CannaGranny’s Corner a Thread for General BS and Good Will

[Moshmen]

These @#*&$*$@* cats! Last night after posting cutie pics of them, they went right out and played with the pretty black and white wild kitty. It sprayed, underneath my she shed! If I don’t smell skunk burning for at least ten years it will be okay with me! Cuss Cuss Cuss!

May b you found the real road kill skunk? Lol

 

[Moshmen]

So I can’t remember what thread y’all were (ladies) were joking about gravity ? Lol by coincidence my wife sent me this this morning - she’s buying a new suit .

 

[Zen_Seeker]

May b you found the real road kill skunk? Lol

As a staff member I would expect a higher standard of comedy than puns.

 

[TSD]

So I can’t remember what thread y’all were (ladies) were joking about gravity ? Lol by coincidence my wife sent me this this morning - she’s buying a new suit .

I believe that was the tangent we went off on on poor Trixie's thread.

 

[TSD]

This is my, well my son's cat actually. He's more like a dog, likes belly rubs, plays fetch, begs for food, wrestles with the dogs, just lays there while I clip his nails or brush him... he's a chill dude, he has a borderline gay interspecies romance with my pitbull and loves my son like crazy .. I suppose he is the one that picked him from the shelter. He fits right in during stoned TV time... that look says "why have you stopped rubbing my belly human?"

 

[Zen_Seeker]

This is my, well my son's cat actually. He's more like a dog, likes belly rubs, plays fetch, begs for food, wrestles with the dogs, just lays there while I clip his nails or brush him... he's a chill dude, he has a borderline gay interspecies romance with my pitbull and loves my son like crazy .. I suppose he is the one that picked him from the shelter. He fits right in during stoned TV time... that look says "why have you stopped rubbing my belly human?"View attachment 1334815

That look says; “Did I say you could stop?!”

 

[CannaGranny]

I’m over here choking on the “borderline gay interspecies romance”

 

[dean1963]

cannagranny's post on scrog made me want to try it on the next grow with gorilla glue, so i ordered 3-way 1 inch elbows online and went and got the pvc pipe local.
of course china measures 1 inch pipe on the outside for some reason so i had to use a belt sander to reduce the pipe to make it fit.
how high do you guys make it?
i finished mine but it's maybe a bit high.
thoughts?

 

[CannaGranny]

cannagranny's post on scrog made me want to try it on the next grow with gorilla glue, so i ordered 3-way 1 inch elbows online and went and got the pvc pipe local.
of course china measures 1 inch pipe on the outside for some reason so i had to use a belt sander to reduce the pipe to make it fit.
how high do you guys make it?
i finished mine but it's maybe a bit high.
thoughts?

I have one table that stands 18” for the shorter bushy indica leaning plants and one that stands at 24” for the more sativa leaning ones.

 

[TSD]

I’m over here choking on the “borderline gay interspecies romance”

It's true, they legit make out and spoon. Cat licks dog's face and ears, dog licks cat's asshole, then they have a nice nap in the sun.

 

[dean1963]

I have one table that stands 18” for the shorter bushy indica leaning plants and one that stands at 24” for the more sativa leaning ones.

so 6 ft high is to much then

 

[Zen_Seeker]

so 6 ft high is to much then

since you already made it. If your grow area/tent doesn’t have the frame accessible use that and put a net on it with hooks, or make two tops out of it rather than one. I needed two this grow but had a second frame ready just in case.

Make sure you offset the legs if you make a table, so you can just fold them in without hitting when storing.

 

[dean1963]

c'mon people it's a joke and i thought it would fit in with this thread seeing as it's got BS in the title.
it's standing on end so it is 6 ft long by 3ft wide by 30 inches high when laid down.
does anyone think 30 inches is to high considering my pots are 12 " and elevators are 2 "

 

[dean1963]

30" can by reduced with no issue if needed.
if 18"is to much above pots.
probably the wrong thread to be asking this and if so then sorry

 

[RootsRuler]

c'mon people it's a joke and i thought it would fit in with this thread seeing as it's got BS in the title.
it's standing on end so it is 6 ft long by 3ft wide by 30 inches high when laid down.
does anyone think 30 inches is to high considering my pots are 12 " and elevators are 2 "

If you're going to truly SCROG then you don't need a lot of vertical space other than for the space between your light and the roof of your tent and between the light and the screen. The idea with SCROG is to give even light across the canopy so not much should extend beyond 6" to 12" above the screen canopy.

In your case you have 30" of total height. 12" of pot. Not going to include elevator height for now. That leaves you with 18" of vertical space. If you leave a minimum of 18" of space from the top of the canopy to your light you're light will be hitting the top of your enclosure. I would go at least 36".

 

[TSD]

c'mon people it's a joke and i thought it would fit in with this thread seeing as it's got BS in the title.
it's standing on end so it is 6 ft long by 3ft wide by 30 inches high when laid down.
does anyone think 30 inches is to high considering my pots are 12 " and elevators are 2 "

I was just gonna write "why don't you just lay it down... duh"

 

[dean1963]

I was just gonna write "why don't you just lay it down... duh"

and the win goes to TSD for getting the joke

 

[dean1963]

so i have this bridge if anyone is interested
lol just kidding.
this is an awesome site with great people that can debate and have fun

 

[CannaGranny]

c'mon people it's a joke and i thought it would fit in with this thread seeing as it's got BS in the title.
it's standing on end so it is 6 ft long by 3ft wide by 30 inches high when laid down.
does anyone think 30 inches is to high considering my pots are 12 " and elevators are 2 "

Oh Dean you a funny man! I have seen so much on this forum that I never assume someone is joking! High five to you for bringing on the BS! Lmaoooo
Pure BS Winner of the day goes to…. *drum roll* @dean1963
PS..nice Chinese pipe size distraction too!

 

[dean1963]

If you're going to truly SCROG then you don't need a lot of vertical space other than for the space between your light and the roof of your tent and between the light and the screen. The idea with SCROG is to give even light across the canopy so not much should extend beyond 6" to 12" above the screen canopy.

In your case you have 30" of total height. 12" of pot. Not going to include elevator height for now. That leaves you with 18" of vertical space. If you leave a minimum of 18" of space from the top of the canopy to your light you're light will be hitting the top of your enclosure. I would go at least 36".

If you're going to truly SCROG then you don't need a lot of vertical space other than for the space between your light and the roof of your tent and between the light and the screen. The idea with SCROG is to give even light across the canopy so not much should extend beyond 6" to 12" above the screen canopy.

In your case you have 30" of total height. 12" of pot. Not going to include elevator height for now. That leaves you with 18" of vertical space. If you leave a minimum of 18" of space from the top of the canopy to your light you're light will be hitting the top of your enclosure. I would go at least 36".

sorry but i meant 30" tall scrog frame.
i have about 6' of head room minus the led lights so maybe 30" between the net and the lights if need be