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Lol...Yep, sounds like it was breakfast time.
Got one on the opposite end of the equation for ya. My FIL and his brother were out pheasant hunting. They weren't seeing much in their favorite spot, so they tossed their shotguns in the back of his Buick and head for another spot down by the power lines.
Tony pulls his LC Smith out of the trunk and he and Walt head down opposite sides of the clear cut.
A rooster pops up in front of Tony. Tony thumbs the safety off, leads the bird a bit, and CLICK! Bird drops out of the sky like the hand of God touched it.
Tony's standing there bewildered with a gun he forgot to load in one hand and a dead rooster in the other. Walt's laughing his ass off. Turns out the shotgun wasn't magical; the bird flew up and broke it's neck on one of the overhead power lines.