POTorNOT, NEEDS? crazy concierge

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THE BIT

LIP


is defined as a condition brought on

by aging potheads

it occurs

when one is...

stoned off their ashes

mildly

hungry

if not

content

however certain circumstances

exacerbate this delicate condition

for example

THE

M
U
N
C
H
I
E
S
.

yes... dear friends...

the munchies

and

this is a catalyst

for a pothead to feel

d
i
s
content

ladies and gentlemen

if there are children in the room

don't bogart that joint

this empty sinsation

drives potheads

straight into an endless

ravenous frenzy

shit

banging around

food

if one would call it that

is consumed with such

velocity and inertia

it is being ended

faster than it falls onto the floor

and this

look away

is when

there is only one thing left

to be had

and

it goes on and on for what feels like

a exwife

painful

unrelenting

money

grubbing

whores

the singularity to be had

is

THE

BIT

LIP

 

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committment

 

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let us examine

male committment issues

for just one moment

 

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in today's exercise

we will use

a bathroom doorjamb

hypothetically speaking

 

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for our ladies to have their

ahem... stallions

stuffed

and mounted

 

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1.A) do we agree that this male

is committed

B) should be committed

or

C) may have some serious commitment issues

 

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if the door swings

and his fingers get

pinched

i suppose we might suggest

and he's on some strange oil

and says

wtf

this shit is workin

and never misses a thrust

 

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this is really informative

re pests protocols

Ok ive only glanced, havent read the whole thread but to add to a couple things I've read in here;
-Pyrethrin has to be used in the dark, it's extremely phytotoxic under light. Used in the dark it's extremely effective at the right concentration, especially with PB, used in veg only. I wouldnt spray that stuff on flowers.
-Sulphur is the best prevention for PM and mites of any kind, and should also be applied in the dark.
-Products such as Grandevo, Regalia, and botanigard are excellent above ground IPM tools, and rootshield, or RAW microbes are an extremely effective "below the soil line" IPM strategy.
-Yellow and blue sticky cards are also handy and effective. I only use yellow because the pests blue cards catch, I usually spot from plant signs before the population is great enough to catch on cards.

 

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if the door swings

and his fingers get

pinched

i suppose we might suggest

and he's on some strange oil

and says

wtf

this shit is workin

and never misses a thrust

Now I know why I shut my thumb in the car door yesterday and here I just thought I was a dumbass

 

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throbbing, or spurting

i was both, hypothetically speaking

mornin, sunshine

more quarantines and government cheese! yay! I'm so glad to hear things picked up.

i gotta boot up n... maybe shower. i smell like stale secks, hypothetically so i gotta take a whore's bath and get to a gig
probably smoking and holding/standing under a ladder, while larry the roofer, reattaches some of those santa fe style facia type, "logs"... probably 15min, but my first sidekick gig, since toilet paper. very excited to b back to slave labor, work!
means i get to fry my seedlings, another day, possibly! woohoo!
didn't Julia Roberts say, "that's not happiness to c me"?
that's what i feel like tellin em...
besides, "u can't spell happiness, without piness"...

ohhh... i read a few pages of the OLD current season TESTAMENT, yesterday...
not being able to find seeds, yesterday... and having given these poor seedlings such a poor start... I'm sooo conflicted.
i had forgotten how much i liked black domina, what an easy strain it was and... sigh... how strong ww xtrm was. ohhh... i hate pining for lost loves. it's beneath me?
and the sigh .. amnesia... such a walking orgasm feeling. i would marry again, if not for amnesia. i know she's out there... somewhere.

besides the 4 flushes i had in mind... i had nothin planned, today, anyway.

awe crap

i meant to check charts n pop seeds, accordingly.

i hate that cbd will need to take up space in the tent. i THINK she was a painless grow. i need it in the fold. b nice if it got u high. the atf combo, i just never want to hear the name atf, again. I've never had such a sloppy grow i didn't kia, entirely... and have what looked like toothpick spears, comin out with the greatest weight of the bunch. impressive, even f'n it up... sux it's a 5/10, for my purposes.

 

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those southwestern facia dowels r ridiculous
got called in a pinch...
my ass was falling out of my butt
in unison because i had no notice to wosk
so it's like eating chips with olestra for date night.

today's lessons:
my man needs a drill motor hook, as do we all, to clip on a ladder, or belt, if they don't already make em out of a hanger

also- a jack stand's arm, is weighty enough to make for a good mallet

and if they don't already make small toolbags with ladder hooks, they should

not that he would trouble himself

but it's me runnin lines for the volleyball tutor, all over again.
how am i supposed to b fat, anticipating?!
soab!
so then THE CLUB comes up...
wtf was i supposed to say?!
so i just said- i need to slow down on my drinking so I'd go, but just have water n shoot pool.
and i mentioned taxin him for vegas... regardless of the tommy's experience. wasn't my idea to tour the largest lake known to man; seemed like...
u know what that cheap soab said to me!!!
-my Larry the roofer
that's too bad, i was going to buy you a drink of that expensive crap
u usually drink... in fact, i was thinking about buyin you four.

realize... in the entire time I've known scrooge... maybe, one r two...

and he picks today... TODAY!, to crow that dusty, disintegrating, black, crusty piece of pig skin, open!! f my life!

i wasn't going to tell him I'm poor and ummm... have him up the price of jobs so we couldn't hang as much n put $, between us.
i just really need ms sue's experiments to work out n hopefully, get this imaginary job, losing my mind so i can become a raging... sorry... continue to b a raging alcoholic n push the club, a bit... work on my pool game... kick, Larry the roofer's ass, on a regular basis...

mosh... these gate latches r blindingly deadly... I'm thinkin magnetics... just child safety gate latch. even if it had been mounted like the only other 5 million I've seen... u pull it open, the right height could still shoot their eye out.

@Moshmen

need better designed latches... magnetic? isn't it lead, or something, that's non magnetic? just slide it down the pole, the break the attraction. put more stress, on the hinges, though... goin to the max, unless really strong, or... swingin both ways, instead.

 

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i think it's ingenious to hurt the integrity of ur stucco... pierce the 30min paper and beyond... for cheap aesthetics. yes... let's pay more to swiss cheese ur home. awesome.

 

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symptom

ohhh... frustrating

cigarette, chambered...

another, grabbed, anyway...

go to light n second smoke gets in way.

3 trips, kitchen to processing room/bed...

trying to remember what i went to

labratory/kitchen, 3x for

man, this is frustrating, like passing same destination, 3x...

passing rest stop, next turn out

next service station...

ending up in the dirt... forgetting which way the wind is blowing

or that this policy has never wavered in my lifetime: pissing into the wind, with overspray, on the flipflops n feetsies...

going crazy, causes me, to lose my fucking mind... and look to a new and doubled, flipflop, annual stockpile.

 

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this grower

miss mj

brought out the best in all of "us"

some fantastic intel from some of the farm's best minds, including, mrs mj: all in a few pgs about pests, fungi, etc, in an outdoor, zealot garden

it's impressive.

Anyone have an idea of what this might be? yellow spots on leaves.....

About 3 weeks into my first grow.....10 auto flower plants. All was going beautifully until now. These spots showed up and assuming it was bugs (possibly thrips) I went ahead and treated them with a weak neem spray treatment. I'd already watered in some neem powder a week ago. Wondering just...

www.thcfarmer.com

 

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diesel- if i get on, tomorrow morning, before 0900 cali time- just ban me
i have got to get to those flushes

before i stand over my seedlings' graves

 

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this is how we know

the farm is my fav


soooo... i had a lil sparechange

stoned as shit

i wasn't working

i didn't intend to b

i slurped off maybe 2mg

from empty syringes

doin capsules

i needed my issue

i figured no way

for such a small amount

after having it the last 2 days n a row

so i can barely walk

in my flipflops

and i park

top dead center

on a cattle guard

i took pity for the breakdown i may have been sitting behind

trippin

20min

give r take

so she gets out

and i figure only one of us is returning alive

with this fucking cattle guard


because they had triple A

the only insurance company on the planet

if ur born with a silver spoon

in the oc

but not so much

outside of socal

and i mention

don't worry

I'm a secret arab

i speak oc-sivilian

and she says

yeah

we keep the trailer on our meadview property

ever since California

WENT

T
POT


was it wrong of me to say


-sc
YOU'RE TELLIN ME



but give me a pothead crackin
free flares

when I'm broke down

any fucking time

 

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general lee memorial

bye bye

will the Jefferson

Washington memorials

come down today, too

etc

or r we just this ignorant

really

let's forget our shames of our past

so we may repeat our "mistakes"

unbelievable

let's hide behind

N words

and pretend millenniums

of servitude

never

fucking

happened

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www.history.com

 

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is

 

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off to work

prayers for the black pup
all lives matter

 

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I'm a lil perturbed y'all weren't listening. nobody ever listens to a crazy person. told ya i used to b into this poopoo.
gave ya mini and nikola in 20s, Fleetwood Around 1.25. cnhi... around $5, i think... cnhi will continue. nikola i could see at $400. aussy's Fleetwood, @ $5 next natural disaster.