Anybody up for a joke?
Old drunk gal walks into a tattoo parlor and tells the artist she wants a picture of Elvis tattooed on her inner left thigh.
Tattoo dude says, "Sure thing. That'll cost ya fifty bucks."
She agrees to the price, slides out of her skivvies, and climbs in the chair.
Half an hour later, the guy is done.
"So, whatdya think?"
Drunk chick says, " That don't look like Elvis."
Dude says, "Sure, it does!"
Drunk chick says, "No, it don't!"
The dude says, "OK, I aim to please. You've got another thigh. I'll try it again."
Guy tattoos away for another half hour and says, "Now, THAT looks like Elvis!"
Drunk chick says, "That looks even worse than the first one!"
Guy says, "Aww, yer just drunk. Let's get a second opinion."
About that time, a wino stumbles through the door. Tattoo guy says, "Hey dude, who do those two tattoos look like?"
The wino takes a close look and says, "Well, I ain't sure about the guy on the left, and I aint too sure about the guy on the right, but the one in the middle looks just like Willie Nelson."
