welcome to the jungle it gets worse here every day...

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B Sparkles

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I heard the actual definition of a douche bag is a man who gets out of the shower to have a piss
I'm a chick bro, I don't even get out the shower to pee, any broad who says she does lies. Furthermore I leave the seat up, because I was raised right, as in...men don't do dishes in this house either. If a girl doesn't look before she sits, she's dumb and deserves to fall in. Lol, you boys crack me up i swear.
 
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I'm a chick bro, I don't even get out the shower to pee, any broad who says she does lies. Furthermore I leave the seat up, because I was raised right, as in...men don't do dishes in this house either. If a girl doesn't look before she sits, she's dumb and deserves to fall in. Lol, you boys crack me up i swear.
You had me at "I'm a chick bro"

I'm Aries by the way. Teeth are all mine. Only got one gonad. Long story.

I did feel bad once when my 90 year old grandmother got stuck in the toilet when I left the seat up. Seriously. She needed excavating. If I hadn't been there she may have gone out like that.
 
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I'm a chick bro, I don't even get out the shower to pee, any broad who says she does lies. Furthermore I leave the seat up, because I was raised right, as in...men don't do dishes in this house either. If a girl doesn't look before she sits, she's dumb and deserves to fall in. Lol, you boys crack me up i swear.

The responsibility lies solely on the sitter


" im a chick bro " lmao classic

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OK so about 15 years ago I was working in a condo building under construction in the city.
I went to the honeybucket for the morning dump.i dropped trou and sat down to do my bizness.I decided a quick toke wouldn't hurt,so I took a toke.....waaay to big of one.
so i stood up to immediately evacuate my lungs out the top window of the shithouse and my carHartt jacket caught the "vacant" lever on the door handle.well at the same precise time someone was walking up to use my occupied shithouse.In one motion I stood up to blow all that white skunk death cabbage smoke out,caught the latch and unlocked it,just as he pulled on it to come in,so I turned just as I started powerexhaling and blew the whole 20 second toke in his face with my carhartt's around my ankles,package out.haha.
the smoke was parting at his nose and rolling accross both cheeks,and travelling another 2 feet.roflmao.I don't know who was more shocked or embarrassed.
this guy just took 5 minutes away from his job to take a leak and got a full Monte and a contact high.lol.
I finished my business QUICKLY and changed clothes and safety gear at my jeep.last time I ever saw dude.lol.
 
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OK so about 15 years ago I was working in a condo building under construction in the city.
I went to the honeybucket for the morning dump.i dropped trou and sat down to do my bizness.I decided a quick toke wouldn't hurt,so I took a toke.....waaay to big of one.
so i stood up to immediately evacuate my lungs out the top window of the shithouse and my carHartt jacket caught the "vacant" lever on the door handle.well at the same precise time someone was walking up to use my occupied shithouse.In one motion I stood up to blow all that white skunk death cabbage smoke out,caught the latch and unlocked it,just as he pulled on it to come in,so I turned just as I started powerexhaling and blew the whole 20 second toke in his face with my carhartt's around my ankles,package out.haha.
the smoke was parting at his nose and rolling accross both cheeks,and travelling another 2 feet.roflmao.I don't know who was more shocked or embarrassed.
this guy just took 5 minutes away from his job to take a leak and got a full Monte and a contact high.lol.
I finished my business QUICKLY and changed clothes and safety gear at my jeep.last time I ever saw dude.lol.
I wonder if he ever thought u done it on purpose and that's why y never seen him again because he made sure he seen u 1st :cry:
 
Limonene

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OK so about 15 years ago I was working in a condo building under construction in the city.
I went to the honeybucket for the morning dump.i dropped trou and sat down to do my bizness.I decided a quick toke wouldn't hurt,so I took a toke.....waaay to big of one.
so i stood up to immediately evacuate my lungs out the top window of the shithouse and my carHartt jacket caught the "vacant" lever on the door handle.well at the same precise time someone was walking up to use my occupied shithouse.In one motion I stood up to blow all that white skunk death cabbage smoke out,caught the latch and unlocked it,just as he pulled on it to come in,so I turned just as I started powerexhaling and blew the whole 20 second toke in his face with my carhartt's around my ankles,package out.haha.
the smoke was parting at his nose and rolling accross both cheeks,and travelling another 2 feet.roflmao.I don't know who was more shocked or embarrassed.
this guy just took 5 minutes away from his job to take a leak and got a full Monte and a contact high.lol.
I finished my business QUICKLY and changed clothes and safety gear at my jeep.last time I ever saw dude.lol.
Haha BIG TOKE small tackle is the way the other guy tells the story.
 
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