Kendo’s dating advice for the relationship challenged.

[Kendo]

Dr Kendo is in, your hour begins now;

That's the thing I've gotten my fill, definitely not lacking in numbers or variety I'm just OVER IT. Not even gonna say how long I've been celibate but a long, long time.

Ok I won't ask how long....HOW LONG DUDE?

Although my last gf completely ruined my life, I mean scorched earth style, one thing I am grateful for is she turned me off to women completely. (I know what you're thinking, brainwashed sheeple that DOESN'T mean a person wants to switch teams)Every single one will try to change you. When they realize they can't change you they turn up the bitch-level to 11 and it becomes a battle of wills.

When did you start to feel this loathing for women?

Women are permanent children who have the right to vote. They like shiny things, drama, and crying to get attention. I realized the reason women exist is so men can learn if they are capable of having children. If you can handle a woman's shit, you can handle raising children.

Were you Bullied in school?

Sex is a trap. It forms emotional bonds you might not want to exist, and it creates babies. Show me a woman who actually is cool with no strings attached sex and I'll show you a skank who has railed 400 guys. I don't kid myself anymore - sex really is only for procreation. You want recreation, do drugs for fuck's sake!

Was there ever any trauma of a sexual nature in your early teens?


Despite all this and to temper some of the hate I'm gonna get for saying the above, I am open to the idea that maybe, just maybe somewhere out there is a woman who defies all of my ideas of what women are. It will be like getting hit by lightning after winning the lottery but stranger things have happened. For now I'm just glad I can focus on rebuilding my life without getting involved in someone else's baggage. That's my path right now.

The perfect woman, what is she in your eyes.

HAHAHA just remembered I didn't even start on American women. . . WOW there is a whole other rant. Suffice to say if I ever get the urge to seek a life companion it sure as hell will not be in America. Or with anyone who has ever had a facebook profile, or uses a smartphone.

This disdain for America, when did you first notice it manifest itself and this technophobia is of concern to me. How do you feel around crowds?

DING hour is over

 

[southstreets]

So when's lesson 2? This threads great bro !

 

[fractal]

hahahaha.

 

[fractal]

Was there ever any trauma of a sexual nature in your early teens?
Rather not go there. It did contribute to me feelings on sexuality without a doubt. My ex also abused me sexually she would roofie me or something similar and let her nasty wiccan coven come over and do whatever they wanted to me. Double whammy. If I had done that to her I'd be in jail for 30 years.

 

[soserthc1]

This thread is hilarious @Kendo

 

[caregiverken]

Was there ever any trauma of a sexual nature in your early teens?
Rather not go there. It did contribute to me feelings on sexuality without a doubt. My ex also abused me sexually she would roofie me or something similar and let her nasty wiccan coven come over and do whatever they wanted to me. Double whammy. If I had done that to her I'd be in jail for 30 years.

:eek:
Raped by witches...Fuckin A , :facepalm: no wonder you dont want a girlfriend...:grumpy:
I dont blame you! :depressed:

 

[Amber]

Was there ever any trauma of a sexual nature in your early teens?
Rather not go there. It did contribute to me feelings on sexuality without a doubt. My ex also abused me sexually she would roofie me or something similar and let her nasty wiccan coven come over and do whatever they wanted to me. Double whammy. If I had done that to her I'd be in jail for 30 years.

Oh my I think I know your ex.

 

[Kendo]

So when's lesson 2? This threads great bro !

Lesson #2; Don't be that thirsty dude.

I cannot stress how important losing the thirsty dude demeanor is. A female can smell the thirst on you like a coon hound.
Thirsty dudes are not attractive to the opposite sex, even though the main agenda is to attract as many Thirsty dudes in, they present no challenge, no chase, no game. It's the ones that present a challenge, a chase and yes, the game that are focused on as desirable.

There has to be an air of disinterest while showing interest, inattention while showing attention. Pretzelian? yes, but we are dealing with someone who uses both sides of her brain at the same time. <emotional><logical>

Changing ones thirsty ways is not as easy as you might think. Thirst is manifested in many ways physically and mentally. Thirst can manifest itself in ways from the innocuous uncomfortable longing stares to the more extreme socially unacceptable dry humping the air like a horny chihuahua.

So how do you turn off the Thirst gland. First and foremost, when the opportunity arises for any female face time always stop and repeat this mantra " what would Kendo do" 3 times before you greet, react or respond. This will give you time to realize that you are in the thirst zone.
Do not not think about having sex with the person you are pursuing, turn off the gonads, slow your breathing.

One of the easiest ways to show you are not thirsty is the nonchalant ,"smile, wink, wave" A Little, I see ya smile, an I'm too sexy for my shirt wink and the, I might have time to chat later wave bye.
When you do get some chat time don't talk too much, ask her about herself, listen intently.
Do not agree with or like everything she does or says, be kinda indifferent.
Compliments should be short, sweet and left hanging. Move on quickly.

Remember the mantra and slow the gonads
This is a no Thirst Zone!

 

[Amber]

i once asked a girl if she wanted to be # 94 and she got pretty upset on me lol .

Should have told her better to be 94 than 104.

 

[fractal]

:eek:
Raped by witches...Fuckin A , :facepalm: no wonder you dont want a girlfriend...:grumpy:
I dont blame you! :depressed:

Yeah, so please take my comments with a huge grain of salt. . . Your mileage may vary! And I said, I understand that not ALL women are like my stereotypical descriptions and I am open to the idea that perhaps one day my angel will appear. I don't mean offense to our own Amber and Seamaiden, two awesome women who I am sure treat their men lovingly.

But for me to get over what happened, it's gonna take a lot. Like maybe some compassionate bisexual girls laying me down on a huge feather bed and re-acquainting me to the pleasures of the flesh.

 

[Amber]

I have the greatest man on the planet. That matters a lot.

 

[chickenman]

Mother in law 97, is In a nursing home, last legs. She the mom, is out of it.
It's tearing us up.
So I have arranged a mystery date for Sat., just jump in , at 11 am., the hot rod let's go. She said Where we going, fishing?? joking...
Some of the most scenic country in Colo. if not the world the drive is awesome few cars lots of turns up and down hill to accelerate thru, slow thru turn with compression then hit it, car handles like a DREAM......
Got a suite at 5 star lodge, hot mineral bath and couples massage.
Thai diner in a highly recommended restraunt that will cook one of our chickens for us.
On the was over I plan on stopping by this lake where their will be ice shacks on and tell her let's go we got a shanty for two for the night, you can cut bait.....
I heard the fishing's hotter than a whorehouse...Come on let's go!!!!!
I really think she will fall for it for a second.....
Another thing I m always entertaining her. Naked dance, totally off the wall stuff she laughs and shakes he head amazed.
Learn to cook. I got more action on dates cooking a meal for women..

One time blind date. A friend said go for it you won't be disappointed...
I showed up with 6 pack and bottle of wine.
Door opens and there's this full sized Italian gal. scary..2 kids and roommate. Started in on the beer, drank the wine and a couple more bottles, she cooked a killer dinner, more wine.
Next thing I knew we were headed to my place. got more beer.
All I can say is that woman had a special talent that was like no other....

Will be good to get away, for awhile, we get homesick real quick....CM...

 

[Kendo]

i once asked a girl if she wanted to be # 94 and she got pretty upset on me lol .

Ya, pick up lines suck

 

[Kendo]

I have the greatest man on the planet. That matters a lot.

Awesome babe.

 

[Kendo]

One time blind date. A friend said go for it you won't be disappointed...
I showed up with 6 pack and bottle of wine.
Door opens and there's this full sized Italian gal. scary..2 kids and roommate. Started in on the beer, drank the wine and a couple more bottles, she cooked a killer dinner, more wine.
Next thing I knew we were headed to my place. got more beer.
All I can say is that woman had a special talent that was like no other....

Blind dates will be covered later in the lesson plan

 

[Seamaiden]

Of course MANY men are WAY worse at the control thing, but, that's not the discussion.

Yep, never seems to be the subject of discussion. I wonder why that is.... :p

Mother in law 97, is In a nursing home, last legs. She the mom, is out of it.
It's tearing us up.
So I have arranged a mystery date for Sat., just jump in , at 11 am., the hot rod let's go. She said Where we going, fishing?? joking...
Some of the most scenic country in Colo. if not the world the drive is awesome few cars lots of turns up and down hill to accelerate thru, slow thru turn with compression then hit it, car handles like a DREAM......
Got a suite at 5 star lodge, hot mineral bath and couples massage.
Thai diner in a highly recommended restraunt that will cook one of our chickens for us.
On the was over I plan on stopping by this lake where their will be ice shacks on and tell her let's go we got a shanty for two for the night, you can cut bait.....
I heard the fishing's hotter than a whorehouse...Come on let's go!!!!!
I really think she will fall for it for a second.....
Another thing I m always entertaining her. Naked dance, totally off the wall stuff she laughs and shakes he head amazed.
Learn to cook. I got more action on dates cooking a meal for women..

One time blind date. A friend said go for it you won't be disappointed...
I showed up with 6 pack and bottle of wine.
Door opens and there's this full sized Italian gal. scary..2 kids and roommate. Started in on the beer, drank the wine and a couple more bottles, she cooked a killer dinner, more wine.
Next thing I knew we were headed to my place. got more beer.
All I can say is that woman had a special talent that was like no other....

Will be good to get away, for awhile, we get homesick real quick....CM...

Excellent! A fun trick before the actual date, you guys are gonna have a great laugh after you pull it off. :D

 

[Kendo]

Yep, never seems to be the subject of discussion. I wonder why that is.... :p

Excellent! A fun trick before the actual date, you guys are gonna have a great laugh after you pull it off. :D

You know I am down for that discussion, start a thread and lets get the ball rollin. Oh do me a favor while you are doing that. ," Make me a sammich! hehehehehehehehehehehehe
kendo<<<<<<ducks behind metal reinforcement to avoid the Deadly stink eye.

 

[Seamaiden]

Now see, here's the thing Kendo. If I brought you a shit sandwich you'd probably still thank me for it. :D
It's one of the things I love about you.

 

[true grit]

@fractal- I feel ya minus the celibacy part. ha. Ive been with many a lady, only serious with some and found in most relationships no matter how good/or bad they may be they just really aren't practical to being my most functional. Most are detrimental to my mental health and everyday function. Recently ive gotten into a more serious (in my eyes) relationship, with a young lady who is pretty much defying the lady odds... but even so ive come so far to the point of being comfortable single and knowing how my life changes with women in it- that even without any issues its tough to imagine anything super serious. As you stated tho- I do see myself with children, though in long term im not sure i see myself with a wife or anyone permanent.

Need companionship? Find better friends. Don't feed off of someone just to feel better about yourself. In most instances someone is going to need the other more in a relationship. I had a rough time mentally several years back, and while working with a therapist realized that the lady in my life was unnecessary stress that was preventing me from dealing with other things in my life. For the next several years I never pursued anything very seriously or anything that was stressful with a woman and learned to be comfortable in my own presence. Yes i still hooked up with chicks, but those relationships are far different than a companion. And recreational wise- fractal is right too- try some psychedelics and let your mind open up a bit and you quit relying on the social norm to get by.

Its funny because many of my close friends are in pretty serious relationships. So lately they have been hella encouraging me to settle down some because i "actually found a good one". I laugh, and one reason i think its going well is because i don't need a relationship and don't try for anything long term. Enjoying whats in the moment without relying on someone is key. That confidence not only keeps who you are with happy, but strangely makes other chicks want ya more too. lol.

 

[Kendo]