How To Pass Drug Tests

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Drug testing is most commonly done by urine analysis, but sometimes they test hair follicles, or saliva from a mouth swab. There are two basic kinds of urine drug analysis tests, EMIT dipstick & GC/MS lab tests. The EMIT test is often used first, and if that indicates possible drug use, then they forward your sample to to the lab for the more thorough test.

When it comes to urine drug testing, there are no real magic pills or potions to make you pass, but there are plenty of scams and misinformation. If you ignore all the "guarantees", common sense should tell you that any method of detox or dilution is a gamble, and simply won't work for everyone. Some methods may even seem to work for a majority of those making such claims, but if you don't want to take your chances or risk any failures, and you would rather be 100% sure to pass... then aside from complete abstinence from THC for a couple of months, substitution of synthetic urine is clearly the best way to go for unobserved tests like for pre-employment. What's your test for? Probation & pre-employment tests are completely different in terms of privacy and consequences. If it's observed like for probation, don't risk trying to sub or anything, just follow all the steps for the dilution method below, especially including getting some home THC tests, and checking your 1st void of the day, practicing the method, and retesting yourself after to make sure it works, then repeat on test day. or if it's just unobserved, like for pre-employment, then you can use the dilution method as a backup plan, and go with substitution as your primary method.

How soon you can get clean or succeed with dilution depends mostly on how often you've been smoking during the past month. 30 days is probably about right for daily smokers to get clean, but it does vary widely based mostly on a person's metabolism. Some young skinny guys who can eat as much as they want without gaining a pound could be clean in 2-3 weeks, while others with slow metabolisms can take a couple of months, and fat older guys could take even longer. Also some people who exercise regularly can cause themselves to test dirty even longer, until they stop burning fat, and get their body into a fat-storing mode.

If it's possible, a little abstinance from the herb can make a big difference. If you smoke or consume cannabis on a daily basis, then if you can stop for at least 4 or 5 days, your THC levels will begin to drop dramatically, and then much more so, if you can go for 7 or 8 days. But if you only smoke 1 or 2 days per week, then you could possibly get mostly clean naturally within 2 or 3 days, so following that tactic can also be very beneficial. Lowering your levels through abstinance, can greatly help you succeed with the dilution method. Also note that the amount you consume during each given day, isn't nearly as relevant as the number of consecutive days which you have consumed or not. Your body refreshes itself while you're asleep, so if you've consumed any cannabis that day, it can only strive to restore your level to nearly that of the previous day... the success of which would vary somewhat depending on the amount consumed, but each day that you do not consume cannabis at all, your sleep period can make real progress in lowering your level, instead of just treading water. Also note that simply getting more sleep, or a solid 8 hours, each night can be highly beneficial. There is a neat little program call the THC Calculator, which I'd recommend downloading and trying out, that illustrates the effects of taking some days off from consuming cannabis. It's not really very accurate, but at least it's in the ballpark, except that it seems to take some people even longer than the maximum time indicated to get clean. It illustrates nicely how smoking daily or just a few times a week can really affect things, and it can account pretty well for when someone smokes and abstains and smokes again at odd intervals. Of course it can't take the place of a real at-home thc test, but at least it's fun to play with, while teaching the value of periods of abstinance, and can help give all those who are wondering where they stand a pretty good idea to begin with.
http://www.drugs-plaza.com/downloads/calc_thc.exe

If you have less than two weeks until your test, it can be counter-productive to exercise or try to burn fat by any means, But if you do have 2 weeks or more to work with, increasing your metabolism and burning off some fat is the best way to speed up the process of getting clean and to help insure that you won't become one of the unlucky exceptions. That can be done by various means, but it's best accomplished through exercise and a diet of fat-burning foods... and since it takes a few days for such as program to really start working, then you want to work it for a good week or two to get some results, and then you must spend a few more days afterward getting your body into a fat-storing mode before your test... so you'll need to get started asap as such a plan requires at least 2-3 weeks to complete. Too many people make the mistake of trying to burn fat within a few days before their tests, and just increase their chances of failure.

The benefits of fat-burning foods, such as apples, berries, fresh citrus fruits, soybeans and garlic oil are detailed in the quote at the end of this post. Any type of roughage type food is good up until a few days before your test, while eating fatty foods and laying around is probably the worst thing for you at this point. Instead try to eat fiber and low fat foods; good choices are eggs, peanuts, bran, low fat turkey, chicken, salads, fruits and vegetables, cranberry and other fruit juices, wheat's, liver, soy, proteins. Things to avoid include greasy foods, high carbohydrate type foods, white breads, high sugar foods, candy, chocolate, and the like. Sure this seems more like a weight loss diet, but the goal here is to consume foods that will force your body to break down fat reserves and turn them over into new cells, thereby removing the THC metabolites that collect in the lipid tissue. Fiber, for instance, causes more fat cells to be excreted through the feces; cranberry juice helps to excrete more toxins into the urine stream. There are many ways to clean out quickly, but these are tried and true methods. Combining this with a good exercise regimen, you are arming yourself with two very important factors to a faster detox time. Working out with weights is important as building muscle mass will replace stored fat and increase your metabolism. 20 to 30 mins of cardio exercise, 5 days a week is also quite important, such as brisk walking, swimming, exercise bike, treadmill, or elliptical trainers are all good. Also getting plenty of sleep, like 8 hours each night, is helpful.

Home THC tests are very useful and important, and quite dependable... even the ones that only cost $1-2 on ebay. You might want to try this link and then sort them by lowest price first:
http://www.ebay.com/sch/i.html?_nkw=thc+drug+test&_armrs=1&_from=R40&_ipg=
I'd suggest getting at least a 5-pack, for the same cost as a single test from a retail store. Then you can use a couple of them on your first voids of the day during the last week or so, and still have a few left to use for the dilution method if you need to... one the morning before your test, and if that's positive, then do another after practicing dilution, and save the last one for the next day, again after dilution, right before the real test. Unless you're coming up clean with the first or second home test, you'll want to prepare to follow the dilution method detailed below carefully and do a practice run to make sure it works. You'll probably want to stop by GNC for the vitamin B2 (50mg)and some creatine which needs to be taken for the last few days before a test so they can't tell if it's diluted. Also pick up some Tums or Rolaids, Gatorade and regular Bayer 325mg aspirin, which has been lab proven to help cause false negatives on the EMIT prescreen tests. Again, be sure to stop the exercising and switch your diet to fatty foods for the last few days to get your body into a fat-storing mode in time for your test. Fast-food like McD's or KFC is good for that, or pretend it's your birthday and have some cake and ice cream... and red meat like a nice thick rare steak or prime rib can help supplement your creatine, as can some flavors of Sobe's which come loaded with it too, which is a good option for vegetarians. For breakfast on the morning of the test, a cheese omelet can provide a riboflavin (B2) boost.
 
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Substitution:

Many people have pre-conceived notions about substitution which are really unfounded especially when you consider using the dilution plan as a BACKUP method, just in case anything did go wrong with subbing, like if they did observe the test. But for most pre-employment tests, it's so easy and foolproof, since they normally give you plenty of privacy. You don't even need any fancy gadgets or tubes, just a simple 2oz bottle with a heat patch. You can do an easy search on google for synthetic urine and there are many to choose from. Some highly recommended ones are Dr. John's Famous Pee Pee from urinator.com or the one from cleartest.com which includes everything you'll need, the bottle, temperature strip & heat packs. Another very good one is QuickFix which comes pre-mixed. It only costs about $20 on ebay... so you might as well order a couple while you have time.. even if you don't use it, it lasts for a couple of years, and is easy to resell to fellow stoners in need. just be sure to get the real Spectrum Labs Quick Fix with the picture of the black box, as some copy-cats, such as mycleanpee.com on ebay have started trying to use the name QuickFix on their products too, and having even started using the same pictures as the real product with the black box. I'm sure their product works fine, as do many others, but I think their advertising practices are rotten. But most all brands of synthetic urine do work perfectly, and temp control is really easy, especially if you use the right products, and if you practice it even just one time in advance. Going in prepared with both substitution and dilution together, practiced and pretested is my idea of foolproof.

They'll even ship it overnight (for an extra fee) if you need it extra fast, or local headshops or even tobacco shops often carry it too. They are good for a year without any refrigeration, you could just keep it in your car's glove box if you want. Just keep it out of direct sunlight and extreme heat. Then all you need to do is mix it with 2 oz of warm water to start with, or there's plenty of other ways to warm it up to the proper temp of 94-100f quickly. You should get one of those little stick-on temperature strips to check it, and a little medical heat pack or hand warmer to keep it warm. If you drink coffee, you could use that to pre-heat up your water faster... just dunk the 2oz bottle or condom-full in it for a few minutes... or a windshield defroster can also work well, or just the heating pack can warm it up pretty quickly too. The only brand of synthetic I've heard of that has been known to fail is called Clear Choice Sub-Solution, which comes with an extra powder that you add in to heat it up chemically. However, when a batch of synthetic urine reaches the end of it's 1 year shelf life, the creatinine buffers break down. So a good way to check them is to order some test sticks such as Urinecheck 6, so you can test it periodically and know in advance that the batch will still work for the test.

You don't really need to get the actual whizzinator prosthetic or urinator or gonumber1 "spare bladder" devices, because you can easily make your own using a simple 2 oz bottle like this one pictured below, or even just a regular condom.

If you use a condom, be sure it's non-lubricated and rinse it out. When filled, you can either just twist & bend the open end back on itself and secure it with a small rubber band, or even attach a little 1/4" tube to the end if you prefer, and then bend that back with a small rubber band to release it. I'd suggest putting it with a heat pack into a small sock or wrap it up with a piece of light cloth and carry it in your briefs.

Be sure to practice using it in advance with just plain water to make sure you have the temperature range everything just right, and you can carry and use it stealthily, without dropping anything or making any strange squirting noises like when you stop squeezing the bottle and it sucks the air back inside.

Each time I've gone for these tests for pre-employment reasons, the testing office was right next door to the restroom, so they opened up a specimen window to listen through. They also instructed me to empty my pockets and such, but they didn't frisk me. They also colored the water in the toilet blue, and said not to flush it, and not to use the sink or wash my hands either. Sometimes, they even use the 2-cup method, so the cup they give you doesn't have a temp strip on it, but the next one they have you pour it into does have one on it.

I don't really recommend using "someone else's pee" to substitute with, instead of the synthetic concentrates because of the potential problems such as needing someone who is clean and willing that you can ask & needing to be very careful about proper storage and re-heating of real urine to avoid spoilage. But taking those factors into account, it works quite well for many people. Gender is not a factor, as they are not permitted to test it for that, nor anything else outside the range of drugs they're normally looking for, but certain medications taken by the actual "clean pee" donors have been known to trigger a false positive. Real urine is only good for about 4 hours or so at room or body temp before it starts to spoil and smell quite foul. But you can store it for up to 1 year if it is frozen or 30 days maximum if it is refrigerated. When you warm it up to the proper temp of 94-100f... be sure NOT to use a microwave, as that can easily get it way too hot... and preferably let it thaw out in the refrigerator overnight first. The best way to warm up a frozen/refrigerated sample is with hot water. Place the sample in its zip-lock bag, condom or glue bottle in a bowl and cover it with hot water. Depending on how hot your water is, you can get a sample from frozen to over 100 degrees in about 5 minutes. Of course that's too hot, but it's easier to cool it off while driving to the test than it is to make it warmer.
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Dilution:

But if your test will be observed, such as for probation, or if you're just feeling lucky and want to take your chances on dilution instead... remember that THC metabolites can be detected for up to 4 to 6 weeks after marijuana use. If you have more than a couple weeks notice, increasing your metabolism is probably the most effective way to decrease the time period that drugs can be detected in your system. The best ways to do that are to get lots of exercise, and eat lots of high-calorie foods... in that order. While exercising will clean THC metabolites from the system at a faster rate, lowering the detection period, it is important to stop burning those fat cells near test time, because the exercise actually increases the amount of THC metabolites in the urine, so you must quit exercising about a week before the test... then be lazy, and eat big and pack on some fresh, clean fat cells on top of the remaining older ones.

You should begin raising your creatinine levels, starting 2 or 3 days before the test. Creatine, which metabolizes into creatinine in 24 to 48 hours, can be raised with red meat and/or creatine supplement, available online or at nutritional food stores such as GNC. However, any creatine taken within 24 hours of the test is useless as it will not have sufficient time to metabolize properly.

About 2 to 3 hours before the test, start drinking an 8 ounce glass of water quickly every 15 minutes, so that's about 1 quart or liter each hour. Instead of water you can substitute Gatorade, cranberry, grape or any fruit juice, coffee, iced tea, herbal tea, or soft drinks as they are all good diuretics. Diuretics make people urinate frequently. Diuretics without caffeine or alcohol are recommended because caffeine and alcohol have negative side effects. The best choice is Gatorade because of its electrolytes and high sodium content. After about an hour or so, you should be voiding clear urine about every 15 to 20 minutes. Be sure you have voided dilute urine at least 4 or 5 times before your test. Continue drinking 8 more ounces of water or Gatorade every 15 minutes to replace what you've urinated for a total of about 2-3 quarts in 2-3 hours. If you drink too much water, such as a gallon or more, your sample will be more likely to be rejected as being too diluted. Also drinking excessive amounts of water in the days, or even the night before the test doesn't really help.

At about 3 hours before the test, unless you are aspirin-sensitive, take 4 regular aspirin (not Advil or Tylenol) and also take 4 Rolaids or Tums antacid tablets. Then take 4 more aspirin and 4 more Rolaids again at about 2 hours before the test. Instead of causing a false positive, like ibuprofen/advil is known to do, aspirin actually acts a smoke screen interfering with the EMIT assay, and reduces positive readings for 2 to 12 hours.

At about 1 hour before the test, take a vitamin B2 or B-Complex, with 50 or 100mg of B2. However, if the vitamin is time released, you can either take it earlier with the first 2 glasses of water at about 3 hours before the test, or else you'll need to crush it before taking. Within 30 to 45 minutes of taking your B vitamin, your urine should turn from clear to yellow for the next few voids.

Also be sure to give them your sample from mid-stream, not the beginning or the end of the stream. Start by urinating in the toilet, then quickly stop and go in the cup. Just give the minimum required, 2oz/60cc then stop and switch back to the toilet to finish.

It's very important to do a practice run. You can buy dipstick thc tests at a drug store or pharmacy or order them online to pre-test yourself. I cannot stress enough how important this step is. They're not as sensitive as a lab test, but they do work quite well so at least you'll know when you've got your method down properly. Everyone is different in regards to metabolism rates, age, weight, body fat % and THC consumption rates. The amounts of liquid and vitamins the time schedule to take them are only general guidelines may be adjusted according to your practice tests to insure the proper dilution rate and color.

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Good luck, but remember there is no absolutely 100% effective dilution method, and that includes this method as well as any other "detox", "xxx carbo" or "quick flush" drinks or pills. Above all, please don't fall for their scams. Exposing the whole snake-oil aspect of practically all detox products is my primary motivation behind all of my drug testing efforts. Not only do they not really work worth much more than a quart of water and a simple vitamin B2, but they often don't even pay up on their 200% guarantees. They usually require you to submit the lab test proof that you failed within 30 days... but the sad fact is that you did not pay for the test and have no rights to copies of that information. Since you authorized it for your employer who paid for it, it's theirs, and they don't have to give it to you either. And even if they do give you a copy, those companies have been known to simply ignore refund requests, send you a different magic potion to try next time, or even say that since marijuana is illegal, it's not covered. If you fail a test, don't try to make excuses for why you tested positive, but the best plan is to just deny any drug use, and tell them you've heard that those tests have a lot of false positives, and ask for a retest... and then substitute on the retest using a synthetic concentrated sample. However if they suspect that you adulterated your first test somehow, they may observe the re-test.

They don't really test for those "detox" drinks, since they know they don't really work... and besides the can usually see the tell-tale radioactive glow by simply looking at your sample. But when i say that these products don't work, of course i don't mean that they will always fail, just that they don't help much and i wouldn't recommend having too much faith in them as your odds are not nearly as good as they would be if you followed the method above. But most people will say they used it and it must've worked, because they passed, and refuse to acknowledge those, like myself, who have used it and still failed, assuming that we couldn't follow the simple directions properly. I think you learn more about a product when it fails, because those who use them and pass haven't ever stopped to pre-test themselves with a home THC test first, to be sure they aren't clean already. Most of these kids are skinny and have high-metabolisms, and consider themselves regular smokers even though they only smoke a couple grams once every couple of weeks. Then they read about how it can be detectable for up to a month and then assume that a clean reading after a week or two must be due to some divine intervention or whatever magic pill or drink they took, when it was really the short abstinence and simple dilution that worked, and the pills were merely convincing placebos. So while these products are really no more beneficial than drinking the same amount of water and a simple vitamin B2 for good yellow color, the majority of users will still pass their tests. Some of them even due to the dilution factor of the product and directions, but they could've achieved the same result without paying $50+ for a placebo. Except that it gets even worse than all this... the majority of these products are so over-loaded with vitamins that it turns the users piss tell-tale abnormal colors, usually a really bright glowing highlighter yellow, but sometimes orange or greenish. And here's the part that really slays me... these drinks are loaded with creatine, and are to be taken about 2-4 hours before your test. Creatine needs 24-48 hours to metabolize into creatinine, which is one of the ways the test centers can check for dilution, but many people get lucky on this because the majority of the tests don't get checked for it, but the users still believe they are getting that benefit from the creatine since it's listed in the ingredients and they don't know the difference. To me, this is evidence of an intentional scam, being pulled on all the marijuana users who get drug tested, by the "detox" industry across the board... because they know they creatine doesn't metabolize that fast, just as they also know the other ingredients are all pretty useless and really don't detox anyone beyond a temporary dilution effect achieved by following the basic instructions, especially the abstinence part.

Those companies often also sell blood test kits and saliva test products that are an even worse scam. Most people don't realize that the blood cleans itself really fast, usually in less than a day, or two at the most. If someone did have the blood drug test, which is extremely rare, and they were within that 24-hour window and had detectable THC in their blood, obviously none of these products are going to make any difference. Saliva-THC detection curves start to drop off after 12 hours and are supposed to be all-clear after 24 hours. I dare them to post that info on their site, lol. They want everyone to think they need to use their product, and their product is what worked, when a day of abstinence was all that was really needed. For example, the instructions for the saliva test products Quick-Fizz and Aqua-Clean say that you can also take them with about 40 oz of water for a urine test. Indeed, and you can take a sugar pill with 40 oz of water and pass it just the same!

There are also many popular home remedies such as fruit pectin (Certo/Sure Gel), goldenseal, niacin and cranberry juice which have been shown to work on many occasions, especially when taken with a couple quarts of water (for dilution) and some vitamin B (for coloring), but they do NOT always work for everyone. Plenty of marijuana smokers have also failed their tests using those remedies, which shows that other factors were involved, such as the amount of water consumed, how much THC was consumed and how long ago, or different metabolism rates. Independent lab tests have concluded that niacin doesn't work at all. In other words, something else probably caused a negative, not the niacin. Also some labs reportedly test specifically for goldenseal.

Likewise, using adulterants, or direct additives to the urine sample itself, such as bleach, ammonia, and Drano or even those expensive 200% money-back guaranteed "detox" additives is risky, not only because they don't always work, but they are also easy to detect since they usually foul up the PH. While they might pass an EMIT dipstick test, they are often either tested for directly, or can be easily detected on a GC/MS test, in which case you'll have to answer for the obvious tampering.

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Hair:

If you have to take a hair follicle test, the outcome will also depend on variables such as when was the last time you smoked and how long/what type your hair is. Since new hair grows from the follicles in your scalp, and the longer ends of your hair are the oldest samples... if it's been awhile and your hair is long, maybe a haircut would help, but don't do anything too obvious like shaving it all off or bleaching or dyeing it, or they'll just laugh at you. Each 1/2" of hair is good for about a month, so they try to get 1-1/2" to go back about 90 days. Of course they can get hair from elsewhere on your body, or even fingernail clippings, but they'll most likely suspect what you're up to. I've heard of people who used a product called Root Clean and some passed while others have failed. I'm sure there are variable factors such as how heavy of a smoker you are, or how well you actually follow the instructions, so be sure to do your best when crunch time comes. Detox shampoos and remedies also work better with thin, light colored hair, rather than thick, dark colored hair.

Fortunately I haven't had to take a hair test myself, but having done lots of research on it, the best sounding plan I've heard is to get some vinegar and Nexus Aloe Rid shampoo and Paul Mitchell 3 Cleanser. The best place to find these products is at most hair salons, or maybe some drug stores, or they're on Google or Yahoo, etc as well. The Root Clean brand has been discontinued but there is a similar new product called Ultra Clean that sounds promising, and it may be available at some head-shops, but you can hit up a search engine, and there's probably lots of places selling it... here's one now: http://www.alwaystestclean.com/root_clean_shampoo.htm And there are several other shampoos and such out there, and maybe some of them work, but probably most of them don't. But I can tell you have seen a couple of posts from people who failed using the Clear Choice Hair Follicle shampoo, so I wouldn't recommend that one at all... nor any other products by that name, and buyers should definitely beware of most products marketed for this purpose.

First soak your hair for about 15 minutes with the vinegar and then wash it with the Paul Mitchell 3 cleanser and the Nexus Aloe Rid shampoo. Let each one stay in your hair for about 10 minutes before rinsing and then repeat. Then you may also want to use the Ultra Clean and follow the instructions on that and you're done. Give yourself plenty of time and take care not to run out of hot water as all that takes about an hour or so to do it properly. Be sure to do this at least on the same day of your test, but I would highly recommend pre-cleansing your hair several times during the week leading up to the test with the Aloe Rid Clarifying Shampoo and leaving the Clarifying Treatment on for over two hours before washing your hair with the clarifying shampoo again.

If you fail a hair test, you should just deny any drug use & tell them you've heard that those tests have a lot of false positives, and ask for a retest by urinalysis instead... and then substitute it on them using a synthetic concentrated sample. Or at least a have them test a new hair sample after you've had a chance to re-wash your hair overnight, about 6 more times with the Aloe Rid and re-soak it for a couple more hours with the Clarifying Treatment, and then use the Clarifying Shampoo again. That worked for one person who had failed his first test after using the Clear Choice shampoo.

*Vinegar is to be used for the HAIR test only! Do not drink it!
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Saliva/Mouth Swab:

Mouth swab saliva drug tests prime detection range for THC is normally up to 24 hours, but detection up to 48 hours has been noted, so 72 hours should be considered quite safe. The best way to pass them is simply by abstinence from THC, but gargling often and well with Listerine mouthwash may help reduce the detection period slightly. I would not recommend purchasing any cleansing products marketed for this type of test.

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Fat Burning Foods:

Here is a list of foods which may be helpful to consume when preparing for the dilution method, up to 4 or 5 days before taking a test, but they should be avoided, along with exercise, during those last few days.

Citrus Fruits

Citrus fruits like, oranges, grapefruit, tangerines, lemons, and limes contain high concentrations of Vitamin C (this is also called ascorbic acid). This Vitamin C has a fat burning quality.

Vitamin C reduces the effectiveness of fat. It reduces its content and can liquefy or dilute fat. By diluting the fat, it makes it less effective, and easier to flush out of your system. Vitamin C also works on cholesterol deposits. Vitamin C can help burn out the cholesterol, hence, making it difficult for cholesterol deposits to form in blood vessels.

By adding Citrus Fruits to your daily diet, try every meal and also a snack, you will great increase your metabolism, increase your ability to get rid of fat, and also help you to control your cholesterol levels.

Soybeans

Soybeans contain lecithin, this chemical will shield your cells from accumulating fat. This chemical prevents, like a shield, fat from forming on your cells. It will also break down fatty deposits in your body.

Eat soybeans at least 3 times a week and you'll be boosting your bodies ability to get rid of fat. You can find soybeans in most health food stores.

Apples, Berries, Fresh Fruit

Apples contain a chemical call pectin. This chemical is found in most berries, and fresh fruit. The pectin is in the cell walls of most fruits, especially apples.

Pectin limits the amount of fat your cells can absorb. This will put a natural limitation on the amount of fat your cells can absorb. Pectin, once in your system, has a water binding property, it absorbs watery substances, and these watery substances in turn bombards the cells and makes it release fat deposits.

Add applesauce (it's loaded with pectin), apples, fresh fruit and berries, to your diet and let the power of pectin pulverize the fat that accumulates on your cells. An apple a day can help keep the fat away.

Garlic Oil

Garlic oil or the juice of garlic has a significant protective quality to cells which help to reduce fatty deposits. When taken, it brings down the levels of fat. Garlic, garlic oil, or anything with garlic, also has an antibiotic property to it and can be used to cure many ailments. Please look at a home remedies page I wrote and you'll see all the uses garlic has to offer, but in brief, it can be used as an antibiotic, it also destroys bacterial infections, and has the power to reduce fat in your cells dramatically.
 
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I realize this tutorial seems very long, but I feel that I've actually made it about as concise as reasonably possible, as some of the points are worth repeating, but I also have a lot of related info available for whenever people have any questions about any part of what's posted above, or need any alternative methods, or even a personal consultation... so feel free to send me a private message anytime. I hope this info helps, and good luck.
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Thanks much Munchy, for taking the time to educate us. I deal with the VA for my pain management, diabetic & other medical needs. So needless to say testing clean is a has to be for me or else they WILL toss me out of pain management. What works best for me on my Bi annual blood & urine test befor Dr. visits is cleaning up for 8 weeks. You bet it's a PIA to do this twice a year. But it's nothing compared to losing my pain meds.
Thanks again for all the info...
 
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Thanks for taking the time to contribute all that great info Munchy!

When I was in my teens I was on formal probation for 3 years, so I had to do piss tests once a month and even once per week for a period of time. I smoked a lot of weed at that time and passed every test but one. So out of 52 tests (I was tested once a week for a month due to the failed test), I passed 51 with the method below.

I had an older friend who was in and out of the pen/on parole his whole life and he told me how to pass my tests. He said to buy a large bottle of cranberry juice and some Certo fruit pectin, mix 'em, pound it a couple hours before the test and you're golden.....Well, this actually works...I have no idea why but it works and works well.

I was smoking weed all day every day and even the nights before my tests, this is how much confidence I had in it. The test I failed was during the 3rd year of probation and I'm not sure why, since I did everything the same. My PO gave me a pass since I hadn't tested dirty in over 2 years.

After the fail I doubled up on the Certo/cran mix. I would mix one up before bed the night before my test and chug it, then I would do it again in the morning before the test. I never failed again and continued to enjoy my daily weed smoking.

You just pour out a splash of the juice and add one packet of Certo, shake it, and chug it a couple/few hours before your test, piss a couple times before your test and off you go.

I had never researched it online until now and it seems as though this method has become quite popular.

https://www.google.com/search?q=certo pectin&oq=certo&aqs=chrome.1.69i57j0l5.3824j0j8&sourceid=chrome&espv=210&es_sm=91&ie=UTF-8#es_sm=91&espv=210&q=certo fruit pectin drug test

 
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Delae, thanks for the stickiness. just fyi, regarding the Certo, which was covered above, btw, we had a very large thread back on OG, where about 100 different members had tried the method... and several of them FAILED! the Bottom line>>> it does NOT work for everyone, every time, as advertised. The only reason it does work for most people is the dilution factor. Like the guy in video, who "smokes all the time", like an 8th every 10 days, which I find laughable, as I smoke an 8th every 2 days, 5 times more, and that's cutting down from an ounce per week I used to smoke, obviously growers tend to smoke more... and then he abstained for 72 hours, and then drank a full gallon of liquid... Hellooo... and btw, I've looked into cranberry juice before, which is only good because it's a diuretic (makes you pee), but he would've had the same results if he had drank water or gatorade or anything else instead, without the pectin.
Munchy said:
There are also many popular home remedies such as fruit pectin (Certo/Sure Gel), goldenseal, niacin and cranberry juice which have been shown to work on many occasions, especially when taken with a couple quarts of water (for dilution) and some vitamin B (for coloring), but they do NOT always work for everyone. Plenty of marijuana smokers have also failed their tests using those remedies, which shows that other factors were involved, such as the amount of water consumed, how much THC was consumed and how long ago, or different metabolism rates.
 
Seamaiden

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Shit, I drank the vinegar (and passed the test)! It's better for my hair, I know, makes it all shiny and purty, too.

Oh, and to source those products (I detest this store, but it *is* the best place to go) go to Ulta Beauty.
 
delae632

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Delae, thanks for the stickiness. just fyi, regarding the Certo, which was covered above, btw, we had a very large thread back on OG, where about 100 different members had tried the method... and several of them FAILED! the Bottom line>>> it does NOT work for everyone, every time, as advertised. The only reason it does work for most people is the dilution factor. Like the guy in video, who "smokes all the time", like an 8th every 10 days, which I find laughable, as I smoke an 8th every 2 days, 5 times more, and that's cutting down from an ounce per week I used to smoke, obviously growers tend to smoke more... and then he abstained for 72 hours, and then drank a full gallon of liquid... Hellooo... and btw, I've looked into cranberry juice before, which is only good because it's a diuretic (makes you pee), but he would've had the same results if he had drank water or gatorade or anything else instead, without the pe

No problem.

I'm aware that Certo was briefly mentioned in the above post...I read it before posting. I just wanted to share my personal experience using it since I had really good results and for a very long time. Passing 51 out of 52 tests as a heavy smoker is no fluke. I never abstained for 72 hours and I smoked well over and 1/8 every 10 days. I didn't ever drink a gallon of water on top of it like the guy in the video either (although I'm sure it would help to do so). Also, my freedom was on the line here...not a potential job. Fail a test, get locked up for 30 days. I don't think my friend who was on parole would be putting a YEAR of his freedom on the line with the Certo/cran method if it didn't work either. I maintained my freedom and my smoking habit (as did my friend) with the method I explained. I'm in no way claiming that this method works for everyone, nor every time, but I personally had very very reliable results from using this method.
 
monkeymun

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A lot of information in this thread, thanks for taking the time to write it all up.
 

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