View attachment 416965 Its very sad to me that the Girl Scout Cookie name will be changed, a part of this amazing strains History will sadly be terminated by complete ignorance. In remembrance of this tragic time I have written a make believe imaginary short story.....and lil drawing to go along with it.
" The Day in the Life of a Girl Scout"
Its a beautiful Saturday afternoon at the local Walmart Parking Lot. We have little Mary Jane and her mother Mrs. Jones setting up their Girl Scout Cookie booth in front of the Walmart shopping center.
Its such a beautiful Saturday! The sun is shining, the birds are chirping. Its the first day of summer and all the Girl Scouts are out and about.
Mary Jane is encouraged by her mother to feverishly pitch and sell the Girl Scout Cookies when up pulls a low rider with California Plates with the words "GOO" on the licence. Out of the car comes a fine sexy gangsta lookin, gold tooth , diamond ear studded, baggy pants and wife beater wearing with baseball cap on backwards and dew rag underneath. He is known as "THE CHEF" and "The COOKIE Master" by all the local yokels. He gets out of his bad ass low rider and starts strutting his stuff towards the front of the store.
There he is approached by an excited lil girl by the name Mary Jane. Mary gives Goo the classic Friendly neighborhood Girl Scout pitch encouraged by her highly motivated Soccer Mom, Mrs. Jones who tells the
lil girl, "I think we have a customer!"
So lil Mary says to Goo, "Hey Mr. would you like to buy some GSC??" then the G grabs his dick and says.. "I invented them sister! Im the masta Chef, don't U know? im somebody. If you just go onto the THC farmer or RIU u will find im a legend in this town! Would you like a sample of my GSC lil girl? "
THen a hysterical voice quickly comes from the background up to the front and says.....
"Just wait a minute!! Let me see what he's talking about!! OH MY GOD! I cant believe U would dare to tarnish the sacred image of the Girl Scouts by peddling this "dope" as cookies!
Mister, you got 27 seconds to high tail it out of here or Im going to call the cops and my lawyers and tell them how you are trying to destroy and distort the image of the Girl Scouts... All you hip hop rappers are the same! U take a beautiful thing like the Girl Scouts or Beyoncé and turn her into a whore and destroy her image and treat her like a piece of trash!!!"
Goo replies.." You twisted lil bitches, im going to get my pit bulls and Lawyers on YOU! You be lucky I don't pop a dome in ur cap biotch! and FUck Beyoncé and Jay-Z TOO! He didn't know a good thing when he had it!
LONG LIVE THE GIRL SCOUT COOKIES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!