POTorNOT, NEEDS? crazy concierge

[SPARECHANGE]

I'm pretty sure

i got lucky

too

however

one will have to ask

questions

to confirm this

 

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how the hell

is my car

here!

 

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who did this to me!

wait a minute

i think someone drank me gin...

and possibly

dos equis

 

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ok... i remember somebody ordering

shotz

and one remembers 4 fingered

oz's.

oh... who hurt me!

diesel... this is probably your fault, too!

 

[SPARECHANGE]

that's it!

where's the tonic!

christ! I'm trashed.

this calls for a coronita!

 

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I'm going to kill that beeping smoke detector

 

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ok

one recalls being told

to stop

f'ing

nothing more

 

[SPARECHANGE]

how is my car

here!

how

is there more cash

on the counter

than one ever had

at any point in time

yesterday!

 

[SPARECHANGE]

I'm such

a

whore

 

[SPARECHANGE]

pardon

one means

a

successful

whore



apparently

 

[SPARECHANGE]

o kwrap

and

perhaps

something

about pot

ok

I'm remembering something

the cuisinart coffee pot

of cannabis oil

was incorrectly stored

i recall someone stating

"do not tell my husband how to store pot"..

"tell me... next time"

u know

maybe it's me

but if one is going to accept hundreds of years of pain freedom

this might b something one should address

FIRST!

how is my car, here!

 

[SPARECHANGE]

there's only one way to b sure

it's the brit in me... don't judge me

for the tea

one should probably hydrate, just n case...

 

[SPARECHANGE]

flu

has become a problem

unfortunately

coronitas

r one's absolute fav

they get cold

so quickly

u have to finish em

before that happens

one did try to do the right thing

and seeked for 12oz'erz

due to current

troubling

economic conditions

one was FORCED

to purchase 2 cases

of coronitas

clearly

an alcohol problem

as they're more expensive

however

it is not

one's fault

one did one's best

to look for a singular

case

 

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i am not going back inside

except for beerfillz

with that incessant

smoke detector

beeping!

 

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i am in hell!

 

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it's like:
u can have another

but

beep beep beep

if one risks it!

 

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screw it

wtf

may as well try another batch of cannabis oil

and

there's this: infamous killer of seed...

ever feel like ur always growing pot

constant bud?

it's not what it sounds like

i actually hate growing pot

since December

 

[Aqua Man]

Dude where's my car!

 

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not pot

as i stagger in the pool

drinking coronitas at 0900

it occurs

those of we

whom r familiar with club owners

the people who spend the big bux

in a bar

r getting drunk

rather than raise prices

would a raging alcoholic

even notice

if the club used

smaller glasses

 

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Dude where's my car!

those sneaky bastards!