Man....I was sitting in the library. Doing the deuce.
And as I read a BWGS catalog in the nute part....I started noticing how fucking stupid these guys treay us.
Let me say, I am 40....and I like cool, trippy , stoney, nag champa and patchouli type shit as much as the next old stoner.
But gimme a fuckin break Mr Nute Company...
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Zeus Juice"
"Athenas Amina's" (not amino's?)
are you fuckin kiddin..."Poseidonzyme"?
"Sugaree".. I love Jerry....but Jesus H.....this is an agriculture product. Dont whore out a Dead song to sell your shit to hippie kids, you fucks.
Aight...I am getting treated like BoBo the Clown here. I have stepped up my game and I want to see a level of professionalism in the products I purchase.
Actually, I want no label generic bags these days...because the shiny ones with cool pictures cost too much.
Theres no point to this. I am just ranting. I have a buddy in the ag industry and they laugh at that shit. It keeps us all looking like 2nd rate farmers in their eyes.....like a bunch of all day suckers.
This type of marketing is where most of that stems from, IMHO. Treat me like I am grown.
Shout out to ALL VETS.....THANK YOU BROTHERS AND SISTERS FOR YOUR SACRIFICES!