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I came back. LOL! I do want to be the modern day Bobby Riggs except mma.

I want to challenge RR and then Cyborg on the same night. Except they are not winning.

Cyborg will try to stand up to. With her I am going to clean and jerk her across my shoulders and airplane spin her and then reverse spin her. Then I won't body slam her I will gently put her down to watch her walk around dizzy and then knock her out.

I curl with both hands. I can't do that weight with one hand.
Here what will happen if you fuck my GF... LOL better be careful I dont want RR braking my ribs...RR really does brake his ribs....
 
RR sparring with a world class 145 lb Wrestler... RR has very nice russian tie - to a firemans series at the end,,, she the real deal....
her throws are spot on... and boxing chicks cant deal with her judo.... and she can bang too.... I'd pay $50 bucks to watch you fight her ... @Tobor Id pay another $100 to see if she could submit me in a reverse figure 4 head lock,,, RR cute as bunny too..
 
yea she does LOOK "a babe" know doubt about that...

(^^^) This guys on the Card too,Tough bloke.

Folk,^ i Reckon Dillashaw will do it again.Unless Barao Brings/does Something Unseen and new.. Maybe Maturity will help him in the fight! ..Dealing with a Loss,maybe?
I mean, he gave ALL that he Could last time (sure),but that was UNAFFECTIVE against TJ..!..?
 
yea she does LOOK "a babe" know doubt about that...

(^^^) This guys on the Card too,Tough bloke.

Folk,^ i Reckon Dillashaw will do it again.Unless Barao Brings/does Something Unseen and new.. Maybe Maturity will help him in the fight! ..Dealing with a Loss,maybe?
I mean, he gave ALL that he Could last time (sure),but that was UNAFFECTIVE against TJ..!..?

video feed is blocked.... I wanted to see...
 
'K bro, this m8...Joe Lauzon MMA Jiu jitsu Top 5 UFC fight highlight 2015




^^ yea.. "ERROR.. !" ..That works for me ^ ;)
^Nothing Spectacular,some guys top 5 submissions or something. ^But that guys a Tough Cookie... He beat Michael kiesa,etc,and he's real tough.
 
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RR vs. TB8: the first throw she is gonna mount TB8 (sounds like we've created a real fighter) and he is just gonna hold her, so sweet and gentle. And as he mumbles "I love you," with her breasts in his face, she is gonna discover a new submission, the tittie choke.

TB8 ain't gonna tap though, his erection will send her flying, possibly over the cage. Then it will be used as a distance control weapon. My only fear is she will grab it and use it to smash him...like bam bam did with his club in the flintstones.

BAM, BAM BAM, BAM, BAM BAM BAM...
 
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HAHAAA!! 4a7923170bb452b9d8f3abeb9028f6db 434446
 
I will gladly lose that way Junk!

I think Felder vs Barbaro is going to be the fight of the night.
 
All these videos got me interested again.
anyway I got away from the UFC for awhile.... gloves got to big, then hands taped like brass knucks LOL,, rules turned more into striking. You guys got me watching these fight tapes again and now I'm going to watch these fighter again... dont know much bout Felder, Barbaro, dillshaw and lot of these knew guys coming into UFC. I lean toward the wrestler with the rules that UFC uses now.... but they got stop that those REFs,,,,, that bullshit allowing these fighters pound the shit out of a knocked out fighter,,, how unPro of the fighter- it shows your fear, watch Vale he is so calm, if tap he stops if you dont tap he'll brake bones,,, .... Pride stopped the fight as soon as they got wobbled, they didnt even allow a standing 8 count (armature boxing)... If you were lame,,, the owner yellow flagged you, meaning your stalling and you loose money according to your contract,,, Owner always gave back penalty money if they fighter got pissed in the cage and if he goes off on opponent after he got a yellow flags,,, you get your money back... I'd be more into UFC if they'd get Dana off the camera.,,, DW is a punk! DW Goes over to Tito Ortiz house, drink Tito's beer, and fucks his porn star wife while Tito is the ring fighting... Then DW is a complete BITCH! I'd pay $500 to see Tobor fight DW! Then Dw challenges Tito to fight after Tito goes to the media about it and DW and the mob shut Tito up with contract threats.... Id rather see Don King promote this then DW. :vomit: What a BITCH , DW never fights Tito! ID PAY TOBOR TO TRAIN HIM FOR THAT FIGHT!
 
All these videos got me interested again.
anyway I got away from the UFC for awhile.... gloves got to big, then hands taped like brass knucks LOL,, rules turned more into striking. You guys got me watching these fight tapes again and now I'm going to watch these fighter again... dont know much bout Felder, Barbaro, dillshaw and lot of these knew guys coming into UFC. I lean toward the wrestler with the rules that UFC uses now.... but they got stop that those REFs,,,,, that bullshit allowing these fighters pound the shit out of a knocked out fighter,,, how unPro of the fighter- it shows your fear, watch Vale he is so calm, if tap he stops if you dont tap he'll brake bones,,, .... Pride stopped the fight as soon as they got wobbled, they didnt even allow a standing 8 count (armature boxing)... If you were lame,,, the owner yellow flagged you, meaning your stalling and you loose money according to your contract,,, Owner always gave back penalty money if they fighter got pissed in the cage and if he goes off on opponent after he got a yellow flags,,, you get your money back... I'd be more into UFC if they'd get Dana off the camera.,,, DW is a punk! DW Goes over to Tito Ortiz house, drink Tito's beer, and fucks his porn star wife while Tito is the ring fighting... Then DW is a complete BITCH! I'd pay $500 to see Tobor fight DW! Then Dw challenges Tito to fight after Tito goes to the media about it and DW and the mob shut Tito up with contract threats.... Id rather see Don King promote this then DW. :vomit: What a BITCH , DW never fights Tito! ID PAY TOBOR TO TRAIN HIM FOR THAT FIGHT!

His fighting name is TB8 ;) "The challenger 'The Bam Bam Boner Man, Tap Him if You can, The 'Great Irate'...T-B-8! (applause)" He bounces on his feet & raises his arm...probably for the last time :eek:

A lot of what you said is why I like Metamoris. I don't understand why they don't allow heel hooks though.

Did DW have sex with JJ? I thought Tito & her had broken up. I like Tito, not only in his day, but just as a guy. Seems like a cool cat. In my head, he is in the same "I'd like to hang out with that guy" category as Matt Hughes, at least for me. Plus having JJ as a mattress sparring partner makes me like him even more.

To put it into perspective, I'm sure hanging out with GSP would be fun, but I just feel like me, Matt, Tito are more on the same wave length...save the porn star wife.
 
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lmao @Junk.... You be nice to my boy TB8,,, I'm getting ready to train him so we can take on RR and Meshia in a 2 man vs 2 women free for all...

DW and JJ sex, who knows,,,, but who wants DW at your house with JJ while your fighting and DW is home with your JJ... that was what happen and I dont blame Tito for calling out DW out,, after DW talks shit about it... what a piece of shit!

You hang with Tito and Matt.,,, Ill hang out with joe rogan and JJ and scoop up left overs of JJ left over friends ..lol
 
not HD ^ :(

Ramsey was robbed a little from what I saw,that guy was good with his Submissions
 
Mmmmm cupcake! :asshat: Funny how she is so much tougher then caraway haha
 
IMO Barao looked "Lost/or Worse than before!" As Expected he had NoAnswer for TJ .That Guys Got Skillful Feet ! (Only 2nd to Dominick Cruz.Of who I've seen that is)
Lauzon or "Joe Lau?". ..LOL! ..He CALLS the Stop to the Fight Himself AND then HERB agrees with him!!! :D ... [Friggin love this Sport,lol!!]
apparently the Words .." I ain't hitting this Guy no more?" was what he was think in'. Re : Joe rogan
...Friggin History ^. :D. Lmao...

IMO now way did Barboza win. Felder had Rounds 1 & 2 ,Barboza Winning the Third.
^ I reckon he felt he,d done enough tbh
 
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