Tough man contests are exactly that. Tough man contests. Boxing is a boxing contest, street fights are street fights.
Fundamentally we are talking about removing a person from one contest & putting them in another & saying they would win. Each situation people have experience in optimizing their environment. MMA is not what it started, like in the UFC. Now EVERYONE is a striker, JJ, wrestler etc.
You are entering the ring with a woman who is trained to use her whole body as a weapon. There are mechanics ar work here my friend. It does't come down to "what you can lift." Can you curl 135 on your back with your arm on the ground? I don't think you can. Now move a lot of that 135 weight much further out than your hand & try to lift it. Now it's heavier. She is gonna be the heaviest 135 lbs you ever saw.
Can you squat 575 with the weight tied to one wrist and your shoulder turned outward? If you were in a squatting position, as soon as you tried (if she decided not to break your arm) she would just go for the leg. Now she has the distance management (are heel hooks allowed in UFC?). Just enjoy the rest of the time you have in the ring with her and tell her you're sorry if you hurt her feelings, but that you find her very attractive, and that this whole thing was just so that you could meet her and ask her out. She may take pity on you lol.
Lol, you ain't swinging no one around, as soon as you pick her up she will snap your elbow. You think she is going give you a chance to pick her up? I think you do need a nap. You just said if she got you in an arm bar, you will just pick her upend swat flies with her. If she has you in an arm bar, it's over. The only flies to swat will be the ones hovering around the dump you just took in your pants.
I've been in an arm bar. These guys who don't tap for an albeit awkward armbar, I don't know how they do it. the tap reflex just happens when the brain senses a body part about to be broken in half.
You said you wrestled, you know what I'm talking about. If a guy has you around the torso, & you are in a sprawl, low to the ground & he straight legged and bent over, it doesn't matter what he can lift. He ain't lifting you, especially the 60 year old, porker version of you ;) You aren't a barbell, your weight dist. Is much different, and harder to lift.
Mighty Mouse is a pussy, I got a cat that could take him.
And in your RR scenario, I think you skipped the steps where she kicks you in the leg so hard you can't walk for a week.
She ain't gonna fight you like she does another opponent in the ring. With them, she know what she has to defend against, and that will take up a lot of her time/mental energy doing so. You are a confessed tubby whose advantages are weight and strength. She could eliminate both those threats very quickly.
I don't know why I'm doing this, I'm not even an RR fan (I don't think, is she cute? Then I'm a fan) but if I'm your corner man, your only hope would be to accomplish exactly what she does not want you to, remain upright, throwing punches. Any other scenario she wins.
Do you have any medieval armor you could wear on your legs? If so, I think we have a shot at this...I'll make the call.
OK so I am fighting Rousey. Somehow she manages to grab my wrist and has her legs wrap in front of my face and across my shoulders. Somehow, even though I don't think she can, she holds onto my arm. Then I remember she only weighs 135 lbs which is 50 lbs less than my one rep maximum curl and 575 pounds less than my maximum one time squat and I pick her up and start using her as a human fly swatter. After I whack the back of her head on the mat one time she is going to have an occipital lobe concussion and the next day wake up with the classic sign of double black eyes. It is called "raccoon eyes" and is the result of a concussion to the back of the head.
Seriously it is difficult to deal with somebody in a UFC match with rules that can lift multiple times your body weight. You don't have good striking power when your feet are not touching the ground. That is why Heavyweights don't fight lightweights.
OK all this fighting talk has made me achy and ready for a nap. LOL!
Hey! I am old.
