregiverken · Mar 8, 2013

caregiverken said:
So nice to know I am not alone :wacky:

You guys are serious right???o_O
Because I know i am ..I got it bad..

I hope you all are not laughing at me!! :bag:

caregiverken · Mar 8, 2013

shoot, even my ants are stoners!!

putembk · Mar 8, 2013

caregiverken said:
shoot, even my ants are stoners!!

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lmfao

LexLuthor · Mar 8, 2013

caregiverken said:
You guys are serious right???o_O
Because I know i am ..I got it bad..

I hope you all are not laughing at me!! :bag:

I don't know about anybody else, but everything I said is the truth and really did happen. I am addicted to growing, but I don't want to stop. Even if I wanted to stop, I honestly don't think I could.

putembk · Mar 8, 2013

I started growing because I smoked, now I certainly still smoke but take a lot more pride in growing. Now smoking has become secondary. Always go down and check out things downstairs before I even think of smoking. My vegetable garden has gotten way better as well.

MakinGoo · Mar 8, 2013

caregiverken said:
shoot, even my ants are stoners!!

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That is bad ass.. Those r redeye ants

Ohiofarmer · Mar 8, 2013

^hahaha ken thats an awesome photo.......now thats when you know your in-tune with nature! :D Take it easy

LexLuthor · Mar 8, 2013

Holy shit Ken, I had no idea how bad it was for you and your ants :sorry: We are all here to support you bro.

Also, good luck on your clone vs. veg grow, I can't wait to see what happens later in the season :woot: Have you thought about putting that in one of your journals??

Ohiofarmer · Mar 8, 2013

^Yah what happened to all kens outdooow that was running?

dankworth · Mar 8, 2013

Jalisco Kid said:
I do not think you are a real tree tender till you have scars to prove it. JK

Yes.

Ohiofarmer · Mar 8, 2013

Seamaiden said:
I wake up with night sweats every night. I call it "menopause."

Alll this dam high fangled pot forum shit!!!! :banghead: IT strikes again!!! ............Here all this time in my head i had this image of medusa as a young early 20's sandy blonde girl who has a nack for freedom and good herb. maybe golden tan with just nice sized perky knockers, frolicking in the cannabis fields witha bud of stank stuck in here hair, not a dam given in the world.........then reality hits.....dusa is prolly 1.5 times my age and is prolly kickin back hackin loogies smokin a fatty on the front porch tryn to shake the menopause blues:hungover: .........no hard feelings dusa much love:D ........somehow in internet world i always pictured you as a beautiful young mermaid smoking a joint while riding shamooo.......damit, this is almost as worse as the incident with outwest and the dolphin avatar uuuuggghhhhhhh well, looks like my pree bed time dreams will hafta go back to being stranded on an island with a buncha beautiful woman that don't speak english and only herb to survive on. and somehow a hottub makes it to the island, with some mojitos hhhuuuhhhhh:woot: ..........Take it easy

Tree Farmer Anonymous... who needs to join?

Tree Farmer Anonymous... who needs to join?

How often do you experience the need for tree?

I hate tree

once a day

3-5 times a day

6-10 times a day

I can't stop thinking about tree.

LexLuthor

Capulator

likes to smell trees.

vaporedout

Space Cab

baba G

bean sprouts are tasty

Seamaiden

Living dead girl

GR33NL3AF

putembk

caregiverken

Fear Not!

caregiverken

Fear Not!

caregiverken

Fear Not!

putembk

LexLuthor

putembk

MakinGoo

Ohiofarmer

LexLuthor

Ohiofarmer

dankworth

Ohiofarmer

Tree Farmer Anonymous... who needs to join?

Tree Farmer Anonymous... who needs to join?

How often do you experience the need for tree?

I hate tree

once a day

3-5 times a day

6-10 times a day

I can't stop thinking about tree.

LexLuthor

Capulator

likes to smell trees.

vaporedout

Space Cab

baba G

bean sprouts are tasty

Seamaiden

Living dead girl

GR33NL3AF

putembk

caregiverken

Fear Not!

caregiverken

Fear Not!

caregiverken

Fear Not!

putembk

LexLuthor

putembk

MakinGoo

Ohiofarmer

LexLuthor

Ohiofarmer

dankworth

Ohiofarmer

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