Seamaiden
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Wait... whaaaa...? <she says in her best chickenbird voice>
Just watch out he does not have a chicken litter fetish.
You brought up kinky Germans. What defines German kink more than scat?Wait... whaaaa...? <she says in her best chickenbird voice>
You guys will probably be aghast, but I find that I actually prefer tending to animals than plants, by far. The chickenbirds just crack me up! So, we're probably gonna have to figure out some pig, and I've been wondering just how difficult a milk cow would be, that's something I've never had to worry about.
You brought up kinky Germans. What defines German kink more than scat?
Sounds like you were forced forced into a farm lifestyle and never cared to learn how to properly care for livestock.I grew up on a working cattle/horse ranch. Dad forced me to be his gofer/laborer and now want nothing to do with farm animals. Hate horses, always out. Learned were the saying that grass is always greener on the other side of the fence came from. Cows do nothing but eat and shit. Chickens....filthy!!
Sorry C-Man, but they are. Goats, never had em so nothing to say. I love growing plants but you can keep you farm animals. Oh, forgot pigs, they eat and root in their own shit...enough said.
The right milk cow is awesome. PG Dave must marry it as he must milk her 2 times daily after calf weans.You guys will probably be aghast, but I find that I actually prefer tending to animals than plants, by far. The chickenbirds just crack me up! So, we're probably gonna have to figure out some pig, and I've been wondering just how difficult a milk cow would be, that's something I've never had to worry about.
The right milk cow is awesome. PG Dave must marry it as he must milk her 2 times daily after calf weans.
They love to get fed and milked. PG Dave will get used to milking daisy or whatever you name her daily at 530am the again around 6 pm.
After about 900 gallons gallons he will have a grip of steel and milk that cow out lighting quick.
Your duty is to skim cream, make butter, cheese, wash buckets, get set up for PG Dave's next milking....
Good luck, let us know the wedding day...
Less nagging from the new wife...Terrific...That's all I need...More chores. I guess there's plenty of time to sleep once I'm dead. LOL!
Oh, that's up there! Then there's the, "I'll let you cook my arm if you let me saute your cheek" thing... :eek:You brought up kinky Germans. What defines German kink more than scat?
I grew up on a working cattle/horse ranch. Dad forced me to be his gofer/laborer and now want nothing to do with farm animals. Hate horses, always out. Learned were the saying that grass is always greener on the other side of the fence came from. Cows do nothing but eat and shit. Chickens....filthy!!
Sorry C-Man, but they are. Goats, never had em so nothing to say. I love growing plants but you can keep you farm animals. Oh, forgot pigs, they eat and root in their own shit...enough said.
The right milk cow is awesome. PG Dave must marry it as he must milk her 2 times daily after calf weans.
They love to get fed and milked. PG Dave will get used to milking daisy or whatever you name her daily at 530am the again around 6 pm.
After about 900 gallons gallons he will have a grip of steel and milk that cow out lighting quick.
Your duty is to skim cream, make butter, cheese, wash buckets, get set up for PG Dave's next milking....
Good luck, let us know the wedding day...
Regrouping today. Been on a roll...day after day of that "home improvement" thing. Seems like all I've been doing for the last month is sanding/caulking/staining/painting/digging/toting/planting/chopping/burning/chasing that carrot... wow.
After 2 years of depression and not doin a whole fuckin lot...it's been a serious redistribution of mood/energy/focus as well as a re-awakening of the physical. Talk about ongoing soreness/stiffness. Wow. The good thing is that so far....it's the >good< hurt....and nothing has tweeked/cracked/popped/bent the wrong way. You fuckin know what I'm talkin about.
Gonna amass more supplies for another rally/go of it this weekend. A sliding glass door install (after ripping out a door and window to make space for it)...and a huge/deep hole for a gate post (1 of 3) are looming in my future right now. Then of course...there's the wheelbarrow and the water and the concrete :rolleyes:
It's torture...but it's good torture. (and I can't afford to pay someone else to do it)
We did have the gate custom-made though.....so at least I got to slide by on that! (sliding on my wallet, that is)
Are we there yet?
Regrouping today. Been on a roll...day after day of that "home improvement" thing. Seems like all I've been doing for the last month is sanding/caulking/staining/painting/digging/toting/planting/chopping/burning/chasing that carrot... wow.
After 2 years of depression and not doin a whole fuckin lot...it's been a serious redistribution of mood/energy/focus as well as a re-awakening of the physical. Talk about ongoing soreness/stiffness. Wow. The good thing is that so far....it's the >good< hurt....and nothing has tweeked/cracked/popped/bent the wrong way. You fuckin know what I'm talkin about.
Gonna amass more supplies for another rally/go of it this weekend. A sliding glass door install (after ripping out a door and window to make space for it)...and a huge/deep hole for a gate post (1 of 3) are looming in my future right now. Then of course...there's the wheelbarrow and the water and the concrete :rolleyes:
It's torture...but it's good torture. (and I can't afford to pay someone else to do it)
We did have the gate custom-made though.....so at least I got to slide by on that! (sliding on my wallet, that is)
Are we there yet?
Then you can come to our farm and do what you do best, after all that experience you will kick ass...Still lots to do here even after 12 years.....
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