Hey asshole,just checking up on your health and welfare!we havent seen you for a week,did you finally find someone to give you some pussy without having to fork over a bunch of c-notes or what?Hope all is well and the doggy is doing better bro,talk at you later,FW

whats up you geriatric fuck

did your eye finally get better heard u had pink eye...

yo tuna tits... let have a sesh... i wanna grill up some of those koi fish u got in your pond..